Jam loey rak meets Jerry Springer

[Melissa]

Audience: JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!

Announcer: Please welcome......Jerry Springer!

Audience: YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: Welcome! Today's show is sweet revenge part 2! Everybody , meet Harit. Harit , why are you here today?

Harit: Well Jerry , my brother was in love with this skank who ain't do nothin' but cheat on him. Then this hoe dumped my brother and made him kill hisself.

Jerry: What!?

Harit: So I started sleeping with her and she thinks I'm love with her. But I brought that skank here tell her that I ain't in love with her and I'm gone dump her ass on national TV.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU SUCK , YOU SUCK , YOU SUCK , YOU SUCK , YOU SUCK!!!

Harit: *bleep* all ya'll! Ya'll don't know nothin' about me *holds up both middle fingers*

Jerry:*calms the audience* I'm sorry for you loss , but she couldn't make your brother do anything. Don't you think this is a little cruel?

Harit: No Jerry , I don't.

Jerry: Ok , everybody...welcome Sasanee!

*Sasanee walks out and sits down*

Jerry: Welcome to the show! Do you know why you're here?

Sasanee: No , Jerry I have no I idea.

Jerry: Harit has something to tell you.

Harit: I ain't never want you , I brought you here today to dump your ass!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*Sasanee jumps out of her chair and slaps Harit*

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Sasanee: What the hell , I thought you loved me!

Harit: Too bad *bleep*! I was just using you!

*Sasanee starts beating Harit with her shoe*

Audience: JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!

*security pulls them apart*

Jerry: Harit , I understand that you already have a girlfriend?

Harit: Yeah Jerry , she's her twin.

Audience: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

Jerry: Well she's backstage and she's been listening to everything. Meet Soraya!

*Soraya runs out on stage and tackles her sister*

*security runs over and immediately seperates them*

Audience: YAAAAAAAA!!!!

Soraya: What the *bleep*!? How the *bleep* ya'll gone do this to me!?

Harit: I was just tryin' ta avenge my brother , it ain't mean nothin'. Baby , I love you!

Soraya: That's bull*bleep*!!

Soraya: Jerry , I got a secret too. I been cheatin' on Harit!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Harit just looks shocked*

Jerry: We'll meet the mystery man when we comeback!

Ch.2 later. Lol! What do you guys think so far?

 

[cecilia]

ahaha. for some reason, i keep thinking that soraya sounds calm in here regardless all the chaos going on at the moment ..

 

[anavang]

it's nukul right?

 

[LimeGrass]

Call me crazy but I'm hoping for the mystery guy to be Harin--too bad he's dead.
If Sansanee weren't in the picture, Harin and Soraya could have become a couple.

 

[nikki1786]

hahahaha Nukul in ch.2? XD lolz

 

[hanjieun30]

I'm guessing it's Nukul! lol this is very entertaining

 

[tastesweetlove]

so this is what happens when Soraya isn't so nice and quiet to Sansanee, she tackles her lol.
for the person Soraya cheated with, I was going to say Nukul, but I want it to be Tawachai only because he already has a messed up love life in JLR with Sansanee and Chanida.

LimeGrass, I love your signature. That scene from JLR brings back so many memories. heehee.
but yeah, if Sansanee wasn't in the picture, Harin and Soraya could have been together <---that would be an GREAT fanfic idea. If Harin never died and Sansanee didn't get in between them, how would Harit and Soraya end up together? dun dun duuuunnn

 

[Melissa]

Ch . 2
Jerry: Welcome back! We were talking with Soraya who has been cheating on her boyfriend Harit.

Harit:*takes off his jewelry* Bring this punk out Jerry! I'm gone whoop his ass!

Jerry: Ok! Everbody , meet Nukul!

*Nukul walks out kisses Soraya. Harit tackles Nukul and start punching him*

Audience: YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!! JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!!!!

*security pulls them apart*

Nukul: Yeah , you punk ass *bleep!* I been sleeping with your girl. What you gone do about it!?

*Harit runs toward Nukul , gets blocked by security*

Harit: Jerry , this punk been trying to steal my girl from day one.

Jerry: Well , it was her choice to start sleeping with him.

Jerry: Soraya , do you want to be with Nukul?

Soraya: Yeah Jerry , I love him. Harit , it's over!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Harit: Shut the *bleep!* up!

Harit: You wanna be with this mother*bleep!*?

Soraya: That's the way it is.

Nukul: She want a real man! Not a scrawny ass punk like you!

Harit: *bleep! ass *bleep!* *tackles Nukul and starts punching the crap out of him*

*They're on the floor trying to kill each other. Security seperates them and their shirts get ripped*

Audience: JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!!

Jerry: Nukul , you're in a relationship too?

Nukul: Yeah , Jerry I am. But I don't want 'em no more.

Jerry: Well meet that person when we come back!

Ch.3 later Hahaha! Who should be the dumpee?

