3 nights a week :: (Sequel) Tik/Aff
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Tong recover himself from the outrageous punch and assure his friend he was ok . She return to the spot she was sitting and waited for him to start painting.
“excuse me sir” said a young boy with a basket full of flower.
Tong turn round and reply , “ yes little fellow ?”
“do you know CPR?” ask the young boy
“of course ! What’s wrong ?”
“my mother was drown and save but right now she lay on the sand unconscious”
“where is she!”
The young boy grab a hold of the man ’s hand and drag him away . Tong shouted to Bopa “ I’ll be right back !”
The young boy took him to an isolated area . Tong scan around for any sign of human , curious he ask “where is your mother?”
“she around here” said the young boy and run
Pholdee sneak up behind his brother and throw a rope over his body. “hey !! What’s the meaning of this !” Tong cried and try to turn around but a stranger voice threaten him.
“shut up ! Don’t turn around or the boy get it !”” said Pholdee, trying to disguise his voice .
“hey ! He just a kid ! Let him go! There money in my pocket”
Pholdee chuckle and quickly work on the rope to ties his brother’s hand behind the back . After he finish he demand Tong to get down and lie on his stomach . Tong does as the man told him . Pholdee use the another rope to ties his brother’s legs. Like a roast pork ready to cook , Tong shouted “ help me !!! help me”
“shut up !” said Pholdee and left his brother . Then several second later he return with two coconut in his hand . He place both of them above his brother head and stick a straw in each one of the them. Tong try to twist his head upward to see the culprit ’s face but all he saw was hair …lots of hair!!
Pholdee had move his wig backward so the back long hair cover his face and hide his identity ! He walk away from the scene , humming to himself while Tong struggle in the back ground . Pholdee was thoughtful enough to left two coconut , just in case his brother get thirty . When he reach the beach area where Bopa await , he throw his wig into the bushes he hide earlier . Confidence and horny he approach his tomboy lover with a big grin .
Bopa was fanning herself and then turn her head in time to see a man walking toward her . She squint her eye and notice the man was Tong . Strange , why did he change his clothes ? Once the man sat down beside her and the smell of his strawberry scent fill her nasal , immediately she known it was Pholdee!! Ugh , the jerk! The nerve to disguise himself again . She kept her expression unchange and pretend to be normal .
“that was long” said Bopa
“I took the boy home as well”
“strange..”
“strange ? What you mean?”
“your black eye --- wasn’t it on the right side ?”
“it were? I mean , you probable mistaken !!” he laugh weakly and then try to change the subject “soooooo ..about our deal…” he use two finger to walk up her arm and shoulder
“what about our deal ?” holding her tremble into a clueless look on her face.
“you know , our 3 night a week ..deal” he chuckle
“was it you that climb into my bedroom last night ?”
Pholdee hesitated , “w-well, I..I was out taking a walk that night and then I notice the light in your room was gone”
“is that right? So the ladder just magically appear under my window . And what fool in their right mind would take a walk in the middle of a rainy night?!” she said sarcasm.
She was right , thought Pholdee. Shit. He can’t even lie straight! He confess , “alright! It was me , ok!! I feel uncomfortable that you and this ….girlfriend or what ever share the same bed!! Baby , I saw you nude in that room! What were u doing with her ?! Or better yet , what did that cat do to you!”
“we were smacking our ice cream together ” she then whisper into his ear “and licking the left over cream pie”
He gulped , “the sweet delicious yogurt that melt in your mouth and not in your hand …kind of cream?”
She smile teasingly , “yes , it was mouth watering and tongue sizzerling , I never taste any vanilla ice cream as sweet as Linda”
He stare at her with a smash up face and a jaw that hit rock bottom. Holy cow , mother of Baskin N Robbins the tomboy really is a lesbian and an expert on the wrong side of the track ! O’ the pain of defeated by the lesbian ‘s lover ! A man of great experience like Pholdee Jesadaporn and the next CEO of Eye Candy Co , couldn’t even match up to one alley cat who dress in heel ! That ..Linda! That bitch !! How can her milkshake is better than his! His precious lover had fallen into a whirl pool of deception by that crazy cat ! It’s ridiculous! Man and woman are meant to make delicious dairy together not two pudding that melt outside the cooler! “Baby, it’s wrong . No , no ..”
“how can it be wrong ? My father and his lover seen happy to me!”
“baby, uncle peter is difference from you”
“how so ?”
“I don’t know !! I just hate it when you around that cat !Baby, you are mine!” he gather her into his arm -- despite her struggle he continue to held her tightly . His lip make kissy noise on her cheeks and shoulder . She try to swirl out of his arm and away from his violation. He manage to pin her beneath him . Several by passer on the beach giggle to each other , as the two lover display public affection . Local village kids was now standing around them and some even squat to catch a glimpse of the lover face .
“stop it !kid are watching !” she shift her face to and fore , trying to escapes his assault. He grab her hands that was pushing against his chest and pin it over her head.
“baby, it burning again..” he said it softly into her ear as he nibble her ear lope , “you taste so sweet , who care about them kid. Let them learn now” he kiss her lip, chin , chest , neck ..
“this is embarrassing , release my hand now or else ..” she warned.
“baby, can you feel it” he moan as his hip thrust forward , he wish they were butt naked and on a bed , so he can make sweet treat . “the popsicle is getting big , almost to big to stay in the cooler” he chunckle
She knee him --- hard . He froze in pain . She push him away and got off the sand . She hurry herself through the crowd of 8 years old and probable 20 years old too but she was to embarrass to lift her face and confirm it. She felt a burning on her cheek and knew it wasn’t because of the sun. Last night she ask Linda to massage her back , she intentionally want the idiot to think she had something with Linda. She wanted to toy with his head and make him believe , no matter how great a lover a man is , at the end he have no effect on her choice of mate partner , she want to hurt his pride as a man . She want to get back at him for tricking her ! He stole her virginity under another person identity , the deception of it all is too cunning and she was a fool to think it was Tong . Tong is a gentleman and Pholdee have no right to use his brother good name to satisfy his playboy ways! That pervert ! That scum bag!
Meanwhile on the other side of the beach Mew and Peter was auguring with the owner of a local Salon .
“ahh…why can’t my mother get a bikini wax?” said Peter with his hand on his hip and pecking like a hen.
“damn girl! Discriminate against elderly people is against the law!” Mew shouted and swing her cane in the air as fast as the wind . The other back up employee quickly move away from the spinning fan and leave the owner to solve the problem.
“I’m sorry ma’ ! You are to old and your skin is to sensitive for the hot wax . I’m afraid I might peel your skin off” said the salon owner , a bit shaken at the two laser eye mother and gay son .
“damn girl, you trying to say im a walking mummy !!”
“ahh!! Mother ! Let’s get her!” Peter pointed at the owner and was about to skip his way toward the target .
“wait wait!!” the owner wave her hand and said “alright , I’ll do it but I can’t promise to pay for your medical bill”
“ good girl! Just take my mother inside!”
“damn half son , come in with me . I need you to be my witness . She might try to strangle me”
They follow the owner into one of the room with a pull curtain . Once they got inside the owner said “take off your clothes ma’ and I’ll go get the hot wax” she left .
