Funny Love ... aum/aff

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Chapter 2 - Wild Drinker

"Nak.. Nak.. Nak" shouted Kaew as she sips her wine..

"What Kaew!!" shouted Nak as she steals Kaew's drink..

"You could've just asked you know!!.. anyways.. how was it? .. your interview.."

Nak drank the wine down in one gulp .. "You have anything stronger?"

"Stop ignoring me.. I do.. but I won't give it to you unless you answer me.."

"Fine .. fine.. I KICKED ASS..there.. you happy.. hurry give me some more.." replied Nak..

"This calls for a celebration.. congrats Nak.. " smiled Kaew as she tells the servants to bring some more drinks and
hardcore
liquor for Nak..

"No you got it wrong.. I meant I KICKED ASS.. like.. beat up.."

"Nak!!.. What.. Not again.."

"Well.. it's the manager's fault.. asking me weird questions.. what was I suppose to do.. "

The servants came back with drinks.. Nak quickly grabbed a bottle.. Kaew quickly stole it back..

"Hey!!" shouted Nak..

"Everyone would ask questions .. they need to know if you're right for the spot dummy.. no drinks for you..!!"

"Awwwe.. come on.. If you won't .. I'm going to go to the bar again tonight.. "

"You wouldn't DARE!!.. I'm not going to come get you if you're drunk and acting up.. " shouted Kaew..

"I DARE.. hehe.. No one can stop me.. besides.. when I'm drunk.. I KICK ASS.. as usual.. you know.." smiled Nak..

"That's the POINT.. YOU'RE INSANE... kicking ass even if your sober or not.. sheesh.. " shouted Kaew as she opens the bottle and drinks it..

"Hey .. no fair.. give me some.. please.. please.. " pleaded Nak .. "I won't go if you give me some.. I promise.."

Kaew stared at Nak... "Fine.. you better.. " She hands Nak the bottle.. "Here.. ugh.. it tastes aweful.. I don't know how you can take it in.."

Nak quickly takes the bottle and drinks it down.. "Ahh.. so bitter and sweet.."

Kaew opened her eyes.. O_O.. "Slow down missy.. I don't want you drunk at my party.. last time I got in trouble by my parents because you went
WILD
!!.. you almost kissed MY BROTHER!!.." she shouted..

Nak giggled.."Hehe that was an accident.. I wasn't that wild you know.. besides.. I thought I saw Aum.. but ugh ... It turned out to be your butt-ugly brother.." laughed Nak..

"Oh whatever.. anyways he's not ugly no more.. He had surgery.. He had a face structured.. "

"Hahaha.. you kidding me right.. HAHAHA.. I feel sad for the doctors who fixed him hahaha.. " laughed Nak as she opens up 2 new bottles of liquor.. and drank them down..

"Damn girl.. chill.. there's plenty left.. HAHA.. guess what.. he's back.. " smiled Kaew.

"HAHAHA.. I got to see him.. I will try not to make fun of him.. that is.. if I can hold it in.. HAHAHA"

"You'll be surprised.. he doesn't look bad.. of course my boyfriend is hmm.. 3x's better than him..hehe"

"Gosh.. I definitely got to see Kamoi soon.. your brother is going to hate me a lot.. HAHAHA.."

"There's actually a secret.. He likes .. you... HAHAHA.. gosh I laughed when he told me that.. whooo.. hilarious.."

"HAHAHA.. You definitely did not need to tell me that haha.. I'm going to be making fun of him even more now.." Nak kept laughing and drinking until she got to her 8th bottle.. she was of course DRUNK.. and getting
WILD
.. but thank goodness she wasn't at the bars and clubs.. But what sucks was that.. Kaew had a big mess to clean up.. while Nak was having fun with the other guests..

.........TBC.........
 
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I will update this later on when I have my rest.. sorry for the disappointment.. >_<.. go men ne..

-aiko @_@..
 
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Chapter 3 - Seeing Kamoi

"Kaew.. I'm tired .. can we see your brother next time.. I have a headache.." wined Nak..

