INSTALLING A HUSBAND

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sarNie Adult
INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from

Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,

Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and

Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,

NFL 3.0
and

Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0


no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,



Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:

ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7. 0 or Beer 6.1. Please note Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,

DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the

Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,

Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Cooking 3.0

HotLingerie 7.7.


Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support


***gosh instering all the colors, fonts, and sizes was a pain! hahaha
 

none3

sarNie Hatchling
If only there was a remote control that women can use to control their spouse. :lol:

Very Clever!!!!!
 

Thookatha

sarNie Elites
well damn, if i had updated to drive 6.9 , i might have been able to read this sooner. hahaha didn't know it was so good.

absolute brilliance. cudos to the creator.
 

lazzy

sarNie Egg
okay, as it turns out I am slow. Can someone explains what is this and how do I dl the thing--if there is a thing to dl......?????
 

ChenrukNote

Goddess
okay, as it turns out I am slow. Can someone explains what is this and how do I dl the thing--if there is a thing to dl......?????
LMAO :loool:, I'm sorry your comment just made me laugh so hard that I spit out my Thai tea. Let's see...do you have a boyfriend? If so, just upgrade him into Husband 1.0 and the downloads will come in a package after the upgrade hahaha.
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
LMAO...you atleast you have your thai tea to choke on..i choked on my own saliva.. :loool: reading the comments..

omg moh..that is hilarious..

i want a downloadable husband too....and to get rid of him..hes just a click away ...uninstall his arse... :loool:
 
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