Daoprasook meets Jerry Springer

[Melissa]

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen , please welcome....Jerry Springer!

Audience: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Jerry is greeting the audience*


Jerry: Welcome! Today's guests want OUT of their relationships. Everybody meet Phak! Phak why are you here today?

Phak: *wearing a tux* Well Jerry , I brought my girl on here to marry me...

Jerry: Well that's nice.

Phak: But I'm really here to dump her.

Audience: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Jerry: Well that's cruel. You can be with whoever you want but don't you think should have been honest with her?

Phak: Jerry , I tried to make it work. But I'm love with somebody else and I'm gone marry her today.

Jerry: Ok , please welcome Maya to the show!

*Maya walks out in a wedding dress and sits down*

Jerry: Welcome to the show Maya.

Maya: What's up Jerry!

Jerry: Do you know why you're here?

Maya: Yeah to get married.

Phak: Look , I know we was supposed to get married today but.....

Maya: But what?

Phak: *sighs* I don't wanna be with you no more. I been cheatin' on you and I wanna marry her.

Maya:*tears welling up* What the *bleep*!?

Phak: I'm sorry. I don't love you no more!

Audience: BOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

*Maya leaps out of her chair and starts beating Phak with her bouquet*

Audience: YEAAAAAHHHHH! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Maya: You leavin' me for some other *bleep!* , Who the *bleep!* is this hoe!?

Phak: Dao

Maya: You mean to tell me you been *bleep!*ing your 16 year old cousin!?

Audience: UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: What!? She's you cousin!?

Phak: Jerry , I can't help it I love her!

Jerry: Yeah but love her as your cousin...

*Maya runs over and starts slapping Phak*

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!


*security pulls them apart*

Maya: Jerry , bring that little hoe out! I'ma whoop her ass!

Jerry: Well meet her when we come back!


Ch. 2 later Hahahahahaha! What do you guys think so far?

 

[Cupid Candy]

Isn't Dao Pak's niece?, since Pak is Dao's mother's cousin.

Anyways, i wonder what Dao is gonna say, is she gonna have a catfight with miss Maya Rasmee

 

[PhoneO_5]

I can't help but think of this as the Num & Kob version. But, yikes...I'm worried what Dao will surprise us with. The whole story was pretty twisted on its own. Now this JS version is gonna be hysterical & hilarious! LOL. Can't wait to read more.

 

[tastesweetlove]

I never seen Daoprasook...is it good?
MAN, I would go crazy if I thought I was going to get married but then got dumped on national tv.

 

[PhoneO_5]

I never seen Daoprasook...is it good?
MAN, I would go crazy if I thought I was going to get married but then got dumped on national tv.

Daoprasook is a classic!! I don't think any of the remakes has ever topped the Num & Kob version.
It's about a young woman who gave birth to a baby girl. She leaves her daughter at the hospital and leaves with her nanny because the nanny helped her hide the pregnancy from her parents and thought she was too young to be a mother. Dao gets adopted, but the adoptive parents soon have their own kids and Dao pretty much became like a servant to the family when her adoptive father isn't around. She decides to run away after the other servants got fired for trying to protect her, they told her she was adopted and I think a little bit about her real mother.

After running away, she was taken in by a hostel. When she became a teenager she had to work as a prostitute to help the kind prostitute who helped her. She was smart and got out of sleeping with the men. P'ek (Park) went to the hostel one day with his friend, and Dao drugged him. He is Dao's mother's cousin? Or maybe cousin-in-law. Not sure. But, he goes and buys Dao from the hostel to live with him. Park despised Dao at first because he overheard a customer say he got an STD from Dao, and got Dao a checkup and found out she was a virgin.

Lots of drama and r scene. Twisted story to the end. lol.

 

[tastesweetlove]

^wow thanks. just reading your summary, it already looks like a lot of stuff happened. if it's a classic, i might consider watching it, plus it has Num & Kob which makes me want to watch it. But isn't it like incest or something? IDK.

 

[Cupid Candy]

^wow thanks. just reading your summary, it already looks like a lot of stuff happened. if it's a classic, i might consider watching it, plus it has Num & Kob which makes me want to watch it. But isn't it like incest or something? IDK.

The lakorn is so messed up but yet so good, the rape scene was awesome :blush:

 

[jeeja]

i love these JS series. haha XD
oh...can't wait 2 c wat Dao has in stored 4 us...gonna b interestin' next chapter

 

[Melissa]

Ch.2

Jerry: Welcome back! Earlier were talking with Phak who wants leave his fiance Maya , for his 16 year old cousin. Ok , let's meet the cousin slash lover *chuckles*. Please welcome Dao!

Audience: YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Dao walks out in a wedding dress. She and Phak start frenching*

Audience: UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Maya runs over and starts punching Dao*

Maya: *bleep!* *bleep!* *bleep!*

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*security breaks up the fight*

Jerry: Dao ,welcome to the show.

Dao: How you doin' Jerry!?

Jerry: I'm fine. Uhhh , you want to marry your cousin?