"Nak.. stop wining we're almost there.. be patient.." said Kaew as she continued driving the car.. "That's what you get for partying and drinking so much last night.." smiled Kaew..

"Oh whatever.. that's how you have fun hehe.." After saying that, Nak reclined the car seat and dozed off..

Kaew looked at Nak.. "Don't fall for my brother " she whispered..

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After a while.. they finally reached the airport.. Kaew tapped Nak to wake up ..

"Nak.. Nak.. we're here"

"ugh.. stop it.. oo Aum.. you so.. "

"NAK!!!!!!!!" shouted Kaew..

Nak's heart started beating fast.." WHAT.. What.. "..

"You're up now.. great .. " smiled Kaew .. "Hurry.. we're giong to go pick up my brother Kamoi..

"You didn't have to shout you know.. " yawned Nak..

"If only you did wake up.. you were having a dream.. that seems as if.. you didn't want to be "disturbed" .. so that's why I shouted.." giggled Kaew..

"Dream? ... oh .. hehe .. I couldn't help it.. it was Aum.. who coud resist him" smiled Nak as she silently blushed..

They both got out of the car and walked into the airport.. Today it seemed very pack for some reason .. but they just ignored the commotion and continued walking through the crowd ..

"What's all the fussing about?" asked Nak as someone's hand hit her face .. "
WHAT THE FUCK!!
.. " shouted Nak as she stares into the crowd.. "
WHO THE HECK JUST HIT ME.....
" .. Her anger was going over her head.. One can feel the devilish aura she was giving off.. The crowd freaked out..

"I did.. it was an accident.." said a guy ..

Nak walked up to him .. She glared at him .. "You don't know who I am huh?" She grabbed his tie and pulled him in .. "I'm those kind of ladies you wouldn't want to mess with.. " .. She slowly tapped his face.. then BAM.. she punched him.. She was going to go at it again but someone from behind grabbed her hand..

"Let Go!!" she said as she turned around .. She let the other guy go.. "You want the same thing to happen to you?"

"Would you really hit me?" he smiled..

"Nak .. Nak..Nak!!.. " shouted Kaew..

"What Kaew.." replied Nak..

"He's Kamoi .. "

Nak looked the guy in the eyes.. "Kamoi? .. Kaew.. your kidding me right?"

"Nak.. I am Kamoi.." answered Kamoi.

"Wow.. I couldn't even tell it was you .. they did you good.. you don't even.. DAMN!!" Nak was shocked.. She couldn't believe it.. Kaew was right.. He no longer look butt-ugly .. DAMN.. Nak smiled at Kamoi.. "Sorry about that.. "

"It's fine.." said Kamoi as he freed her hand..

The crowd was still staring at them.. Nak glared at them all.. They freaked out and made way.. but for some reason she still wanted to know why there was a commotion .. so she asked them what it was.. A lady answered..

"khun.. P'Aum .. was supposed to be here today.. "

"WHAT!!!" shouted Nak..

Kaew whispered to Kamoi.. He dragged Nak out..

"Let me go.. p'aum .. let me go.. I got to see him..." shouted Nak..

"Sorry Nak.. " said Kamoi..

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The way back was horrible.. Nak was complaining the whole time..

"WHY!!!???!!!" asked Nak..

"Because.. sheeeesh .. He has pinky.." answered Kaew..

"Gosh you could've just said p'aff.. I like her more sheeesh .. " said Nak as she crossed her arms..

Kamoi turned his head to Nak's ..

"So .. do you have a boyfriend?" he stuttered..

Nak thought to herself.."oh boy.. Kaew was right.. darn it.. but I don't like him.. hmmm how should I tell him.. he looks great and all since his make over.. but.. I.." Nak looked at him and smiled.. "Sorry Kamoi.. I.. I.. I have a boyfriend.."

Kaew pressed on the brake.....The car screeched.. She looked at Nak.. and started blinking ..

"Who?????" she asked..

"I would like to know too.." said Kamoi.. as he tried to relax.. He ried to stop his jealousy..

"What have I gotten myself up to?" she thought to herself.. "Did I forget to tell you Kaew?.. His name is ... Mak.. umm we got together last week .. " she quickly answered.. "oh boy.. "

.........TBC........
 
