Koo gum meets Jerry Springer

Melissa

Melissa

sarNie Egg
Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Announcer: Please welcome.......Jerry Springer!

Audience: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Jerry is greeting the audience*

Jerry: Welcome! Today's guests are fighting for love. Please meet Vanus. Vanus , why are you here today?

Vanus: Hey Jerry! Well , it's like this me and my girl was together about 2 ,3 years. Then I went to England for school. We said we was gone get married when I got back.

Jerry: Well that's nice....

Vanus: Then I come back thinkin' we was 'bout to get married. Come to find out she married to some other dude!

Audience: OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Jerry: *chuckling* Otherwise you wouldn't be on my show. No , but seriously you were engaged when you left and you come back and the woman you love is married. How did that make you feel?

Vanus: I was hurt Jerry.

Jerry: Why are you on the show today?

Vanus: Well basically Jerry , I'm here to get my girl back and whoop that Military punk's ass!

Audience: YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Jerry:*laughing* Well , now's your chance to whoop the military punk's ass. Please welcome Kobori!


*Kobori walks out taking off his jewelry*

Kobori: She don't want you no more! Deal with it *bleep!*

Vanus: *bleep!* Please! She only with you 'cause her dad wanted her to marry your punk ass!

*Kobori tackles Vanus. They're on the floor wailing on each other*

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*security pulls them apart*

Jerry:*calming the audience* We'll meet her when we come back!

Ch.2 later Hahahahahaha! What do you guys think so far? Don't worry , I haven't forgotten about my daoprasook meets Jerry fic :) ;) B)
 
Melissa

Melissa

sarNie Egg
Ch. 2

Jerry: Welcome back! Before out break we were talking with Vanus who is trying to win back fiance. Let's meet her , please welcome Angsumalin!

*Angsumalin walks out. She wraps her legs around Kobori and is frenching him*

Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*Vanus runs over and punches Kobori in the head*

Vanus: *bleep!* *bleep!* *bleep!*

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Angsumalin: *slaps Vanus* Don't be hittin' my man!

Vanus: I love you! We was supposed to get married! That don't mean nothin' to you!?

Angsumalin: I don't want you no more! Deal with it!

Vanus: You told me , you ain't love him! You only with him 'cause that's what your dad want!

*Kobori tries to tackle Vanus and gets stopped by security*

Jerry: Welcome to the show Angsumalin.

Angsumalin: How you doin' Jerry?

Jerry: I'm fine. *wanting to laugh* Uhhh , is it true that you married Kobori because of your father?

Angsumalin: It started out that way Jerry. But I fell in love with him.

Jerry: What made you fall in love with Kobori?

Angsumalin: Well Jerry , he told my dad that he wasn't gone have sex with me. But one night he got drunk and we ended up havin' sex.

Jerry: *sarcastically* How romantic.

Angsumalin: And I been in love with Kobori ever since.

Jerry:*to Vanus* It sounds like she's made up her mind.....


Angsumalin: Look , I loved you. I did. But this who wanna be with.

Vanus: That ain't what you said last night!

Audience: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: You have something to tell your husband?

Angsumalin: Last night , me and Vanus had sex....

*Kobori looks hurt*

Vanus: Guess what punk? That ain't the only time we done had sex since ya'll been together!

*Kobori tackles Vanus and starts punching him*

Audience: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*security pulls them apart and their shirts get ripped*

Jerry: We'll be back!

Ch.3 later
 
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