3 nights a week :: (Sequel) Tik/Aff

Which "Night a week" is funnier ?

  • 1 Night a week

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • 2 Night a week

    Votes: 4 44.4%
  • 3 Night a week

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Total voters
    9

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
LMAO SarN making me crave for some ...my lil 3 yr niece showed me a picture of some ice cream sundae thing with real strawberry toppings this morning right before i left for work... i dont know if it was from wienerschnitzel (sp?) or where ever it was ...gosh gonna go searching for it now..*drooling at the moment.

anyways shes like.."does it look good" and i said "yes it does".."do you want some" she ask me.. and i said "yes i want some"...and shes like "MMMM i want some too" right away the fic came into my mind... cause after she said that ...she started to giggle as if she was reading my mind... :lol:
 

cecilia

Staff member
^ahahah. that was a funny mv ..
i swore, we have stuff that gives us way too many educational thoughts. LOL

ami, i'm trying to play innocent but i guess, can't escape from you .. lol
i don't mind the song .. two version is better than one ..

i saw sarn too.. it's time to make ice cream .. with love in this club playing in the background LOl :blush:
you see, words just came out just like that without me saying anything, my finger and mind took control over .lol
 

sarN

sarNie Granny
“…it none of your business, what I do on my spare time …”

“….and how old are you ?...”

“...turning 21…..soon …”

“…but not 21….yet! Blossom early, eh?...”

“…what do you want!?? get out of my face ! …”

“…shhh, baby not so loud! ..” he turn around and apologize to several customer that was turning head,

“…then go away...” she continues to the next shelve, the section was gay and lesbian. Holy smoke ….! She was shock and felt a sudden fever, sweat was dripping from her forehead – she didn’t know this position was even possible! It was disgusting, shit – she suddenly realize her innocence is lost behind the black curtain and to top it off , she was underage

Pholdee poke his head above her shoulder, “ …lesbian section , look how those two cat is licking each other . Im sure …a good looking lad like you – probable lick lots of ice cream …” he chuckle

She elbow him in the rib, “ …go away you ..idiot !..” she was angry , she never perform any foreplay with any female like she brag , it was all a lie – ! Yes, she date female but never intimated with them. Because…she haven’t meet any girl that she love but she enjoy hanging out with those lesbians, she consider them as friend than lover and that is why people often mistaken her as one .

“ …ouch, that hurt …”

“ ….next time it will be your face if you don’t leave me alone !..”

“ ..HEY !! You two over there ! Can you keep it down !!..” shouted a man from across the room ,

Pholdee turn to the voice , “ …we having a lover quarrel..” he return back to her and grin -- she frown and was about to protest …

“ …then what she need is a differ lover …” the man shouted back and then laugh,

“ ..what do you mean about that !!..” Pholdee roll his sleeve and step forward , “ …the lady is with me !! …” he reclaimed,

“ ..obviously, you are useless ! why else would she come here to buy porn magazine? What this young lady need is a real …man , ..”

“ …im a real man !!! ..”

“ …real man doesn’t have a woman hair ..” the man laugh wildly , anyone can tell that’s a wig ! Is his girlfriend …blind ?

Pholdee reach up and touch his wig, making sure it was on straight – there no way anyone can tell ?! That old bastard is trying to pick a fight …is more like it ! Right now Bopa is watching him , so he can’t be a coward and let that jerk laugh his little head off ! “ …are u jealous because your head is going bald ?!..” he counter , then turn to the tomboy and smile at her , indicating he have everything under control – she stare back at him and manage to hold the laughter inside – idiot , she thought.

“ …you really have ball to talk to me like that , a real man isn’t determine by the amount of hair ..” said the man as he start to unbuckle his belt ---

Everyone in the room started to form a circle around the three and watch the battle scene unfold, some even laugh and make side conversation. Two idiot fighting over one lesbian, who by the look of her face expression – have no interest in either of the man !! To make matter worst , the old man had loosen his belt and drop his pant to his ankle – since everyone in the room is male with the exception of one lesbian , they was not to please with the exposure of --- any popsicle !

“ …great ball of fire !!..” cries Pholdee with his jaw wild open , surely enough this old man is a …lunatic !! Who in their right mind will pull down his pant just to prove …how much a man he is !! There no way he going sink that low to prove a point – never !!!!!

“ …excuse me …this is very unnecessary ..” said Bopa , trying hard not to look down at the man boxer . That is one of the reason – why she dislike men !! They are pervert , sick , egoist , dirty , ill manner ….shit , she pray the old fart doesn’t pull down his boxer next but most of all she pray the idiot next to her will shut up !

“ … yes, it very unnecessary and quite childish ..” added Pholdee

“ …come on man , what do you have ? a stump ? a thump ? ..” the old man laugh and continue to ridicule at the young man while waving his thump to tease the size .