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sorry for not updating lately.. enjoy.. hehe xp ..

-aiko ..

btw.. i will prob update my other 2 in a bit.. i was gonna do it next but argh my stupid cuz keeps calling me to play a game online.. sorry.. >_<..
 
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Chapter 4 - Finding a Mak

"Damn.. why the heck did I say I have a boyfriend.. just because I didn't want to fall for Kamoi.. aiyaiyai.. what have I done.. Where can I find a Mak? .. Is there even a Mak.. yikes... " Nak was walking back and forth in her apartment as she continues thinking.. She snapped her fingers.. "BINGO.. a phone book.. no .. the internet is faster.. " .. She quickly went to go get her laptop and brought it into the living room.. She opened her windows to let in some fresh air .. Afterwards, she sat comfortably on her love seat.. Nak slowly clicked the internet window.. and clicked a search engine.. "What am I even searching for? .. Mak? .. Will anything even pop up?" She asked herself .. She typed in "Mak" .. "Wow.. there is people with a name Mak.. but only 3.. ? .. I'll check them out.. " She slowly dragged her mouse and clicked the first link.. A new window popped up .. "Mak.. ewwwwe.. 56 years of age.. yuck.. he can be my dad.. " shreiked Nak as she quickly closed the window.. She clicked on the second link.. "hmmm.. Mak .. 17 years of age.. a cutie .. but .. sigh.. your too young.. I don't want to be arrested as a child molester.. " said nak as she also closed the window.. "Hmmm the last link.. sigh.. why is there only 3? .." She clicked the last link.. there was a new window that popped up .. "Mak .. hmmm .. 25 years of age.. single.. and oooo .. pretty handsome.. I wouldn't mind.. seems perfect.. hmm what's his name.. ahhh.. Mak Chanarong.. " She smiled for a few second, thinking of a plan.. "Your my target.. I'm coming.." nak sighed to herself.. too bad your not my Aum.. She turned on her television to see what lakorn was on but it was still the news hour.. It showed an interview of Aum when he was at the airport earlier today..."Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. why Kaew and Kamoi.. why.. I was so close.. Aum.." She quickly turned off the t.v. "It's game time.. ".

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"Kaew? .. Who is Mak.. ? .. Why is it that he's able to get with Nak.. " jealously asked Kamoi.

"How would I know.. she didn't even tell me.. I just found out myself .." answered Kaew as she paced back and forth..

"Hey sis.. How does my appearance look like? .. Do you think Nak will fall for me?"

"OMG.. your so happy since your make-over.. sheesh.. anyways.. you look fine.. Way better than before.. hmm you know I think there was something earlier but hmm I'm not sure .." laughed Kaew.

"What?.. Why didn't I know.. When.. Damn.. I missed my chance.."

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Awoken from her rest, Nak was cranky.. Once she is disturbed, She will react like a wild bear during hibernation.. Not.. I repeat.. NOT A PRETTY SIGHT TO SEE.. "Damn..!! Them 2 again.. " angrily said Nak as she got off her bed..She left her apartment not cleaning herself up. Her hair was a mess.. She was only wearing a tank top and boxers.. and slippers.. She angrily walked upstairs to her neighbor's room and knocked at their door.

****KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK****

"Babe.. get off.. and open the door.." said the lady .. The guy got off.. "
OWWWWWE.. gently please.. sheesh..
" shouted the lady. He just stared at her.. "I DON'T GIVE A.. " He was distracted.. "
HOLD UP BITCH.. I'M COMING!!
" He wrapped a towel around his waist.. and slowly walked to the door.. He yawned and opened the door.. "What..?!?"

Nak stopped knocking.. "Well you see.. you just awaken the beast inside of me.." she smiled.

"And?.. you want some..?" said the guy as he stares at figure..

"Oh.. would you.." she continued smiling..

The guy got closer and was slowly putting his hands around her waist.. But he did not know that she planned all that.. Nak slowly put her hands around his neck.. and pretended to go in for a kiss..

