Things you would say if you were this famous person

[Nameless]

im thinkin' of going completely bald, just to see what Rosie would say next


Tom Cruise

 

[noungning]

i'm in love!!! *jumps in the air and bounces on the sofa*

kymora lee simmons [not so sure of the spelling]

 

[STIMA]

"Hm..the guy i'm seeing now is also black but this time he's actually taller than me."

(i saw it in a mag the guy was taller than her o_o _lame.)






FERGIE

 

[XXxredromeoxXX]

"Don't ever ask me to sing live again."

Lindsey Lohan

 

[GueSs]

I wasn't an alcoholic I just drank a lot.



Donald Trump

 

[Nameless]

"I'm thinking of getting hair extensions"

Jean-Claude Van Dam

 

[STIMA]

"..*stares intensely"

LOL i don't know what to put for him damn you!

Kobe Bryant

 

[rukD2B]

"they named the japanese restaurant after me - and chris tucker."


oliver hudson

 

[STIMA]

"I don't find myself famous."


o_o i really dun know who the guy is



Kevin Federline (britney's ex husband?)

 

[Anonymity]

"I'm taking the kids and the money. Screw you Britney!" >.<

Snoop Dog

 

[Nameless]

"Arfff!"


Leonardo DiCaprio

 

[Anonymity]

"Who do you think is the RAT??"

Tila Tequila

 

[STIMA]

"I'm not a porn star! So what if I like it?!"


Tom (myspace creator HAHAHAH)

 

[Anonymity]

"im the creater of myspace." lmao.>.<

Hyori

 

[STIMA]

(LOL duh!)

"I can do anything in 10 minutes."




OJ SIMPSON

 

[Nameless]

quit calling me orange juice.


Mario Lopez

 

[Anonymity]

"damn, i need to work on my body some more. i'm not feeling this!"

T-Pain

 

[STIMA]

"I'm in love with your mom." lol.


Clay Aiken

 

[Anonymity]

do you really think im GAY???

Michelle Kwan

 

[STIMA]

"I guess I'll try to set a record for being the oldest Olympic winner." o_o



Michelle Wie