Everyone in the room begin to laugh along, one man shouted “ …hey little boy !! show that jerk your hot fudge ..” . The crowd went wild by the comment --- Pholdee was boiling with hot water as he pierces his eye at the old bastard before him , all logic thought slowly …slip away

“ …o yeah ? you want to see it ? ok punk , I’ll show it ..” Pholdee loosen his tug in shirt and unbuckle his pant , he was on fire and without a second thought, he pull down his pant ----and boxer , even though the old man in front him haven’t pull down his but Pholdee decided to execute the next step first and chuckle at his victory

Bopa was speechless and gasp when both garment drop down to his ankle – he an idiot !!!! “ …Pholdee !! you stupid ass ! he was teasing you to drop it first !!..”

Pholdee drop his victory to a weak smile when the crowd went wild and some even roll to the ground holding their stomach to stop the laughter. The old man pick up his pant and said “ …thank for that …little display …”

Even though Bopa was behind him and didn’t see his full popsicle being expose – but his bare ass was still visible and she couldn’t even explain the horror of seeing it in first class seat ! Idiot ! Idiot ! -- Pholdee was totally …embarrass and couldn’t move his arm to pull up his pant . Of all the people that can laugh at him , why does it have to include the monkey girl too ? She probable thinking he …an idiot ! Ahh….he pray for a huge rock will fall from the sky and crush over him , sparing him the embarrassment. Suddenly , he felt a tap on his shoulder …

“ …you can pick up your pant now , everyone left the room already …” said Bopa

“ ....huh ?..really ? ....” Pholdee scan around , she was right – how long was he standing like this ? Obviously, for a while now if everyone left …ahhh…he was lost in his thought and didn’t pay attention to the world outside !!! “ .…baby , leg cramp …can’t move ..please pull my pant up for me.....” he felt a numbness on his thighs , probable because he stood in one spot too long .

She frown , still standing behind him and said “ ..if I pull your pant up from the backside , that’s mean I will be smelling your ass on the way up !!!...”

“ …baby , you got a point !! …then come to the front …”

She shouted “ …if I pull your pant up from the front side , that’s mean your popsicle will be in my face !!...”

He burst into laughter, “ …baby , you are ..right! ”

“ …im leaving ..bye !..” she didn’t even wait for his reply and exist out , this must be the worst day of her life ! Suddenly , she have flash back of the idiot’s ..ass , she shiver at the thought . Luckily she wasn’t curious and take a peek at his front but obviously by the laughter of everyone in the room , it’s probable nothing much to see! Men!!!!
 

pangmoua

RujRasa Fan
omg, I can't believe pholdee would do that! more update please...
 

aikoden

♥DREAMER♥
Staff member
hahahaha.. hmmm maybe pholdee didnt inherit "that" fromhis dad lmao.. hahaha xp .. hehe.. :loool: ..

topadee.. topadee.. tong.. tong.. where are.. topadee wont be complete without you lol.. hehehe xp..
 

tastesweetlove

sarNie Granny
lmao he actually did that.....ahahaha his butt.......what a wild room
what a funny mv....mmm ice cream

aiko a transformer....fine then i will be a power ranger.....sorry ceci about before...lol...me and aiko haven't talked to each other in a while that's why lol......ami...hopefully you love me...ps
i'm not rated r
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
of course i do rr...i told you i love you for who you are...

ps...havent seen aiko for awhile..eh..so it didnt count being on msn & the live chat??? lol
 

aikoden

♥DREAMER♥
Staff member
hahaha ami.. hehe xp .. >_< ...

a power ranger eh.. hehe.. go go power rangers.. whooo oo ooo whoo whoo .. lol.. xp .. fine i change my mind.. i shall be kamen rider kabuto xp .. lalalalaa..
 

cecilia

Staff member
wait. i'm confuse, this is pholdee. i thought bopa was with the wannabe tong ..
so confuse but i love the update .. can't wait to read more ..

pholdee is a disaster .. :loool:
 

sarN

sarNie Granny
Peter was watching his favorite lakorn when his daughter came into the living room and block his view.

“..ahh, pumpkin !The P’k is about to confront the N”k , this is the part where we see a slap/kiss scene !!!..”

“ ..but daddy! I need your help! It an emergency!....” her face was serious ,

“ ...ahh , it can wait ..” he move his head to the left and right , trying to catch a glance of what going on in the tv .

“ ..daddy ! I need your help to seduce a MAN!!!..” she shouted ,

Peter back was straighten on the sofa , he rear his head upward and stare into his daughter serious eye . Several moment fly by – he leap up and embrace his daughter , jumping up and down like a kangaroo , he was in tear of happiness “ ..ahhh , my baby is going be a woman ..finally!! -- but I want that man to be Tong !!! Wahhhh!! Let it be Tong …!Don’t break my heart pumpkin !!” Peter cry into her shoulder, stomping his feet and whine

“ ..daddy!! stop crying ! you acting like a kid ! Yes it going be with him …”

Peter couldn’t believe his ear and push himself away to stare into his daughter eye again --- she was serious !!! It must be true !! “…ahhhhh!!! Lets celebrate !! My baby going be a woman !~ Yes!! ..” Peter move away and dance around the room , he was over joy !