"You wanna go at it fast huh?" smiled the guy as he moves his hand up..

"K.O. " whispered Nak .. She slowly hit the back of the guy's neck..

The guy just fell straight to the floor.. Knocked Out. Nak leaned over his unconcious body.. "
Your too scrawny and besides.. I HATE YOU.. sheesh wake me up every single DAMN DAY AND NIGHT.. I"M SICK OF IT!!..
" Before she left, she stepped on his baby.. She smiled .. "Hmmm this would mean.. a week or two of relaxation." She quickly went back to her apartment and threw away her slippers.. She didn't want to keep anything infected and dirty.. so she went back outside and threw it up to her neighbors.. But little did she know that, she knocked out the guy's girlfriend too.. but oh well.. She just quickly hopped onto her bed and continued sleeping..

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It was a new day.. after that incident last night, Nak was very happy since there wasn't any disturbance.. She quickly got up and stretched.. She did a few push-ups before taking a shower.. " 97..98..99..100.." She entered her shower stall and began taking her shower.. She doesn't want to lose the guy "Mak" for sure.. or else her plans would be all ruined.. After finishing her shower, she dried her hair and slowly walked into her closet.. What kind of clothing would you tihnk she has? .. hmm guess?.. "Hmm.. what should I wear? .. Black..black.. white.. black.. white..gray.. white.. etc.. or red.. ? hmm.." she asked herself.. She decided to dress in red.. She slowly slipped into her little red dress.. and wore her black heels.. She walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.. She put on a seductively red lipstick and black mascara.. and slowly powdered her face.. "Perfect.." she smiled.. Now.. it's just her hair.. "Damn.. what should I style it.. I can't call Kaew or else it'll be too suspicious.. hmmm.. darn it.." Nak couldn't think of anything so she just decided to straighten her black hair... "I guess this is good now.. " She grabbed her black bag and walked out of her apartment.. She decided to check up on her neighbors upstairs.. The two were still unconcious.. She thought to herself.. "Why is she there too? besides I didn't knock him out that long.. oh well.." She decided to leave them there and walked down to her car.. Her special Black BMW convertible.. why is it special? .. I'm not sure.. it just is.. She took out her phone and dialed the operator..

"How may I help you..?" asked the operator.

"Yes.. May I ask for some information about the person Mak Chanarong.. a number or address.. it'll be fine.. of workplace.. " replied Nak.

"Yes.. please hold.. ................. .................. ...... Mak Chanarong.. " replied the operator as it gave her his cell phone number and address.. and workplace..

"Thank you.. " Nak smiled.. "Mak.. I'm coming.. "

.............TBC............
 
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hehe enjoy the update.. lol.. xp.. enjoy readers..

hehe donna.. i couldnt help it lol.. xp..

rr.. sorry didnt get to read first.. sorry .. XD .. hehe..

-aiko..
 
tastesweetlove

tastesweetlove

sarNie Granny
yay woo hooo......first to read BAM! i'm super happy WOOOOOOOOOO

lmao.....she went on the internet to find a MAK ahahahah and the operator gave out all that info.....
the funny thing was when she stepped on that guy's *ahem* :loool: and her slippers....aiko you make my day all the time^^
 
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Chapter 5 - Meeting Mak

"Hmmm they said this address .. " said Nak as she stared at the huge building.. "Does he really work in there.. such a pain finding him.." sighed Nak as she stepped out of her car.. and slowly walked to the entrance.. The people inside all stared at her.. Nak just ignored them all and walked toward the receptionist..

He stared at the lady's beauty.. He shook his head.. "How may I help you beautiful ... excuse me.. I mean Miss?" asked the worker..

"I'm here to see Mak Chanarong.." replied Nak as she smiled at him..

"Please wait Miss.. " he said as he quickly picked up the phone and dialed Mak's office.. "and .. umm please have a seat over there while you wait.. I'll tell them to bring you some coffee..

Nak smiled and took a seat.. The worker continued looking at her as he continued calling the office.. Nak just thought to herself.. "Damn.. what's taking so long.. and great... look at all these perverted guys who i just want to pound on.. jerks.." Someone tapped Nak from behind.. She quickly turned around.