Dao: Jerry , I ain't know we was related.

Jerry: Yeah , but after you found out you were Phak's cousin you should have stopped sleeping together....

Dao: You can't help who you fall in love with.

Maya: That's some bull*bleep!*. You ain't got no business *bleep!* your cousin!

Dao: *bleep!* Deal with it! He my man now!

Maya: Hoe you ain't but 16! You don't know nothin' 'bout no *bleep!*

*Dao slaps Maya and tackles her. They're wailing on each other*

Audience: YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*Their veils get torn*

Audience: HIT HER WITH THE CAKE! HIT HER WITH THE CAKE! HIT HER WITH THE CAKE! HIT HER WITH THE CAKE!

*Maya grabs Dao by the hair and smashes face into the cake*

*security pulls them apart*

Dao: Phak , before we married I got somethin' to tell you. I been prostituting........

Audience: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: What!?

Dao: Jerry that ain't it.

Jerry: I figured.......

Dao: I'm pregnant I don't know if you're the daddy.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! INCEST WHORE! INCEST WHORE! INCEST WHORE! INCEST WHORE!

Dao: *bleep!* ya'll!

*Phak is too stunned to say anything.

Jerry: We'll be back!

Ch.3 later. Hahahaha! This is pretty f'ed up innit? Sorry I've been away folks

 

[Cupid Candy]

Ahahaha this is too funny

 

[jeeja]

haha...i just love the chaos n especially ur great Jerry series

 

[pinkdisney32]

This is funny & cool!

 

[Melissa]

Ch.3

Jerry: Welcome back! If you're just joining us we were talking with Dao who has revealed that she is in fact a prostitute. Not only that she's pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. Uhhh , Dao you're only 16. Why are you doing this?

Dao: Jerry , I did what I had ta' do.

Jerry: Yeah , but you don't have to be a prostitute....

Phak: Dao , what the *bleep!*? How you gone do this ta' me?

Dao: Baby I love you.

Phak: Well , I still wanna marry you.

Maya: What!? After all the *bleep!* she done did ta' you still wanna marry this nasty ass hoe!?

Dao: *bleep!* Ain't nobody talkin' ta' you!

Phak: I love her...

*Maya slaps Phak and knocks his glasses off*

Dao: *bleep!* Don't be hittin' my man!

*Dao tackles Maya and they're kicking the crap out of each other*

Audience: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*security breaks up the fight*

Jerry: Phak , you really want to marry your underage cousin?

Phak:*putting his glasses back on* Yeah Jerry , I love her.

Jerry: We'll be back!

Ch. 4 later. I think the next chapter will be the JLR update

 

[pinkdisney32]

omg ur so funny at creating this!

 

[Melissa]

Ch 4. JLR update

Jerry: Welcome back! Everybody , I'd like to welcome a previous guest back to the show , Harit. Harit what brings you back to our show?

Harit: What's up Jerry? I was here last time 'cause I was cheatin' on my girl with a broad I can't stand.

Jerry: Are you guys back together?

Harit: Yeah Jerry. She dumped the punk she was cheatin' with and we back together.

Jerry: Why are you back on the show today?

Harit: Well Jerry , somebody I care about got somethin' they wanna tell me.

Jerry: *chuckling* Do you know who it is?

Harit: No

Jerry: Do you have any idea what this person wants to tell you?

Harit: No I don't

Jerry: Ok , here they are!

*Harin , very much alive walks out in a wig and a hoochie mama dress*

Audience: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Harit:*shocked* What the hell dawg!? I thought you was dead!

Harin: Look I ain't want you to find out like this but I got three secrets. I ain't really kill myself....

Jerry:*sarcastically* Obviously.....

Harin: The second is I wanna become a woman....

*Harit tackles his brother before he could finish. He's punching the crap out of Harin*

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*security pulls them apart*

Harit:*voice breaking* Why the *bleep!* you do this ta' me!? I raised you!

Jerry: Why did you fake your death?

Harin: Jerry , I was embarrassed. I ain't know how to tell my brother I wanted to be a woman.

Jerry: Yeah , but you could've handled it better.....

Harit: That's some bull*bleep!* , you coulda told me punk!

Harin: Look dawg , I'm sorry.

*Harit punches his brother and knocks off the wig*

Audience: YEAAAAAHHHH!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Jerry:*calms the crowd* Harin , you have a third secret *trying not to laugh*

Harin: Yeah Jerry I do.

Jerry: We'll find out what it is when we come back!

Ch.5 later. Hahahahahahahahahaha! You guys weren't expecting that were you?

 

[pinkdisney32]

lovin' it.

 

[Cupid Candy]

Haha so freaking funny

 

[LimeGrass]

LMAO Harin faked his death because he wanted to be a woman.
I wonder if Sansanee was the cause of that decision.

 

[PhoneO_5]

was not expecting Harin to want to be a woman. lol

 

[jeeja]

lol...i didn't even expect that Harin wanted to be a woman at all.
thanks for the update. i needed a laugh for a long time.