“ …but there a catch …”

Peter froze and turn to his daughter , with questioning eye “ ..catch ? ..”

“ …I really don’t know how I got myself into this messy but Tong and I have make an agreement . For 3 night a week I must goes see him and …seduce him with my woman skill…because he doesn’t believe im capable of being …a women and I want to prove to him , that I can be seductive , soft ---” she shiver , never in her entire life had she soften up to any …man !! The thought bring goose bump down her spine !!!

“ ..ahh, sound wild !! I would never thought Tong is that …needy!! He seen so conservative ” Peter giggle

“…there another problem, he said he not a horny dog like his brother and vow to make it tough on me to seduce him !!!!!!...”

“ ..another words , he won’t allow his popsicle to poke its head out the colder ..!! Trying to restrain his little hot fudge against my daughter ice-cream …eh ? He doesn’t know the power of ….slippery tongue!”

“ …daddy!!!...” she blushed, that is why she need a mother !!! Even though her father is gay but he still ….a man!!! How is she going survive the next 2 months with her father advice?

“…if you were to seduce someone else other than Tong , then I wouldn’t give you this advice! –

“ …slippery tongue ?..and how does this tongue work ? how can it seduce a man?”

“ …ahh, pumpkin ! You need lots of training! And this is not the training you do at your karate class . Listen up !! …” Peter seated himself on the sofa and neatly fold his hand on his lad, he continue “ ….according to the book of Passion …”

“ …holy ..buddha ..” she roll her eye and dump her body on the sofa across from him ,

“ …a person tongue is not only for taste but also for pleasure between a woman and man . For example , a kiss ..”

“ … I did kissed him and I use my tongue to jam it down his throat !!..I want him to choke and die !!!” she grin at the memory

“ …ahhh!! No , no , no ! Your tongue suppose to be soft and intertwine with his . Just imagine …the ocean wave …” Peter close his eye , “ …pumpkin , close your eye too and picture yourself as a ..water wave ..”

She blink, confuse but decided to follow his order and close her eye “ …ok , daddy …”

They sat there on the sofa for nearly 30 minute -- meditating ?? Suddenly she heard snoring sound coming from across the room , she open her eye “ …daddy !! you fallen asleep !!..you just left me in the middle of the ocean while you remain at bay !!”

Peter was startle, wiping the drool off his chin and said “ …ah! sorry !! …how about this, you want daddy to buy you porn magazine ?..”

“ NO! I seen enough !..” she gasp , realizing her outburst

“ …then , there only one option left !..” Peter suddenly remember his conversation with Pholdee and decided to seek his help – after all!

“ ...no…not him …not that idiot ..”

“ ….he can tutor you in this area! Obviously, he know everything about his brother ! He perfect !..”

“ …he an idiot ! It embarrassing!! What if he goes till his brother about my inexperience? They going make mockery of me ! Never !..”

“ …leave Pholdee to me , I’ll make sure he keep his mouth shut ..”

“ …daddy , how can u be so sure !! I don’t trust him !..”

“ …trust me , that boy only need money to shut him up -- ” Peter wag his finger to silent her protect and reach for the cordless phone on the table , he dial a number . He left the living room , away from his daughter eye range .

“ ..hello, Pholdee ‘s speaking ..”

“ …hey ! This is uncle peter …”

“ ..sup ! ..”

“ ..remember what we talk about at the Art Show …”

“ ..um ..yeah …”

“ ..you got yourself a deal !!!..”

“ …why all the sudden ? ..”

“ …ahh, because my daughter going to seduce your brother …tonight !..”

Pholdee grin on the other end of the phone line , he pretend to be surprise and said “ …really ? they are moving quick !!!..So, the tomboy need help ...right ?”

“ ..of course ! my daughter ..never been with a man before ! You have to tutor her !! Tell her want she need to do to seduce Tong!..”

“ …it easy to seduce my brother !! She doesn’t have to worry !..” Pholdee chuckle , thinking about himself at Tong .

“ ..well, you see . Tong had challenge my daughter ..”

“..OOOooooo …I understand , my brother isn’t going let his popsicle come out of the cooler that easily , ..” he grin , laughing inside .

