HOW TO POOP AT WORK!!
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Depends work. Ask Darvil.
margaretthao4
sarNie Adult
:lmao: :loool: I had to read this. I have to admit I'm all of the above. Probably fly-by and what was the other one...courtesy flusher? for sure though. I hate shitting in toilets that arnt mines. Makes me feel so uncomfortable! And I hate it when I really need to go to the point where I cant hold it in anymore and finally when I reach the toilet what comes out is like the size of a pea! OMG I get so f'n mad! :arrg:
LOL I just went back and read some of the posts. noungning thanks for the advice..now when I go to Thailand I'll know what to do! I'll be thinking about you the whole time! hahahaha
LOL I just went back and read some of the posts. noungning thanks for the advice..now when I go to Thailand I'll know what to do! I'll be thinking about you the whole time! hahahaha
noungning
Heartless
oh geeh is this a good thing, people thinking of me while they poop? hahaha
ChenrukNote
Goddess
Lol pooping at work is weird, and me I can tell who's in which stall by their heels haha. I hate it when people do poop and not use the air freshener and then you walk in there and it smells like a stink bomb just went off, omfg! I have to hold my breath. For some reason, I notice that everyone at my work place always uses the big stall. I prefer the little stall, seems like more privacy, but all the adults go for the big stall. Hmmm that big stall does make you feel majestic though.....maybe that's why. Plus, I love the complimentary lotion.
Ahah what the heck ? Just take another door.Lol pooping at work is weird, and me I can tell who's in which stall by their heels haha. I hate it when people do poop and not use the air freshener and then you walk in there and it smells like a stink bomb just went off, omfg! I have to hold my breath. For some reason, I notice that everyone at my work place always uses the big stall. I prefer the little stall, seems like more privacy, but all the adults go for the big stall. Hmmm that big stall does make you feel majestic though.....maybe that's why. Plus, I love the complimentary lotion.
Thanks for the listing, it's really worth.
amikrazie
sarNie Oldmaid
LMAO this really made my day!!! i am dying of laughter...i usually dont like to do those in public neither but when you have to choice you gotta do what you gotta do...dont you regret eating that super spicy papaya salad from yesterday?
darnit hate to admit it but yea, its a task having to poop at work!!!
we dont have any stalls at work, its an actual room. so its hard to not get noticed lol
just hope that no one is around when you walk out of the restroom...*dont like to do those walk of shame neither...not i had any yet...not looking forward to it neither!
and yes i agree with nounging...the toilet paper spreading in the toilet helps alot..no splashing surprise when the poop hit the water and the water splash back on you, it also eliminate the dropping sound effects. :loool:
eww disgusting but it happens...
(Moh~ i cant believe you would actually think of a person while pooping...now noungning will think about you when she goes :loool
speaking of which you guys ever have a hard time pooping when theres a picture with eyes in the bathroom/restroom?? its like someone is watching you...sorry i cant do it...either take it off the wall or cover it!
i prefer more of those :w-scene-pop-corn: poop...than those tug-of-war ones.. anyday! :loool:
darnit hate to admit it but yea, its a task having to poop at work!!!
we dont have any stalls at work, its an actual room. so its hard to not get noticed lol
just hope that no one is around when you walk out of the restroom...*dont like to do those walk of shame neither...not i had any yet...not looking forward to it neither!
and yes i agree with nounging...the toilet paper spreading in the toilet helps alot..no splashing surprise when the poop hit the water and the water splash back on you, it also eliminate the dropping sound effects. :loool:
eww disgusting but it happens...
(Moh~ i cant believe you would actually think of a person while pooping...now noungning will think about you when she goes :loool
speaking of which you guys ever have a hard time pooping when theres a picture with eyes in the bathroom/restroom?? its like someone is watching you...sorry i cant do it...either take it off the wall or cover it!
i prefer more of those :w-scene-pop-corn: poop...than those tug-of-war ones.. anyday! :loool:
omg!! this is hilarious!! this reminds me of my old workplace. you see, i worked 3rd shift and there's hardly anyone there but two-three departments unlike 1st shift, where there are a lot of ppl. Well in my department, when we have to "poop" we usually go all the way up to the front, past security, and past Human Resources to go poop. But if I really had to go, i went to the one near the clock in section and go really quick before someone else comes in. The funny thing is when we have to go, my area has about 3-5 ppl that works together, so we know that when someone says they're going to Human Resources, that means that we have to go poop.
Thanks "harman" for the laugh, i'm going to copy & paste this and send it to my friends so they can get a laugh.
And responding to "noungning's" part about having to squat in thailand.
the first time i went to thailand, boy i had to learn too. well when we were on the plane, i had used the bathroom before we landed. so when we got to the airport, my aunt who lives in thailand asked is anyone needed to use the bathroom, I told her i i didn't b/c i used it on the plane. Well on our way to my mom's family in Esan, we made a stop at the gas station, and my sister and i went in, i didn't know how to use, so asked my little cousin who was 4 at the time and she was kinda scared of us at first so she didn't tell us how to use it. so i didn't use and went back to the van. We made several stops but i didn't go out because of the fact that i didn't know what to do..lol..Well i kept asking mom, when will we get to grandpa's house, she would be like "not too long," so i was like ok, but she kept saying that for the longest, b/c it took us at least 12 hours to get there, once we got there, we got off the van and was like "mom, how do u use the toilet?'" so she squatted and showed us. Till this day, I still laugh about it when i think of it.
Thanks "harman" for the laugh, i'm going to copy & paste this and send it to my friends so they can get a laugh.
And responding to "noungning's" part about having to squat in thailand.
the first time i went to thailand, boy i had to learn too. well when we were on the plane, i had used the bathroom before we landed. so when we got to the airport, my aunt who lives in thailand asked is anyone needed to use the bathroom, I told her i i didn't b/c i used it on the plane. Well on our way to my mom's family in Esan, we made a stop at the gas station, and my sister and i went in, i didn't know how to use, so asked my little cousin who was 4 at the time and she was kinda scared of us at first so she didn't tell us how to use it. so i didn't use and went back to the van. We made several stops but i didn't go out because of the fact that i didn't know what to do..lol..Well i kept asking mom, when will we get to grandpa's house, she would be like "not too long," so i was like ok, but she kept saying that for the longest, b/c it took us at least 12 hours to get there, once we got there, we got off the van and was like "mom, how do u use the toilet?'" so she squatted and showed us. Till this day, I still laugh about it when i think of it.
lol although that is true there is the possibility if u put too much and then poop to much u might clog the toilet when u flush haha