Mew turn to her son , “ I haven’t done this in 20years . Do they trim around the edges too ?”
Peter's jaw drop, “ ahh, mother ! 20 years ? Beauty tip doesn’t seen to run in the woman side of the family ..does it !!”
“shut up! I can’t help it! After I married your father , there was no need to !”
“ahh, then how bushy is it !!” Peter drop his eye downward toward his mother ice cream and imagine an uncut lawn -- no a wild jungle !
“not sure , it probable bald for all I know”
“how can you not know ?”
“well, since your father die . I haven’t been taking care of myself and got a bit over weight . It hard to see pass my stomach”
Peter giggle , “ahh...mother , you been fat since I was 2 !”
“danm you!” she wave a cane and peter stop his grinning. “ help me out of this dress”
Peter unbutton the back of his mother dress and slid it down her shoulder , past her waist and hit the floor . Peter nearly gag at the image of his mother in underwear and triple A bra . She hit his head with a cane and shout at him to help push her on the table . Peter struggle with all his strength rolling an over size pig on the plate. When the owner return with a hot pot she immediately froze. Thickness of the pubic hair sticking out from the side of this old lady underwear -- scar her . Is it possible for a lady in her late 70’s to still have this massive hair ?
“you sure your son can stay ?” said the owner
“of course , he my son -- half son half daughter ” said Mew
“ ahh, mother ! Imagine if you go swimming in the beach without getting a wax or trim”
“what about it ?”
“with those net hair down below you can probable catch a crab or lobster” Peter laughed . Mew hit his head with a cane .
“young woman , please get started” said Mew , directing the owner to start on the job.
“I would have to trim first” said the owner
“go ahead . I want it in a Mohawk” said Mew
Peter drop to the floor laughing . Mew sit up and throw her cane on his head .
“excuse me sir” said a young boy with a basket full of flower.
Tong turn round and reply , “ yes little fellow ?”
“do you know CPR?” ask the young boy
“of course ! What’s wrong ?”
“my mother was drown and save but right now she lay on the sand unconscious”
“where is she!”
The young boy grab a hold of the man ’s hand and drag him away . Tong shouted to Bopa “ I’ll be right back !”
The young boy took him to an isolated area . Tong scan around for any sign of human , curious he ask “where is your mother?”
“she around here” said the young boy and run
Pholdee sneak up behind his brother and throw a rope over his body. “hey !! What’s the meaning of this !” Tong cried and try to turn around but a stranger voice threaten him.
“shut up ! Don’t turn around or the boy get it !”” said Pholdee, trying to disguise his voice .
“hey ! He just a kid ! Let him go! There money in my pocket”
Pholdee chuckle and quickly work on the rope to ties his brother’s hand behind the back . After he finish he demand Tong to get down and lie on his stomach . Tong does as the man told him . Pholdee use the another rope to ties his brother’s legs. Like a roast pork ready to cook , Tong shouted “ help me !!! help me”
“shut up !” said Pholdee and left his brother . Then several second later he return with two coconut in his hand . He place both of them above his brother head and stick a straw in each one of the them. Tong try to twist his head upward to see the culprit ’s face but all he saw was hair …lots of hair!!
Pholdee had move his wig backward so the back long hair cover his face and hide his identity ! He walk away from the scene , humming to himself while Tong struggle in the back ground . Pholdee was thoughtful enough to left two coconut , just in case his brother get thirty . When he reach the beach area where Bopa await , he throw his wig into the bushes he hide earlier . Confidence and horny he approach his tomboy lover with a big grin .
Bopa was fanning herself and then turn her head in time to see a man walking toward her . She squint her eye and notice the man was Tong . Strange , why did he change his clothes ? Once the man sat down beside her and the smell of his strawberry scent fill her nasal , immediately she known it was Pholdee!! Ugh , the jerk! The nerve to disguise himself again . She kept her expression unchange and pretend to be normal .
“that was long” said Bopa
“I took the boy home as well”
“strange..”
“strange ? What you mean?”
“your black eye --- wasn’t it on the right side ?”
“it were? I mean , you probable mistaken !!” he laugh weakly and then try to change the subject “soooooo ..about our deal…” he use two finger to walk up her arm and shoulder
“what about our deal ?” holding her tremble into a clueless look on her face.
“you know , our 3 night a week ..deal” he chuckle
“was it you that climb into my bedroom last night ?”
Pholdee hesitated , “w-well, I..I was out taking a walk that night and then I notice the light in your room was gone”
“is that right? So the ladder just magically appear under my window . And what fool in their right mind would take a walk in the middle of a rainy night?!” she said sarcasm.
She was right , thought Pholdee. Shit. He can’t even lie straight! He confess , “alright! It was me , ok!! I feel uncomfortable that you and this ….girlfriend or what ever share the same bed!! Baby , I saw you nude in that room! What were u doing with her ?! Or better yet , what did that cat do to you!”
“we were smacking our ice cream together ” she then whisper into his ear “and licking the left over cream pie”
He gulped , “the sweet delicious yogurt that melt in your mouth and not in your hand …kind of cream?”
She smile teasingly , “yes , it was mouth watering and tongue sizzerling , I never taste any vanilla ice cream as sweet as Linda”
He stare at her with a smash up face and a jaw that hit rock bottom. Holy cow , mother of Baskin N Robbins the tomboy really is a lesbian and an expert on the wrong side of the track ! O’ the pain of defeated by the lesbian ‘s lover ! A man of great experience like Pholdee Jesadaporn and the next CEO of Eye Candy Co , couldn’t even match up to one alley cat who dress in heel ! That ..Linda! That bitch !! How can her milkshake is better than his! His precious lover had fallen into a whirl pool of deception by that crazy cat ! It’s ridiculous! Man and woman are meant to make delicious dairy together not two pudding that melt outside the cooler! “Baby, it’s wrong . No , no ..”
“how can it be wrong ? My father and his lover seen happy to me!”
“baby, uncle peter is difference from you”
“how so ?”
“I don’t know !! I just hate it when you around that cat !Baby, you are mine!” he gather her into his arm -- despite her struggle he continue to held her tightly . His lip make kissy noise on her cheeks and shoulder . She try to swirl out of his arm and away from his violation. He manage to pin her beneath him . Several by passer on the beach giggle to each other , as the two lover display public affection . Local village kids was now standing around them and some even squat to catch a glimpse of the lover face .
“stop it !kid are watching !” she shift her face to and fore , trying to escapes his assault. He grab her hands that was pushing against his chest and pin it over her head.
“baby, it burning again..” he said it softly into her ear as he nibble her ear lope , “you taste so sweet , who care about them kid. Let them learn now” he kiss her lip, chin , chest , neck ..
“this is embarrassing , release my hand now or else ..” she warned.
