The Born Loser
by Art & Chip Sansom
The son walk up to the father and said:
Son: I made my christmas list! Will you mail it to santa for me?
Father: Yes....but I hope it isn't a phone-book-length document like the past years!
Son: I make sure it wasn't. See it for yourself.
The father took the list from the son.
Father: Good work son. This list is nice and short! How did you manage to limit all the things you want?
Son: Intsead of keeping it short by cutting back on the stuff I want......I decided to keep it short by just listing the stuff I don't want santa to bring me!
Drabble
by Kevin Fagan
Mother: *sigh*
Daughter came up to mother.
Daughter: What's wrong mom?
Mother: I hate to say it, Penny. But the holidays make me a nervous wreck! I have so much to do! I have so many gifts to shop for and wrap!
Daughter: The holidays aren't supposed to make you a nervous wreck! They're supposed to make you happy! I'd rather not have any presents at all than to see you upset! I know I gave you a long christmas list. But please don't buy me another thing. Whatever you got for me so far is enough, okay?
Mother: Thank you, Penny! I feel better already!
Daughter: Good!
As the daughter walk away.....
Daughter: Besides, Santa will bring me all the other stuff! He always does!
by Art & Chip Sansom
The son walk up to the father and said:
Son: I made my christmas list! Will you mail it to santa for me?
Father: Yes....but I hope it isn't a phone-book-length document like the past years!
Son: I make sure it wasn't. See it for yourself.
The father took the list from the son.
Father: Good work son. This list is nice and short! How did you manage to limit all the things you want?
Son: Intsead of keeping it short by cutting back on the stuff I want......I decided to keep it short by just listing the stuff I don't want santa to bring me!
Drabble
by Kevin Fagan
Mother: *sigh*
Daughter came up to mother.
Daughter: What's wrong mom?
Mother: I hate to say it, Penny. But the holidays make me a nervous wreck! I have so much to do! I have so many gifts to shop for and wrap!
Daughter: The holidays aren't supposed to make you a nervous wreck! They're supposed to make you happy! I'd rather not have any presents at all than to see you upset! I know I gave you a long christmas list. But please don't buy me another thing. Whatever you got for me so far is enough, okay?
Mother: Thank you, Penny! I feel better already!
Daughter: Good!
As the daughter walk away.....
Daughter: Besides, Santa will bring me all the other stuff! He always does!