❤️You know you are watching a Thai lakorn when...

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2cute2care

sarNie Juvenile
You know you are watching a Thai lakorn when�

1. Its okay for the guy to rape the a girl because rape = love
2. Both the girl and the guy fall asleep after the rape
3. The girl waits around after the rape until the next morning to then get away
4. No legal charges are ever pressed against the guy for rape
5. Girl likes to faint and be carried
6. The girl- no matter how poor she is, always is the prettiest
7. Guy always owns his own island, getaway cottage house, beach house- where everything is fully furnished
8. Guy kidnaps girl to either his island or cottage far far away
9. Servants listen in on their bosses
10. There are always two sets of servants, the good ones and the bad ones
11. The mother in law is a b_tch
12. Guy and girl always look good even when they are asleep and even when they get up in the morning with full makeup on
13. There is always a single good looking millionaire somewhere
14. The bad girl is was wearing revealing clothes and too much makeup
15. The main characters are the last to know anything relevant
16. Misunderstandings can crap on for years (for viewers several episodes)
17. When girl dresses up beautifully, the world around her goes into slow motion
18. The main characters always accidentally walk and fall into each other
19. The bad girl has always got her arms around the guy, even when they are not dating
20. Sexual harassment is considered to be a sweet scene. aka slap kiss scene.
21. At some point or another the guy carries the girl crave man style
22. When girl is about to walk away, guy always manage to grab her arm in time and forcefully pull her towards him- without breaking her arm thus staring into each other eyes moment
23. Girl and guy stare into each other eyes and are just about to kiss when some as* comes in and interrupts or the phone rings.
24. Even when guy is engaged to another girl he flirts and can still fall in love with another girl
25. When guy sleeps with girls, they are his kik (friends with benefits) but when guy sleeps/ rapes main girl she automatically becomes his wife
26. Guy always have to force himself on girl to get any action
27. Food is always order but never ate
28. Guy and girl always some how have to sleep on the same bed
29. The bad guys always have minions �stupid ones
30. Bad girls always like the same guy as the good girl and bad guy always like the same girl as the good guy.
31. Slap kiss is considered second base
32. Girl turns her head around only to have her check be met by guys mouth (first base.. �Accidental kiss�)
33. The main girl usually only has a few friends (often consisting one girl friend and a gay guy friend) even though she is the nicest, prettiest person in the entire lakorn.
34. Main girl guy friend is either in love with her or is gay
35. Guy is super rich but never really is seen working or at work.
36. The cars they drive always have a red number plate
37. Guy always mistake girl male friends as her lover
38. Girl always easily listen and believes other people without much proof
39. Girls takes forever to believe the guy, even with evidence
40. Middle class does not exist, there is the rich and the poor only
41. Girl is always a virgin
42. Guy has been around the block
43. Girl dates/engaged to another guy for so many years prior to meeting main guy but has never ever kiss or slept with her fianc�e�at most they have held hands.
44. Guy/ girl run after the other at the air port looking frantically but only right at the end she/he finds one another but its too late because they did not see and board the plan
45. Girl always manage to somehow fall on top of guy which leads to number 22 (see 22 if you have forgot)
46. The bad girl always gets ganged raped
47. When girl or guy gets jealous that�s when viewers know the characters love each other
48. At one point or another someone goes into a coma
49. Wills are always changed or fakes
50. There is a birth mark (that happens to be shaped as a love heart) which distinguish the girl belongs to rich folks
51. Jealously is the first way to tell if a guy likes the girl


feel free to add to the list
 
Phew

Phew

sarNie Fansubber
lol the list is indeed funny, i think there's got to be more than those above just cant think, or maybe here's one the police would come after all the action has already happened or n'ek already saved by p'ek :rolleyes:

It always (mostly) that p'ek would know where n'ek is kidnapped at and will always arrive on time to save her from getting killed or rape by others lol
 
kikiy916

kikiy916

sarNie Juvenile
HEY I LOVE THAT... ITS SO TRUE AND NICE...YOU DID A GOOD JOB ON THAT BUT THEN THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT MAKES PEOPLE TO LIKE THE STORYLINE AND MAIN GUY AND GURL...YEP.... :wub: :wub:
 
S

so_real_gurl

sarNie Egg
I LOVE THIS!