“baby, can you feel it” he moan as his hip thrust forward , he wish they were butt naked and on a bed , so he can make sweet treat . “the popsicle is getting big , almost to big to stay in the cooler” he chunckle
She knee him --- hard . He froze in pain . She push him away and got off the sand . She hurry herself through the crowd of 8 years old and probable 20 years old too but she was to embarrass to lift her face and confirm it. She felt a burning on her cheek and knew it wasn’t because of the sun. Last night she ask Linda to massage her back , she intentionally want the idiot to think she had something with Linda. She wanted to toy with his head and make him believe , no matter how great a lover a man is , at the end he have no effect on her choice of mate partner , she want to hurt his pride as a man . She want to get back at him for tricking her ! He stole her virginity under another person identity , the deception of it all is too cunning and she was a fool to think it was Tong . Tong is a gentleman and Pholdee have no right to use his brother good name to satisfy his playboy ways! That pervert ! That scum bag!
Meanwhile on the other side of the beach Mew and Peter was auguring with the owner of a local Salon .
“ahh…why can’t my mother get a bikini wax?” said Peter with his hand on his hip and pecking like a hen.
“damn girl! Discriminate against elderly people is against the law!” Mew shouted and swing her cane in the air as fast as the wind . The other back up employee quickly move away from the spinning fan and leave the owner to solve the problem.
“I’m sorry ma’ ! You are to old and your skin is to sensitive for the hot wax . I’m afraid I might peel your skin off” said the salon owner , a bit shaken at the two laser eye mother and gay son .
“damn girl, you trying to say im a walking mummy !!”
“ahh!! Mother ! Let’s get her!” Peter pointed at the owner and was about to skip his way toward the target .
“wait wait!!” the owner wave her hand and said “alright , I’ll do it but I can’t promise to pay for your medical bill”
“ good girl! Just take my mother inside!”
“damn half son , come in with me . I need you to be my witness . She might try to strangle me”
They follow the owner into one of the room with a pull curtain . Once they got inside the owner said “take off your clothes ma’ and I’ll go get the hot wax” she left .
Mew turn to her son , “ I haven’t done this in 20years . Do they trim around the edges too ?”
Peter's jaw drop, “ ahh, mother ! 20 years ? Beauty tip doesn’t seen to run in the woman side of the family ..does it !!”
“shut up! I can’t help it! After I married your father , there was no need to !”
“ahh, then how bushy is it !!” Peter drop his eye downward toward his mother ice cream and imagine an uncut lawn -- no a wild jungle !
“not sure , it probable bald for all I know”
“how can you not know ?”
“well, since your father die . I haven’t been taking care of myself and got a bit over weight . It hard to see pass my stomach”
Peter giggle , “ahh...mother , you been fat since I was 2 !”
“danm you!” she wave a cane and peter stop his grinning. “ help me out of this dress”
Peter unbutton the back of his mother dress and slid it down her shoulder , past her waist and hit the floor . Peter nearly gag at the image of his mother in underwear and triple A bra . She hit his head with a cane and shout at him to help push her on the table . Peter struggle with all his strength rolling an over size pig on the plate. When the owner return with a hot pot she immediately froze. Thickness of the pubic hair sticking out from the side of this old lady underwear -- scar her . Is it possible for a lady in her late 70’s to still have this massive hair ?
“you sure your son can stay ?” said the owner
“of course , he my son -- half son half daughter ” said Mew
“ ahh, mother ! Imagine if you go swimming in the beach without getting a wax or trim”
“what about it ?”
“with those net hair down below you can probable catch a crab or lobster” Peter laughed . Mew hit his head with a cane .
“young woman , please get started” said Mew , directing the owner to start on the job.
“I would have to trim first” said the owner
“go ahead . I want it in a Mohawk” said Mew
Peter drop to the floor laughing . Mew sit up and throw her cane on his head .
tastesweetlove
sarNie Granny
ROFL pholdee tied up tong....at least he gave him coconuts.... =O in front of minors gasp.....
OMG mew and peter...i can totally imagine this and i almost gagged....a bikini wax....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on a 70 year old, hairy, big bone lady with her son/daughter watching....i would have been, "my eyes, my eyes ahhhh"
but it was funny sarn....sooo funny
OMG mew and peter...i can totally imagine this and i almost gagged....a bikini wax....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on a 70 year old, hairy, big bone lady with her son/daughter watching....i would have been, "my eyes, my eyes ahhhh"
but it was funny sarn....sooo funny
imaginarygur
sarNie Adult
it's so funny when you describe about the hair... haha... can't stop laughing when reading it...
lady0fdarkness
Professional Lakorn Watcher
what the.. how the heck did I miss these updates? lol.. but anywho, I just finish reading it. lol.. can't believe pholdee do that to his bro just to get close to bopa. And peter cracks me up.
sarN
sarNie Granny
“baby, come on!” Pholdee cries out . He was trying to catch up with Bopa , he was walking and running but he was still a mile behind , “let’s go swimming!”
She turn around , walking backward and holler “go away!” she turn back around and run toward the open market.
“baby, this our last day together!” Pholdee stop to catch some breath . She is faster than a horse ! By the time he lift his head she was gone.
The street was flock with tourist and local residence , the street market run nearly 10 miles , with varies of food and merchandise being sold from booth to booth .
“find anything interesting , young lady ?” said a seller ,
Bopa look thru the accessories that the seller had on display in her booth . There was crafty necklace , ring , bracelets , ear ring and piercing jewelry. She was never into body accessories and back home her father had given her all type of expensive jewelry but she hardly wear them , only to function and event .
“I’ll take that one” said Pholdee and the seller reach inside the glass box to pull out a delicious blue glitter ice cream soda necklace with white ice cream that sprinkles and on top was a blue rhinestone heart. He pay the seller more than the original price.
“why are you following me ?!” Bopa hissed
“im walking in public street , how can you be so sure I’m following you?”
“then get lost!”
“you like this” he ignore her statement and show her the ice cream necklace in his palm . He saw the anger in her cheek and smile at the result . She is too cute , he thought.
“I’m not going wear that round my neck!”
“baby, I haven’t said anything about giving you this necklace ! I’m just asking , do you like it ?” he chuckle
“it’s ugly !” she turn away and cross her arm .
He shrug and hook the necklace around his neck , “then do you think I look cute wearing it ?”
“don’t you think it’s a little girly for you ?”
“baby, it’s not the look of it but the meaning behind it. From now on , when I look at this ice cream , it will remind me of your ” he grin devious
She jaw drop and screamed “pervert !” she walk away from him . Really, does he have to constantly remind her that they are lover ? “…it will remind me of your ..” that idiot !Why don’t he just buy a vagina shape pendent and wear it around his neck like most sex manic . She turn to look over her shoulder and saw him close behind .Like a dog at his master side , she thought.
“baby, come on . Let’s talk !” Pholdee cried . She cover her ear .
At the local Salon . Peter was paying the cashier . Mew came out of the room walking lamely with her cane while the Salon’s employee pray in the background for her not to ever come back again .
“are you ok mother ?” Peter asked , “you need a wheel chair?”
“damn you! I’m completely fine !” she spread her leg a little more wide a part and walk like a duck . The aching pain cause from the bikini wax was a little discomfort but she was to proud to admit it . Only a weak heart would cry over this !
“ahh, mother ! You walk as if you been gang bang boom boom ”
Mew whack her son head with the cane and shouted , “watch your mouth! Hurry up and take me to the car !”
