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sarNie Hatchling
Enjoy!!! :lmao:
some silly quotes: :blink:
*When u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u.
*Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
*I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
*Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"
*All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
Funny Jokes: :lmao:
*When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
*A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
* Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
*Q : How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Cool quotes:
*It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
*When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
Come Backs Jokes:
*Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
*Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
that's all I have, there not original because there are so many jokes out there.
credits go to: http://www.funsms.net/index.htm
some silly quotes: :blink:
*When u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u.
*Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
*I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
*Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"
*All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
Funny Jokes: :lmao:
*When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
*A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
* Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
*Q : How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Cool quotes:
*It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
*When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
Come Backs Jokes:
*Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
*Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
that's all I have, there not original because there are so many jokes out there.
credits go to: http://www.funsms.net/index.htm