SO TRUE!!!

I agree with phew, the main guy always knows where the girl is before something bad happens to her!
 
sarN

sarN

sarNie Granny
25. When guy sleeps with girls, they are his kik (friends with benefits) but when guy sleeps/ rapes main girl she automatically becomes his wife


LOLLL>> so true.
 
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jeanie

sarNie Adult
LOL :lol: But people eat up this stuff like candy. Numnao I guess. I'll add a few more.

52. You know you're meeting your soul mate/true love when you have a bad driving day and wreck into the opposite sex's car or run them over-Nothing like the threat of rising insurance costs to jumpstart the romance
53. N'ek is always an obnoxious little bi*** to the p'ek but acts like Ghandi without the brains to the bad guys and everyone else-guess multiple personality disorder is a must have for the n'eks
54. P'eks must also always have MPD, they are a perfect gentleman to the n'rais but behave like a big hairy abusing ape to the n'eks
55. There are 2 kinds of rapists (see #1 on 2cute2care's list), the second kind is the skanky bad girl who rapes p'eks usually by drugging them (Note: this kind of rape is not ok)
56. You know Thai people are in a foreign land when they have on 10 layers of clothing, hats, scarves and gloves, because winter is the only season that exists outside of Thailand
57. The bad guy/girl always goes crazy at the very end
58. The only place you're allowed to declare your true pure love is at the beach
59. Following this declaration of love, you're only allowed a forehead kiss, nevermind you've already raped the gal
60. You know who your destined soulmate is if their parents cheat your parents out of some serious cash and causes them to commit suicide
61. If you see twins, one is always good and the other is always evil and they must always fall in love with the same guy or girl
62. N'eks always run away towards the end when the guy finally decides to treat them better, but when they're treating you like crap you have to stay and take it
63. P'eks are unusually virile and/or n'eks are unusually fertile-it only takes one time to get pregnant (usually from the rape)
64. P'eks must never think their sperm is that super because they usually believe the n'eks are pregnant by someone else, nevermind that they were virgins before you
65. Its okay for your parents (usually the n'eks), to act as your pimp
66. If your in-laws hate your ass cause you're poor, chances are you're the long-lost son/daughter of some rich people
67. If both of you are rich then the best way to test the love is by pretending to be a servant in his or her house
68. All n'eks are candidates for the second Mother Theresa (the stupid brainless version anyway)
 
E

exp0

sarNie Juvenile
70. Touching each other's hand (even just a brush) is considered as love at first sight.
71. Storyline... is there any??
72. No X-rated scene...
 
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2cute2care

sarNie Juvenile
73- mobile phones are useless, either no reception, low batteria or left it in the car when someone is trying to call with important infomation

74- main girl is scared of the sound of thunder

75- when suck out in no where it rains so main girl and guy have to go look for cover -normally there is a abandon house/cottage somewhere near by.

76- there always a major event where everyone has to dress up and wear a mask- and of course main girl costume is the best

77- even when someone adds only at bit of facial hair to their face- no one manages to recognise them.

78- no matter how rich they are, their car always breaks down in the middle of nowhere and number 75 happens (look back at number 75)

79- when talking to each other one person always turns there back to the other
 
cecilia

cecilia

Staff member
OMG..that's the most interesting and hilarious list ever...already close to 100 reasons..
keep it coming..i love reading this list..wonder if this go through when they write the script in thailand..
regardless..they sure know their viewers' taste of lakorn..LOL

how about..

the n'ek get a makeover when they want to reshape their old life *revenge genre*^^
 
ChenrukNote

ChenrukNote

Goddess
oh i have one to add to the list, when there are scenes where the nang'ek or girls have to get wet they are usually wearing white, i see that very often!!!! lol. :lol:
 
Phew

Phew

sarNie Fansubber
Here's another one:
P'ek is the first to always say they love n'ek and she will most likely soften up to him and stop being mean lol. Very few that has n'ek say I love you first to p'ek :p
 
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