Peter rub his head and stomp his feet a little , when he saw the cane about to swung again he immediately grab his mother arm and help her walk toward the car . He open the door to the back seat , just then he saw his daughter walking toward them from the distance , “Ah, there my girl!!” he panic and shove his mother into the car . Her body leap forward and land on her stomach with her face smash into the seat . Only half of her body was in the car and the other half was outside , leg kicking in the air as she shouted “are you trying to kill me!”
“Ah, mother ! Stop kicking your leg ! You are wearing a dress !! It’s not a good sight right now” Peter shiver and watch her struggle into a sitting position . He close the door and run to the driver seat , got inside and start the engine.
“what is going on !!!” Mew cried
“I just saw Bopa and Tong!” he watch his mother thru the rear mirror .
“then hurry up and drove off! We are suppose to spy on them! They can’t see us yet!”
Peter step on the gas and zoom . Bopa notice a familiar car drove off and barely hit another car on the road! Crazy driver , she thought . Pholdee catch up , though he was panting but it worth it ! “baby…you run …track…in school…or…something”
“can you give me some privacy ?”
“I want to spend time with you, today is our last day at Puket”
“All you want is to make milkshake!” she snapped
“baby, stop reading my mind!” he grinned, “ok , I’m just joking !”
She didn’t believe him and walk away . She went into the Salon and he follow inside. The owner welcome her and said “what can I help you today”
“I want a hair cut . Cut it short . Better yet , shave it bald ”
“baby, no! Your hair is beautiful!” he protested
She turn to him and shouted, “It’s my hair ! I can do what ever I want!”
He turn to the owner and said , “listen , she is my wife and right now she is mad at me , she going thru a Britney Spear at the moment ”
The owner nodded her head with full understanding , “we get a few of those customer as well too , they requested shave it bald and afterward their husband get upset with us , please we do not want any trouble today .”
Bopa smash his feet with her and glare up at him, “I’m not your wife” she whisper furiously.
“can we provide you with any other service” said the owner .
Bopa release her foot on his and turn to the owner , “ thank you , I’m leaving”
“there one thing!” said Pholdee , recovering from the pain and said “my wife need a bikini wax --- bad!”
“I -----do ---- NOT!” she nearly scream it out if not for the attention she was gathering because the customer was now turning head .
“It’s very bushy , I have to use my two finger to walk thru the maze to find the ice cream parlor ”
Bopa blush like a hot sundae and steam from her eye was a smoking bomb ready to explode. Damn him! Idoit! She turn to face like a dragon out to kill and said “shut up! You are not so perfectly trim yourself! The afro need a braid !”
“baby, that’s an exaggeration . It’s a mustache, all guys had it but mine I trim it every week and I bet you there no hair ball”
“how would I know that !”
“well, you wouldn’t know how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop if you never take a bit out of it! Perhaps , one day we should try it out on each other . Just to see who will collect the most hair”
She screamed . Everyone listen . The owner cover her mouth. Pholdee grinned .
She turn around , walking backward and holler “go away!” she turn back around and run toward the open market.
“baby, this our last day together!” Pholdee stop to catch some breath . She is faster than a horse ! By the time he lift his head she was gone.
The street was flock with tourist and local residence , the street market run nearly 10 miles , with varies of food and merchandise being sold from booth to booth .
“find anything interesting , young lady ?” said a seller ,
Bopa look thru the accessories that the seller had on display in her booth . There was crafty necklace , ring , bracelets , ear ring and piercing jewelry. She was never into body accessories and back home her father had given her all type of expensive jewelry but she hardly wear them , only to function and event .
“I’ll take that one” said Pholdee and the seller reach inside the glass box to pull out a delicious blue glitter ice cream soda necklace with white ice cream that sprinkles and on top was a blue rhinestone heart. He pay the seller more than the original price.
“why are you following me ?!” Bopa hissed
“im walking in public street , how can you be so sure I’m following you?”
“then get lost!”
“you like this” he ignore her statement and show her the ice cream necklace in his palm . He saw the anger in her cheek and smile at the result . She is too cute , he thought.
“I’m not going wear that round my neck!”
“baby, I haven’t said anything about giving you this necklace ! I’m just asking , do you like it ?” he chuckle
“it’s ugly !” she turn away and cross her arm .
He shrug and hook the necklace around his neck , “then do you think I look cute wearing it ?”
“don’t you think it’s a little girly for you ?”
“baby, it’s not the look of it but the meaning behind it. From now on , when I look at this ice cream , it will remind me of your ” he grin devious
She jaw drop and screamed “pervert !” she walk away from him . Really, does he have to constantly remind her that they are lover ? “…it will remind me of your ..” that idiot !Why don’t he just buy a vagina shape pendent and wear it around his neck like most sex manic . She turn to look over her shoulder and saw him close behind .Like a dog at his master side , she thought.
“baby, come on . Let’s talk !” Pholdee cried . She cover her ear .
At the local Salon . Peter was paying the cashier . Mew came out of the room walking lamely with her cane while the Salon’s employee pray in the background for her not to ever come back again .
“are you ok mother ?” Peter asked , “you need a wheel chair?”
“damn you! I’m completely fine !” she spread her leg a little more wide a part and walk like a duck . The aching pain cause from the bikini wax was a little discomfort but she was to proud to admit it . Only a weak heart would cry over this !
“ahh, mother ! You walk as if you been gang bang boom boom ”
Mew whack her son head with the cane and shouted , “watch your mouth! Hurry up and take me to the car !”
Peter rub his head and stomp his feet a little , when he saw the cane about to swung again he immediately grab his mother arm and help her walk toward the car . He open the door to the back seat , just then he saw his daughter walking toward them from the distance , “Ah, there my girl!!” he panic and shove his mother into the car . Her body leap forward and land on her stomach with her face smash into the seat . Only half of her body was in the car and the other half was outside , leg kicking in the air as she shouted “are you trying to kill me!”
“Ah, mother ! Stop kicking your leg ! You are wearing a dress !! It’s not a good sight right now” Peter shiver and watch her struggle into a sitting position . He close the door and run to the driver seat , got inside and start the engine.
“what is going on !!!” Mew cried
“I just saw Bopa and Tong!” he watch his mother thru the rear mirror .
“then hurry up and drove off! We are suppose to spy on them! They can’t see us yet!”
Peter step on the gas and zoom . Bopa notice a familiar car drove off and barely hit another car on the road! Crazy driver , she thought . Pholdee catch up , though he was panting but it worth it ! “baby…you run …track…in school…or…something”
“can you give me some privacy ?”
“I want to spend time with you, today is our last day at Puket”
“All you want is to make milkshake!” she snapped
“baby, stop reading my mind!” he grinned, “ok , I’m just joking !”
She didn’t believe him and walk away . She went into the Salon and he follow inside. The owner welcome her and said “what can I help you today”
“I want a hair cut . Cut it short . Better yet , shave it bald ”
“baby, no! Your hair is beautiful!” he protested
She turn to him and shouted, “It’s my hair ! I can do what ever I want!”
He turn to the owner and said , “listen , she is my wife and right now she is mad at me , she going thru a Britney Spear at the moment ”
The owner nodded her head with full understanding , “we get a few of those customer as well too , they requested shave it bald and afterward their husband get upset with us , please we do not want any trouble today .”