 

[cecilia]

^hm -- interesting .. i don't know who else can be except Crazy BONTAI or better yet Sunsanee (but wait, they hate each other to begin with too LOL)

waiting for you update na. thanks.

 

[tastesweetlove]

it was Nukul. I laughed when Nukul said that Harit was scrawny. LOL

 

[LimeGrass]

^LOL That's so ironic since the Harit that we know is buff and Nukul is the scrawny one.

More smacking and shirt ripping please.

 

[Melissa]

Ch.3

Jerry: Welcome back to the show! Earlier , we were talking with Nukul who wants end his current relationship to be with Soraya. Nukul , does this person know that you don't want to be with them anymore?

Nukul: No , Jerry they don't.

Jerry: Well , they know now. Everybody , meet Tawachai!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*Tawachai runs out stage towards Soraya , security stops him*

Security Guard: You can't go attacking women!

Tawachai: You're right , I'm sorry Jerry.

Tawachai:Nukul , what the *bleep!* I thought you loved me!

Nukul: Sorry , I'm in love with Soraya. I ain't gay!

*Tawachai tackles Nukul , they're wrestling on the floor*

*security stops the fight*

Jerry: If he doesn't want to be with attacking him isn't going to change that.

Tawachai: I know , Jerry but when together for a year!

Soraya: He done made his decision , deal with it punk!

*Tawachai storms off stage*

Jerry: We'll be back!


Ch.4 later. Hahahahahahaha! You guys weren't expecting that were you? Ch 4 will be an update on the SB characters B)

 

[tastesweetlove]

ahahhaha I was actually thinking that Nukul was gay, but not with Tawachai, I thought it was going to be Harin or Bai. lol.

 

[LimeGrass]

OMG! Nukul and Tawachai? Never thought it was possible.
I was thinking about crazy Boontai.

 

[jeeja]

this is crazy, but i'm laughing my butt of.
Nukul n Tawanchai...i couldn't have imagined dat in a millions years
keep it coming.

 

[Melissa]

Ch. 4 SB update


Jerry: Welcome back! Today's show is sweet revenge part 2. I'd like to welcome a previous guest , Kawee. Kawee what brings you back to the show?

Kawee: What's up Jerry? I was here last time 'cause I was cheatin' on my girl with her sister. She had the baby and we got back together.

Jerry:*puzzled* You're back together? Why?

Kawee: Careful Jerry , or I'ma whoop your ass again!(Author's note; reference to ending of my last fic )

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Jerry: No but seriously , did she have a boy or girl?

Kawee: Girl

Jerry: And why are you here , again today?

Kawee: Well , basically Jerry my girl wanna tell me something and I wanna know what it is.

Jerry:*chuckles* What she could she tell you that's WORSE!? Ok , please welcome back Narin!

*Narin walks out and sits down*

Jerry: Welcome back to the show Narin.

Narin: What's up Jerry!

Jerry: You have something to tell Kawee.

Narin: Well , I know we got back together but I brought you on here today tell you that I've been sleeping with your dad!

Audience: OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

Kawee: *shocked and hurt* What the *bleep!*? I thought we said we was gone try ta' work things out!

Narin: I do wanna work things out , but I was still mad 'cause you cheated on me!

Kawee: That's some bull*bleep!*

Jerry: Well , to be fair you DID cheat on her.

Kawee: Yeah , but I thought we was past that *bleep!*

Audience: YOU DESERVED IT! YOU DESERVED IT! YOU DESERVED IT! YOU DESERVED IT!!!!!!

Kawee: Shut the *bleep!* up!

Jerry: Your father Kid is backstage do you want him to come out?

Kawee: Yeah Jerry , I'ma beat that ass!

Jerry: Ok! Please welcome back....Kid!

Audience: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kid: *running out on stage* Yeah , I been sleeping with your girl! How you like it you little punk!?

*Kawee runs towards his dad. They're on the floor punching the hell out of each other*

Audience: YAAAAAAAA!!!!! JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!!!!

*security stops them*

Jerry: Kid , you're sleeping with your son's girlfriend? Why!?

Kid: I wanted ta' pay this little bastard back for all the *bleep!* he did ta' me!

Jerry: Do you have feelings for Narin?

Kid: I love her but , I ain't in love with her. I just wanted ta' get revenge on this little punk.

Jerry: Kid , I understand you're still with your wife?

Kid: Yeah , Jerry we still married.

Jerry: We'll talk to her when we come back!


Ch 5. LMAO! I think I'll have Kid die on stage

 

[cecilia]

i don't know but TAWANCHAI is not coming in my head -- who's tawanchai in JLR?

 

[LimeGrass]

^It's Tawaschai --Sansanee's lover/boyfriend.

The SB characters are as crazy and twisted as ever.

 

[tastesweetlove]

i don't know but TAWANCHAI is not coming in my head -- who's tawanchai in JLR?

lol. Tawanchai was played by Chai.


OMG, Narin was sleeping with Kid =O i kind of thought that Kid kinda liked her in Sawan Bieng.

 

[jeeja]

lmao...things r getting crazier