"Your cup of coffee Miss.." said the waitress as she placed the cup down.

".. Thanks.." said Nak as she slowly took a sip.

"Miss .. " waved the receptor as he tells Nak to come over..

"Yes.. did you reach him?" asked Nak.

"Yes.. please go to the last floor.. Mak should be waiting.. " answered the receptor as he points the direction to the elevator..

"Thanks.." Nak walked toward the elevator.. and pressed the last button.. "The top eh.. hmmm .. what does he do?"

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"Mak.. Mr. Mak.. you have an appointment." said his secretary as she continues knocking on his office door.

"Just tell them to come in.." said Mak as he continues doodling.

"Fine.. fine.. I won't bothre you no more.."

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The elevator door slowly opened.. Nak slowly stepped out.. "Hmmm.. quite high.." she said as she walked toward the secretary.. She gave her a smile.. The secretary smiled back..

"How may I help you?" asked the secretary..

"Ah yes.. i'm here to see Mak.. Chanarang.. I mean Chanarong.. sorry.." replied Nak..

The secretary just looked at Nak.. "Hmmmm .. she looks important yet.. she doesn't too .. who is she? .. She probably don't even know who Mak is.. she even got his name wrong.. she is probably those gold diggers .." she thought to herself.. "Ah.yes .. you may enter.." she smiled.. not wanting to.

"Thanks.." Nak slowly entered the room.. She confidently walked to his desk ..

Mak stopped his doodling and looked up .. He was surprised that it was a lady.. a beautiful lady.. "Please take a seat.. Miss..?"

Nak took a seat.. "Thanks.. You can just call me Nak.. "

"How may I help you?" he asked as he sat up..

"Well.. it's a bit personal .. i.. "

"And that is?' as he moved his hand.

'Well .. I NEED YOU TO BE MY BOYFRIEND.." Nak blurted out..

The secretary was outside eavesdropping.. "I knew it.. that slut.."

Mak was confused.. "And why is that..?"

"I just need you too .. "

"I'm sorry I can't .. if that's all.. please leave.." he pointed his hand to the door as he continued doodling..

nak was getting angry.. She thought she said it nicely.. She even dressed herslef up to impress him who she didn't even know.. She got up and walked toward him.. and smiled..

"yes?"

"Oh.. you will be my boyfriend.. I'll make you.."

" Oh really.. how? .. i want to see.."

Nak walked around his desk to get closer to him.. She pulled his collar shirt.. "You really want to see..?"

Mak grabbed the lady's hand.. "Go ahead.. " smiled Mak. as he gripped her hand tighter.

Nak actually felt pain for once.. No one hurt her before because they were scared .. but Mak.. he dares to.. "Do you know who I am?" asked Nak.

"hmmm.. I don't need to.. your just like any ordinary lady.. who think they're all that.. but let me tell you.. it won't pass me.. I'm stronger.. and I can do more things then you.. Now.. do you want to see.. ? besides.. i don't even think you know who I am.. " smiled Mak as he came closer to Nak.. skin to skin..

Nak got nervous a bit.. She looked at him in the eyes.. and smiled.. "You will be my boyfriend.. I'll find a way.. just you wait.." she said as she freed herself..

"I'll wait for that day" said Mak as he continue staring at her.. "besides.. don't you know how one becomes boyfriend/girlfriends.. I think you should learn first.. and.. get to know each other first.." smiled Mak.. "Unless.. you .."

.........TBC..........
 
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enjoy the updates.. hehe..

im glad i made your day xp .. lol.. haha im a bit harsh to her neighbors lmao hehe xp .. whoo i wish i can just call the operator and get all that info too but too bad they dont do that hehe xp..

-aiko ..
 
vannitda

vannitda

sarNie Hatchling
hahaha! this is funny. I love Nak being a tough girl! And when I read that her so call "boyfriend" was named Mak, I bursted out laughing because thats my cousin's name, and his face popped up.
 
sarN

sarN

sarNie Granny
this is actually funnie hahaha , well Nak dat is hahaha...but you write so short
 
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