Bopa smash his feet with her and glare up at him, “I’m not your wife” she whisper furiously.
“can we provide you with any other service” said the owner .
Bopa release her foot on his and turn to the owner , “ thank you , I’m leaving”
“there one thing!” said Pholdee , recovering from the pain and said “my wife need a bikini wax --- bad!”
“I -----do ---- NOT!” she nearly scream it out if not for the attention she was gathering because the customer was now turning head .
“It’s very bushy , I have to use my two finger to walk thru the maze to find the ice cream parlor ”
Bopa blush like a hot sundae and steam from her eye was a smoking bomb ready to explode. Damn him! Idoit! She turn to face like a dragon out to kill and said “shut up! You are not so perfectly trim yourself! The afro need a braid !”
“baby, that’s an exaggeration . It’s a mustache, all guys had it but mine I trim it every week and I bet you there no hair ball”
“how would I know that !”
“well, you wouldn’t know how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop if you never take a bit out of it! Perhaps , one day we should try it out on each other . Just to see who will collect the most hair”
She screamed . Everyone listen . The owner cover her mouth. Pholdee grinned .
tastesweetlove
sarNie Granny
that necklace is so cute...but pholdee wearing it LOL.....peter and mew soo funny... =O pholdee said that out loud in the parlor....
lady0fdarkness
Professional Lakorn Watcher
lol.. nice necklace. Peter and his Momma is so funny and I laughed at the britney spears moment thing. hehe..
sarN
sarNie Granny
I made a Family Tree
The blazing sun was roosting Tong alive as he suck the coconut juice from the straw that was left for him , still laying on his stomach with hands and leg tie to his back side he struggle like a tape worm toward the shaded area . Bondage twice isn’t his idea of a vocational get away ! Suddenly , a shadow loom over him blocking the heat wave from the sun.
“Linda ! Thank god ! Please untie me” he wiggle himself against the sand , trying desperately to break loose . Suddenly, he heard a soft giggle and look upward . Linda was covering her mouth to silent the comic relief she was having .
“Do you realize this is the second time I saw you like this ? Who keep tying you up!” she laugh heartily .
“Isn’t it ironic , that both time you were my knight in shining armor while I’m a damsel in distress” he said sarcastically and pleaded “Can you please help me ? I think I’m suffering from a sun burn”
She laugh again while untying the rope and set him free. The fact that she is known to be a lesbian by her friend does make the situation even more humorous when he compare himself to a damsel while she the knight who save the day. She wipe the sand off his shirt and notice the dark circle around his eye .
“The person who tie you hit you as well !”
“No, that black eye was from my too good brother” he gritted his teeth and mummer several phase.
“Your brother is weird . Is he ok ?” she twirl a finger toward her head. Tong laughed and shook his head .
“He is not crazy . It just that lately he haven’t been …well , not himself. And I think ----” Tong paused . He wasn’t sure if he should mention his suspicious of his brother liking Bopa because after all , Linda is the real girlfriend or boyfriend ? Tong burrow his forehead not knowing what to call this girl on girl relationship .
“You think he like my girlfriend” she finish the sentence with another laugh .
Tong was taken by his friend sweet laugher . It was like a moment frozen in time as he watch her wide mouth spread across her cheek . His heart was beating faster and faster as if any moment now it will explode . Her laughter was like a beautiful Mozart ’s music from his collection of classical art . Then , like a broken recorder he was snap back to reality. “ Excuse me ? What did you said ?”
“I said , You think your brother like my girlfriend” she smile tightly , trying to hold the humors .
“Are you mad if he does ?” he asked and then there was a belief moment when their eye meant and the thought he might have the hot for his lesbian friend was stirring up blushes on his cheek . He pray she didn’t notice his boyish blush .
“Actually , I would love to see him try to steal her away from me” she press her lip even tighter , trying her best to hold the laughter inside. If it wasn’t for Bopa’s plead not for Linda to reveal their secret game , then she wouldn’t have to suffering from all this ridiculous speculation .
“TONG JESDAPORN!!” some woman shouted.
His head jerk up like a jack in the box and quickly turn around . It was like a scene in the wild west , rising from a smoky gun power in the background , it appear to be a middle age woman wearing a huge straw hat , dress in white short and flower top . Behind her is a middle age man dragging two heavy luggage across the sand , it look as if any minute now the man will collapse from exhaustion! Tong was shock once he realize who the couple was, “Mom? Dad ? What are you doing here ? Aren’t you two suppose to be on your second honey moon around the world ?”
Arisoya snapped her finger and Tik immediate drop what ever he was doing , “Yes baby” he said sweetly as sweat was dripping from his forehead and down his slightly wrinkle face.
“Tell your son why we are here”
“Honey , are you still mad at him ? We are parent--”
“Tik , tell him now” she crossed her arm in such a sassy wife behave that her husband immediately turn to his son .
“Listen here , your mother and I was told by Peter that you are sleeping with his daughter!”
“W-What ??! Me ? You must be kidding!” Tong turn to Linda , shaking his head to denial what seen to be a mistake!
“Look at me when I’m talking to you boy!” said his father
“But -- dad . I swear I didn’t do it!”
“I should expect this from your brother but not you Tong . I’m very disappointed with you . Peter wouldn’t lie about this especially if it concern his daughter” said Tik and then glance over his shoulder at his wife.
“Tik , honey . There two side to every story” she said to her husband and then turn to her son “ Did she force you? Black mail ? Rape ? The sex was not consensual , right ?” said Arisoya , still in denial her baby boy , who had always been a gentleman and soft spoken child would even do such a thing!
“What ? No ?!” cried Tong
“Oh , it doesn’t matter if she did it or not . You and her must be marry at once ! She spoil you so she must take responsible” said Arisoya firmly .
Linda , who was the bystander burst out laughing . The three immediately turn to her with questionable expression .
“And who are you ?!” Arisoya asked , scanning the young woman profile .
“I’m Linda” she smiled
“ Bopa ‘s girlfriend” said Tong
Arisoya gasped , “Holy Buddha !” her eye roll back like a counter clock and fainted .
Meanwhile, outside the Salon not 100 ft away from the shop, a car was parked on two lane . Peter lift his head half way against the car window and scan furiously for any sight of his daughter . Mew was on her stomach in the backseat , struggling with her weight she manage to sit up and reach for her cane .
“Ahh! Mother ! There they are !!” Peter excitedly pointed at the two couple in the distance , piercing his finger on the window .
“Are you sure that’s Tong not Pholdee ?” Mew adjusted her glasses, “ I never remember him being this build , had he been working out ?”
“That’s Tong ! Don’t scar me like that mother !” he pouted digestedly. He had nothing against Pholdee beside the fact the boy is a complete idiot and a player ! Tong is his idea son in law and he will not settle for anyone else !
Bopa storm out the Salon , embarrass and furious she nearly kick a jogging by passer to the ground , lucky for the stranger she misses him by a feet as he scatter away in horror . She walk away with hands still in a fist and flame coming out of her ear . Hairy around the ice cream area he said . Never in her life had she meant such a pervert , arrogant , conceited , ill-manner , horn dog ---
“A penny for your thought” came his annoying voice behind her . She halted and he run straight into her .