“ …come over to my house before 6pm . Remember , you must not tell Tong about our agreement ! Or else you not getting pay !..”
 

sarN

sarNie Granny
Pholdee hung up and slowly rub his hand together, he can’t believe everything fall in so perfectly ! He didn’t expect Peter to call and offer him that position, as Bopa private trainer ! He was excited about tonight but at the same time …he felt like an con artist! A wolf out to prey on innocence lesbian and stealing his brother identity ! He should be a shame of himself – perhaps he should end this before anyone get emotionally …hurt? It not to late? He rub his chin and recollect his self-conscious , perhaps he should tell her the truth tonight . He behave like a sex manic not bothering to spare the …lesbian ! Ahh…he decided…to just tease her tonight and tell her the truth . Beside they are childhood friend –well childhood rival is more like it but still –he shouldn’t take advantage of her pride . With that in mind he took a cold shower and change his clothes , he was out side when he remember something and touch his hair ----!!! He ran back to his room and grab the wig from the closet, he adjust it on his head. Perfect.

Peter answer the door when Pholdee arrive , “ …ahh!! teacher ! we been waiting for you !!..”

Pholdee follow the gay man upstairs into Bopa’s room, he was stun at the scenery inside !! There was picture of her in sporty event all over the wall , inside the display glass was trophy and awards ! The bed sheet was an army color design , green , black, white was the theme in her room . He felt as if he walk into a veteran war hero than a lady ‘s room , he not surprise if her rest room is a dungeon !

“ ..wow …”

“ ..my daughter is very active in sport ..”

Bopa walk into the room and close the door , “ …nice to see you …again ..” she cross her arm and saw the snickering tone in his face , angrily she look away .

“ ..i guess at the end ,those porn magazine was no good ? …”

“ …can we just move on … unless you want me to tell my father about what happen at the book store --

“ …ok ok ok …” he interrupted , “ ..alright , where should I start ..?..”

Bopa was silent , still having her head turn the other way . It was her father that break the silent , “ …ah , how do a woman seduce …a man …” Peter giggle and sat himself on the bed ,

“ …OOoooo…right , ..” Pholdee rub his chin and circle around the tomboy , scanning her up and down . Steam was coming out of her head but she remain calm and avoid his eye contact , truth is …she is quite embarrass to be seeking his advice but her pride restrain her from expressing it .

“ …ahh!! hurry up Pholdee !! She have to use it in 2hrs !!..” cries Peter

“ …she need a new outfit ! how in the world can she seduce a man in jog pant and oversize t-shirt ? There no trace of womanly curve with those clothes ! Where is those snow cone ! Or those bun of steel!..”

Peter quickly reach out to grab a notepad and pencil , “ ..ok , need tight outfit ..so snow cone will pop out …”

“ …also, make up !!! her face is like Casper ! she need some blushes ! those are basic stuff , simple right ? you can do that …right …” Pholdee stop in front of her and grin ,

“ …easy ..” she reply

“ ..another important thing , you have to move your body when you approach him !..Swing those hip and shoulder, imagine yourself …as a snake …”

“ ..i don’t understand ?..imagine ? …”

“ …ok , uncle Peter ! Demonstrate ..!..”

Peter giggle and rise from the bed , he begin his cat walk imitation by swinging his hip wildly and then stop to rotate one of his shoulder in a seductive manner ,

Bopa nearly gag at the scene , to hell with this ! “ …I can’t do that !!..” she cries

“ …any man will get turn on by the cat walk , when you do this walk – you must stare at him in the eye without a blink !!..” said Pholdee , then turn to the side to hide his laughter but she can tell he was amuse be all this !!

“…stop laughing at me ! you idiot!!..”

“ .. ok . ok . ok! Next , is kissing . A man can’t resist a …good kiss . You have to use your tongue a little , run your along the edge , dip it under his tongue , then twirl it upward and wrap it around , be gentle and soft --- kiss him…not choking him ..”

Bopa was taken back by his comment, how did he know she was choking Tong with her kiss?? He wasn’t there ? “ …how did you –“

“ … lucky guess !!..” he blurted out , hoping to cover his track

“ ...i..i can’t do that kiss ..”

“ ..why ? it not that hard ? you just need practice ..”

“…you want me to practice it on my father ? …”

Peter giggle and said “ …no way no way ….silly girl”

“ …then practice on me ..” Pholdee grin proudly

“ ..no !..”

“ ..then u want to try the mirror ..?”

“ ..no !..”

“..how about your dog ? ..” he chuckle ,

“…im not kissing no dog !..”

“ ..you are shy , admit it ! you are girly girly ..after all ..” he tease

“ ..im not ! …”

“ yes you are ..”

“ no , im not !..”

“ ..then kiss me …”

“ …I will !!..”

She press her lip on his with her eye wide open , starring into his and there was something ..familiar with this touch ..as if she done it before – only this time she didn’t plow her tongue into his mouth , just press against those brim . The next thing she know , he was parting her lip with his tongue and sink it inside with such quickness – she was startle by the sudden invasion and the escape gasp from her mouth was the last sound of protest ..
 
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