The RANDOMNESS Thread

kulyia

RUK
LOL. Sex Thread how funny!


In my human sexuality class last semester, my professor showed us the video of Kim Kardashian, however you spell her damn last name, giving heads to Ray J. :ph34r:

I will never look at her the same way.... :ph34r:

me too. i saw pics on Google....how can such pretty girl let something Rum her like that SERIOUSLY. its ok Nai, its sooner or later that i will know these stuff. :D And agreed! very akward watching PORn with a classmate. Its already freaken akward just watching a Kissing scene with the family. lol. Damn, iforgot what i was about to say. But is it possible for a guy not to uknoe.
get hard? lmfao
 

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
true! it's really awkward to watch porn with classmates... but not for my classmates last semester... lol... wth they were watching porn videos during class discussions, especially during our Psychology class! hahahahaha! our professor was old so she didn't have a clue on what's going on... LOL I don't watch with them though... coz they turn off the volume...
I can't hear the moaning...
:loool:
 

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
me too. i saw pics on Google....how can such pretty girl let something Rum her like that SERIOUSLY. its ok Nai, its sooner or later that i will know these stuff. :D And agreed! very akward watching PORn with a classmate. Its already freaken akward just watching a Kissing scene with the family. lol. Damn, iforgot what i was about to say. But is it possible for a guy not to uknoe.
get hard? lmfao
get hard? maybe some... LOL

but some may know how but they just can't make it hard or stand up... :p
 

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
I want to update my fanfic right now but I'm not in the mood to write... maybe tomorrow... hahahaha

I like to eat some green mangoes with very spicy fish sauce... just thinking of it is making me :drool:
 

kulyia

RUK
lol. the other day we went to the asian store and got 2 HARD GREEN BIG mangos. But i didnt eat them. i heard it was sour and crunchy. i now want it with dry peper and fish sauce. ummm with papaya. But wow, i didnt know they can command
IT
not to stand up.;]
 

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
lol. the other day we went to the asian store and got 2 HARD GREEN BIG mangos. But i didnt eat them. i heard it was sour and crunchy. i now want it with dry peper and fish sauce. ummm with papaya. But wow, i didnt know they can command
IT
not to stand up.;]
they just harvested mangoes from our mango plantation a while ago...yay! lots of green mangoes for me to eat later!! LOL

anyhow, it's not that they can command IT to not to stand up... their erection is hard to control, well... that's according to the book... hahahaha... they just can't make it erect probably because of erectile dysfunction or other factors that may affect their erectile tissue... :p
 

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
yes...when they are sexually aroused... LOL
how old are you btw? I think I shouldn't be telling this things to you yet...:p

it's soooo hot!! I wanna go to the beach now!!
 

n_naruk

TOOMTAM :: CHALiDA
Sex thread! Reading what you gals wrote cracks me up! Finally i get around girls who arent afraid to talk bout this. Lmao! My bff gets all grose out when I mention something like that to her! Even my lady coworkers at work and they're all married and have kids already!​
 

n_naruk

TOOMTAM :: CHALiDA
Lol I know! I just haven't been around talking on random things much. I guess I'm just shy Hehehe​
 

ohitsnoyyy

Mama Noy ♥️
LOL Noy.... I just don't like it when people go into detail... ew... leave that to yourself. haha. Specially with my guy friends... ehh... please...!! :ph34r:
 

n_naruk

TOOMTAM :: CHALiDA
Lol Noy. I don't really say much out about that kind of stuff. I just listen and laughs at it. I only say those things to my bff cus it's just funny seeing how she reacts. Lol. But hey, guys will always be guys you know. They got nothing better to talk about than that kind of things. Glad I haven't been around them much lately at all! Lol.​
 

ohitsnoyyy

Mama Noy ♥️
LOL. seriously guys are so gross... specially when they start talking about how their balls itches... <_< I'm like too much information... ewh... hahahah. I've been around nothing but guys but girls talk as nasty as guys. :lol:
 

kulyia

RUK
WTH? balls itch? wow. Well, the same guy i was telling bout in twlight. we were in fifth period in geometry. And we sat at the back and he came over. And was like "Man im willing to cut off my penis for her." This girl who he likes. LOL.. we were DISGUSTED. And once in a while he would scratch his PRIVATE. LOL..omg my eyes.... :eek:
 

ohitsnoyyy

Mama Noy ♥️
WTH? balls itch? wow. Well, the same guy i was telling bout in twlight. we were in fifth period in geometry. And we sat at the back and he came over. And was like "Man im willing to cut off my penis for her." This girl who he likes. LOL.. we were DISGUSTED. And once in a while he would scratch his PRIVATE. LOL..omg my eyes.... :eek:

hahaha. if he cuts off his penis then how is he gonna do her? :blink: she ain't gonna wanna a penisless man! LMAO.

my guy friend would always talk about how big his wang is. :lol: & all I'll say is "that's nice... my ass is big..." :loool:
 

lady0fdarkness

Professional Lakorn Watcher
hahaha. if he cuts off his penis then how is he gonna do her? :blink: she ain't gonna wanna a penisless man! LMAO.

my guy friend would always talk about how big his wang is. :lol: & all I'll say is "that's nice... my ass is big..." :loool:

lol noy.. when I took a quick skim through these posts, I thought you wrote "pennieless."
 

Diamend

sarNie Oldmaid
LOL. Sex Thread how funny!


In my human sexuality class last semester, my professor showed us the video of Kim Kardashian, however you spell her damn last name, giving heads to Ray J. :ph34r:

I will never look at her the same way.... :ph34r:
ew. they recorded themselves doin dat? and how did ur professor get a hold of dat vdo? dash nasty. who's kim kardashian anyway?
 
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