She turn around and shove him away , “I have pet that are less irritated then you” she hissed
He grinned . He love it when she get feisty ! Suddenly , his cellular rang . Reaching into his back pocket he walk away to talk privately . “Hello” said Pholdee while looking over his shoulder and saw Bopa had walk back toward the beach .
“Pholdee! Come back to the beach house now” said Tong urgently
“Why ? What’s up ?”
“Mom and Dad is here !”
Pholdee swallow hard , “ I-impossible !”
“They are here and they are mad at me for some strange reason. They want me to marry Bopa! Something about she raping me and Uncle Peter”
“What??!”
“I don’t know what the hell is going on but mom is furious . They want me to get marry as soon as possible !”
Pholdee snap the phone close , clinging to the cellular he begin to brain storm out of this mess. What to do -- what to do! He drop his bottom on the side walk curve and massage his temple . His parent is going to force marriage , there was no doubt about that because obviously Uncle Peter had told his parent about the three night a week , a deal between the fake Tong and Bopa . Uncle Peter will demand Tong to take responsible not knowing it was Pholdee in disguise as Tong all those time . The mistaken identity will make this even more complicated! If Bopa found out it was him and not Tong , how will she react ? Worst scenario , she chop his popsicles and make pudding . He shiver at the thought .
The blazing sun was roosting Tong alive as he suck the coconut juice from the straw that was left for him , still laying on his stomach with hands and leg tie to his back side he struggle like a tape worm toward the shaded area . Bondage twice isn’t his idea of a vocational get away ! Suddenly , a shadow loom over him blocking the heat wave from the sun.
“Linda ! Thank god ! Please untie me” he wiggle himself against the sand , trying desperately to break loose . Suddenly, he heard a soft giggle and look upward . Linda was covering her mouth to silent the comic relief she was having .
“Do you realize this is the second time I saw you like this ? Who keep tying you up!” she laugh heartily .
“Isn’t it ironic , that both time you were my knight in shining armor while I’m a damsel in distress” he said sarcastically and pleaded “Can you please help me ? I think I’m suffering from a sun burn”
She laugh again while untying the rope and set him free. The fact that she is known to be a lesbian by her friend does make the situation even more humorous when he compare himself to a damsel while she the knight who save the day. She wipe the sand off his shirt and notice the dark circle around his eye .
“The person who tie you hit you as well !”
“No, that black eye was from my too good brother” he gritted his teeth and mummer several phase.
“Your brother is weird . Is he ok ?” she twirl a finger toward her head. Tong laughed and shook his head .
“He is not crazy . It just that lately he haven’t been …well , not himself. And I think ----” Tong paused . He wasn’t sure if he should mention his suspicious of his brother liking Bopa because after all , Linda is the real girlfriend or boyfriend ? Tong burrow his forehead not knowing what to call this girl on girl relationship .
“You think he like my girlfriend” she finish the sentence with another laugh .
Tong was taken by his friend sweet laugher . It was like a moment frozen in time as he watch her wide mouth spread across her cheek . His heart was beating faster and faster as if any moment now it will explode . Her laughter was like a beautiful Mozart ’s music from his collection of classical art . Then , like a broken recorder he was snap back to reality. “ Excuse me ? What did you said ?”
“I said , You think your brother like my girlfriend” she smile tightly , trying to hold the humors .
“Are you mad if he does ?” he asked and then there was a belief moment when their eye meant and the thought he might have the hot for his lesbian friend was stirring up blushes on his cheek . He pray she didn’t notice his boyish blush .
“Actually , I would love to see him try to steal her away from me” she press her lip even tighter , trying her best to hold the laughter inside. If it wasn’t for Bopa’s plead not for Linda to reveal their secret game , then she wouldn’t have to suffering from all this ridiculous speculation .
“TONG JESDAPORN!!” some woman shouted.
His head jerk up like a jack in the box and quickly turn around . It was like a scene in the wild west , rising from a smoky gun power in the background , it appear to be a middle age woman wearing a huge straw hat , dress in white short and flower top . Behind her is a middle age man dragging two heavy luggage across the sand , it look as if any minute now the man will collapse from exhaustion! Tong was shock once he realize who the couple was, “Mom? Dad ? What are you doing here ? Aren’t you two suppose to be on your second honey moon around the world ?”
Arisoya snapped her finger and Tik immediate drop what ever he was doing , “Yes baby” he said sweetly as sweat was dripping from his forehead and down his slightly wrinkle face.
“Tell your son why we are here”
“Honey , are you still mad at him ? We are parent--”
“Tik , tell him now” she crossed her arm in such a sassy wife behave that her husband immediately turn to his son .
“Listen here , your mother and I was told by Peter that you are sleeping with his daughter!”
“W-What ??! Me ? You must be kidding!” Tong turn to Linda , shaking his head to denial what seen to be a mistake!
“Look at me when I’m talking to you boy!” said his father
“But -- dad . I swear I didn’t do it!”
“I should expect this from your brother but not you Tong . I’m very disappointed with you . Peter wouldn’t lie about this especially if it concern his daughter” said Tik and then glance over his shoulder at his wife.
“Tik , honey . There two side to every story” she said to her husband and then turn to her son “ Did she force you? Black mail ? Rape ? The sex was not consensual , right ?” said Arisoya , still in denial her baby boy , who had always been a gentleman and soft spoken child would even do such a thing!
“What ? No ?!” cried Tong
“Oh , it doesn’t matter if she did it or not . You and her must be marry at once ! She spoil you so she must take responsible” said Arisoya firmly .
Linda , who was the bystander burst out laughing . The three immediately turn to her with questionable expression .
“And who are you ?!” Arisoya asked , scanning the young woman profile .
“I’m Linda” she smiled
“ Bopa ‘s girlfriend” said Tong
Arisoya gasped , “Holy Buddha !” her eye roll back like a counter clock and fainted .
Meanwhile, outside the Salon not 100 ft away from the shop, a car was parked on two lane . Peter lift his head half way against the car window and scan furiously for any sight of his daughter . Mew was on her stomach in the backseat , struggling with her weight she manage to sit up and reach for her cane .
“Ahh! Mother ! There they are !!” Peter excitedly pointed at the two couple in the distance , piercing his finger on the window .
“Are you sure that’s Tong not Pholdee ?” Mew adjusted her glasses, “ I never remember him being this build , had he been working out ?”
“That’s Tong ! Don’t scar me like that mother !” he pouted digestedly. He had nothing against Pholdee beside the fact the boy is a complete idiot and a player ! Tong is his idea son in law and he will not settle for anyone else !
Bopa storm out the Salon , embarrass and furious she nearly kick a jogging by passer to the ground , lucky for the stranger she misses him by a feet as he scatter away in horror . She walk away with hands still in a fist and flame coming out of her ear . Hairy around the ice cream area he said . Never in her life had she meant such a pervert , arrogant , conceited , ill-manner , horn dog ---
“A penny for your thought” came his annoying voice behind her . She halted and he run straight into her .
She turn around and shove him away , “I have pet that are less irritated then you” she hissed
He grinned . He love it when she get feisty ! Suddenly , his cellular rang . Reaching into his back pocket he walk away to talk privately . “Hello” said Pholdee while looking over his shoulder and saw Bopa had walk back toward the beach .
“Pholdee! Come back to the beach house now” said Tong urgently
“Why ? What’s up ?”
“Mom and Dad is here !”
Pholdee swallow hard , “ I-impossible !”
“They are here and they are mad at me for some strange reason. They want me to marry Bopa! Something about she raping me and Uncle Peter”
“What??!”
“I don’t know what the hell is going on but mom is furious . They want me to get marry as soon as possible !”
Pholdee snap the phone close , clinging to the cellular he begin to brain storm out of this mess. What to do -- what to do! He drop his bottom on the side walk curve and massage his temple . His parent is going to force marriage , there was no doubt about that because obviously Uncle Peter had told his parent about the three night a week , a deal between the fake Tong and Bopa . Uncle Peter will demand Tong to take responsible not knowing it was Pholdee in disguise as Tong all those time . The mistaken identity will make this even more complicated! If Bopa found out it was him and not Tong , how will she react ? Worst scenario , she chop his popsicles and make pudding . He shiver at the thought .
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sarNie Granny
you finally updated YAY! Tong is too funny, not knowing any of this and Arisoya thinking Bopa raped Tong ahhahah.
cecilia
Staff member
i HEART your family tree diagram .. it's so cute and makes thing clear in this family 
thanks for the update -- BOPA/PHOLDEE love quarrel.
i love it . you never cease to amaze me with all these comedy talks.
i have a feeling, Pholdee will take Bopa to another hideaway place b/c he don't know what to do atm ..
Linda sure play her role well as the lesbian gf -- can't wait til TONG heard the truth, he'll be the most happy man ever !!!
I LOVE ARISOYA's attitude .. PLEASE UPDATE some more ..
thanks for the update -- BOPA/PHOLDEE love quarrel.
i love it . you never cease to amaze me with all these comedy talks.
i have a feeling, Pholdee will take Bopa to another hideaway place b/c he don't know what to do atm ..
Linda sure play her role well as the lesbian gf -- can't wait til TONG heard the truth, he'll be the most happy man ever !!!
I LOVE ARISOYA's attitude .. PLEASE UPDATE some more ..
sarN
sarNie Granny
It was around 12pm when Pholdee reach the house . He spend two hour searching for his wig around the bush area down at the beach . Then the remaining hours he spend at a local bar drinking coke , with his parent staying over , it’s best he stay sober . His cellular phone had rang nonstop until the battery die out , it was only then that he had some peace . It was from Tong . Lord know what kind of chaos his brother is facing at the house . Pholdee stood 5ft from the main entrance of the house , he adjust his wig and straighten his cloth . By now , everyone should had gone to bed and if he can just sneak in quietly without anyone notice , he tip toe on the porch and slowly turn the door knob . Thank god it was unlock! --- He pause . It can’t be that easily ? He hold his breath and decided to silently goes in from the back door . Once inside he turn to slide the door shut , carefully and slowly . Then like an untrained spy he make his way thru the dark room , bumping into chair and table . He cover his mouth and continue.
The light switch was suddenly turn on and he froze like a deer caught in a headlight . Everyone was in their sleeping gown and pj , all line up from tallest to shortest , it was his mother glaring eye that make him blink like an innocent child.
“Where were you all day ? Why didn‘t you pick up the phone” said his mother while his dad stand sleepily behind her .
Bopa and Linda was beside each other . Pholdee notice their calm feature with a hint of smirk at the corner of their mouth , he glance down at their entwine arm and try not to imagine the two cat in their lover stage . Then there was Tong standing next to their mother and immediately Pholdee was struck with a sick feeling that his brother is in deep water.
“I--I …my phone ran out of battery ?” said Pholdee while lifting his brow in a questionable child like matter , he was almost sure the tomboy was rolling her eye at his gesture.
“Arisoya , baby . I think we should discuss this in the morning” Tik said carefully , even though he could almost see his wife eye popping out at the back of her head at his suggestion.
“Then you go to bed . I want to talk with my boys”
With no other attempt Tik left to his room while the girls return to their sleeping bag in the living room . Arisoya waited till everyone that wasn’t in the meeting leave , then she slide the back door open and went out side , Tong and Pholdee follow their mother .
Arisoya ‘s back was facing the twin . Their mom was about to start a serious interrogation with them . Pholdee could feel the chill up his spine that had nothing to do with the wind . Ah, of course he should be shaking . He had guilt stamp all over his face . Tong on the other hand is white as a ghost !
“Now, tell me the truth . What is going on here ?” she begin as her back was turn , like a middle age diva her hands move up to rise above her hip .
“W-we are here for a vacation mom . Bopa is my new model for my next art project” Tong explain .
“Luckily , I decided to come home this weekend and not next Friday . Peter told us that you been messing around with his daughter but I had doubt and wanted to hear your side of the story . And what happen when I got home ? The maid told me you on a private vacation with Peter’s daughter ?! So, is it true Tong ?”
“What ? No mom . There must be a mistaken . This trip is strictly business and Bopa even brought her girlfriend alone” Tong turn to his brother and said “ Tell her Pholdee !”
Pholdee squeal like girl scout who had just been caught as he blurted out “ T-t -that right. No girl in their right mind would bring her own girlfriend to have a threesome with Tong ” Pholdee bit his tongue. Shit . Did he just slip that out ? He need to stop thinking about monkey girl and her lover sleeping in the living room together. He turn to his mother and saw the shock express on her face.
“Tong!” cries his mother “You are having threesome with those two young girl! You selfish child. How can your manage to eat two pudding while the other one melt while waiting?”
Tong flushed like a hot bun . Though he haven’t been with a woman before but he had came across some of Pholdee ‘s porn tape when they were in high school . Out of curious he had pop the tape in and came across the threesome scene but back then he immediately told his father about his finding and only to found out some year later it was their parent ‘s tape . Pholdee had came across it while digging for some money in their parent room and had been watching the tape in his own room . Now that old memory is coming back to him and the thought his mom know what a threesome is , he could almost feel his ear was blushing as well .
“No , mom . You miss understood me ! I mean , no girl in their right mind.” Pholdee was swallowing rapidly as he try to explain “Come on , this is Tong . Mr. Conservative . He wouldn’t even step on a ant at gun point”
Arisoya was finding her breath again , she nearly went into a panic attack thinking how sexual carnal her son might had became and she pray it have nothing to do with those porn tape the boys found years ago ! She had told Tik to give the tapes away for years because they are no longer young and now that their boys are growing up it‘s not good parenting if they were to come across it . She curse silently in her head and reminded herself to get back with her husband when she return to bed. “Very well--” she clear her throat , “ Pholdee do you know anything about this ?”
Pholdee shook his head quickly , “N-nothing! What make you think I know ?!”
“Then you are safe . Tong , did she seduce you ?” she waited for her son reply impatiently
“She did not seduce me nor did I seduce her . There nothing between us . I’m serious mom” said Tong
Arisoya stare into her younger son face . Trying desperately to read the truth out of him . Holy Buddha . She isn’t sure anymore if Tong is telling the truth or Bopa ! Early today she had already privately talk to Bopa and the young girl did not denial it .What ever Peter had told Arisoya it was all that had happen . It will be a great lost of one son but gaining a lesbian daughter in law ? She felt as if her head is spinning. Strangely as it is , the guilt party doesn’t look one bit nervous at getting caught in a scandal while on the other hand , Pholdee look as if he a human rocking chair and surely there are no wind to push him!
“I love Tong but a young girl reputation is on the line. I would have to goes with your Uncle Peter ‘s words . You will marry Bopa when we return home . I will have to call Peter and discuss the wedding” said Arisoya then left the boys .
The twin drop their knee to the sand once their mother left . Each in their stage of melodrama, Tong was baffle while Pholdee roll himself on the sand and silently scream . What the hell were his mother thinking of letting monkey girl marry Tong ? Ah, the horror ! What should Pholdee do ? He thought about kidnapping the bride on the wedding day and run off into the sunset --- no , he can’t do that . She will kick and scream . The boat will sink half way around the world because obviously she think he an annoying pest ! What to do ! Ah , huh! Sabotage the wedding ! Yes. He will have to convince everyone that couple zodiacal sign are mismatch . He had saw on Chinese series where dead animal are a sign of bad omen , he will need a few dead squirrel -- no , murdering animal are for serial killers he will gather the road kill instead . Pholdee begin to laugh wickedly at his well thought plan , he didn’t even notice his brother had left him and went back into the house . Nor did he notice Bopa was watching from the living room window . She smirked . It pay back time . This is one wedding she can’t wait to have!
The light switch was suddenly turn on and he froze like a deer caught in a headlight . Everyone was in their sleeping gown and pj , all line up from tallest to shortest , it was his mother glaring eye that make him blink like an innocent child.
“Where were you all day ? Why didn‘t you pick up the phone” said his mother while his dad stand sleepily behind her .
Bopa and Linda was beside each other . Pholdee notice their calm feature with a hint of smirk at the corner of their mouth , he glance down at their entwine arm and try not to imagine the two cat in their lover stage . Then there was Tong standing next to their mother and immediately Pholdee was struck with a sick feeling that his brother is in deep water.
“I--I …my phone ran out of battery ?” said Pholdee while lifting his brow in a questionable child like matter , he was almost sure the tomboy was rolling her eye at his gesture.
“Arisoya , baby . I think we should discuss this in the morning” Tik said carefully , even though he could almost see his wife eye popping out at the back of her head at his suggestion.
“Then you go to bed . I want to talk with my boys”
With no other attempt Tik left to his room while the girls return to their sleeping bag in the living room . Arisoya waited till everyone that wasn’t in the meeting leave , then she slide the back door open and went out side , Tong and Pholdee follow their mother .
Arisoya ‘s back was facing the twin . Their mom was about to start a serious interrogation with them . Pholdee could feel the chill up his spine that had nothing to do with the wind . Ah, of course he should be shaking . He had guilt stamp all over his face . Tong on the other hand is white as a ghost !
“Now, tell me the truth . What is going on here ?” she begin as her back was turn , like a middle age diva her hands move up to rise above her hip .
“W-we are here for a vacation mom . Bopa is my new model for my next art project” Tong explain .
“Luckily , I decided to come home this weekend and not next Friday . Peter told us that you been messing around with his daughter but I had doubt and wanted to hear your side of the story . And what happen when I got home ? The maid told me you on a private vacation with Peter’s daughter ?! So, is it true Tong ?”
“What ? No mom . There must be a mistaken . This trip is strictly business and Bopa even brought her girlfriend alone” Tong turn to his brother and said “ Tell her Pholdee !”
Pholdee squeal like girl scout who had just been caught as he blurted out “ T-t -that right. No girl in their right mind would bring her own girlfriend to have a threesome with Tong ” Pholdee bit his tongue. Shit . Did he just slip that out ? He need to stop thinking about monkey girl and her lover sleeping in the living room together. He turn to his mother and saw the shock express on her face.
“Tong!” cries his mother “You are having threesome with those two young girl! You selfish child. How can your manage to eat two pudding while the other one melt while waiting?”
Tong flushed like a hot bun . Though he haven’t been with a woman before but he had came across some of Pholdee ‘s porn tape when they were in high school . Out of curious he had pop the tape in and came across the threesome scene but back then he immediately told his father about his finding and only to found out some year later it was their parent ‘s tape . Pholdee had came across it while digging for some money in their parent room and had been watching the tape in his own room . Now that old memory is coming back to him and the thought his mom know what a threesome is , he could almost feel his ear was blushing as well .
“No , mom . You miss understood me ! I mean , no girl in their right mind.” Pholdee was swallowing rapidly as he try to explain “Come on , this is Tong . Mr. Conservative . He wouldn’t even step on a ant at gun point”
Arisoya was finding her breath again , she nearly went into a panic attack thinking how sexual carnal her son might had became and she pray it have nothing to do with those porn tape the boys found years ago ! She had told Tik to give the tapes away for years because they are no longer young and now that their boys are growing up it‘s not good parenting if they were to come across it . She curse silently in her head and reminded herself to get back with her husband when she return to bed. “Very well--” she clear her throat , “ Pholdee do you know anything about this ?”
Pholdee shook his head quickly , “N-nothing! What make you think I know ?!”
“Then you are safe . Tong , did she seduce you ?” she waited for her son reply impatiently
“She did not seduce me nor did I seduce her . There nothing between us . I’m serious mom” said Tong
Arisoya stare into her younger son face . Trying desperately to read the truth out of him . Holy Buddha . She isn’t sure anymore if Tong is telling the truth or Bopa ! Early today she had already privately talk to Bopa and the young girl did not denial it .What ever Peter had told Arisoya it was all that had happen . It will be a great lost of one son but gaining a lesbian daughter in law ? She felt as if her head is spinning. Strangely as it is , the guilt party doesn’t look one bit nervous at getting caught in a scandal while on the other hand , Pholdee look as if he a human rocking chair and surely there are no wind to push him!
“I love Tong but a young girl reputation is on the line. I would have to goes with your Uncle Peter ‘s words . You will marry Bopa when we return home . I will have to call Peter and discuss the wedding” said Arisoya then left the boys .
The twin drop their knee to the sand once their mother left . Each in their stage of melodrama, Tong was baffle while Pholdee roll himself on the sand and silently scream . What the hell were his mother thinking of letting monkey girl marry Tong ? Ah, the horror ! What should Pholdee do ? He thought about kidnapping the bride on the wedding day and run off into the sunset --- no , he can’t do that . She will kick and scream . The boat will sink half way around the world because obviously she think he an annoying pest ! What to do ! Ah , huh! Sabotage the wedding ! Yes. He will have to convince everyone that couple zodiacal sign are mismatch . He had saw on Chinese series where dead animal are a sign of bad omen , he will need a few dead squirrel -- no , murdering animal are for serial killers he will gather the road kill instead . Pholdee begin to laugh wickedly at his well thought plan , he didn’t even notice his brother had left him and went back into the house . Nor did he notice Bopa was watching from the living room window . She smirked . It pay back time . This is one wedding she can’t wait to have!