Jam loey rak meets Jerry Springer

Melissa

Melissa

sarNie Egg
Ch. 5 SB update

Jerry: Welcome back! We were talking with Narin who was cheating on her boyfriend with Kid , her boyfriend's father. Kid , does your wife know you're cheating?


Kid: No , Jerry she don't.

Jerry: Well , she knows now. Welcome...Leela!

Leela: *runs out on stage* Narin , what the *bleep!*? I thought you forgave me!

Narin: Payback is a bitch ain't it!?

Leela: *bleep!* *slaps Narin then tackles her*

Audience: YAAAAAAAAA!!!!! JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!!

*Narin & Leela are beating the crap out of other until security pulls them apart*

Jerry: Well , I'm not condoning what Narin did but you did sleep with her boyfriend.

Leela: Yeah , but we had made up.

Audience: YOU'RE STILL A WHORE! YOU'RE STILL A WHORE! YOU'RE STILL A WHORE! YOU'RE STILL A WHORE!

Leela: Don't hate! *bleep!* ya'll I ain't no whore!

Kawee: Maybe my dad'll dump your nasty ass!

Leela: You *bleep!*ed me , so what that make you!!??

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Jerry:*calms the audience* Leela , I understand that you have another secret.

Leela: Yeah Jerry , I'm still cheatin' on Kid!

Audience: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Jerry: We'll meet the mystery person when we come back!
 
cecilia

cecilia

Staff member
LimeGrass said:
^It's Tawaschai --Sansanee's lover/boyfriend.

The SB characters are as crazy and twisted as ever. :lol:
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ah, i see now .. i was reading too fast .. i put in a N in between the TAWA part to make ti tawanchai and i'm like -- isn't that Taew (in my head from HUAJAI PAK) lol
thanks for the clarification .. ah, 98, you too ^^
 
Melissa

Melissa

sarNie Egg
Ch. 6

Jerry: Welcome back! During our break we were talking with Leela who , apparently is STILL cheating on her husband Kid *chuckles*.

Kid: Don't laugh Jerry! This *bleep!* ain't funny!

Jerry: Ok! Welcome Pat!

*Pat walks out and frenches Leela!

Audience: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!!!!

Kid: What the *bleep!*!? You're cheatin' on me with this nasty ass *bleep!*!?

Pat: She too much woman for you! Your old ass would have a stroke!

Kawee: She could do better than this skank ass hoe!

Leela: *bleep!* you punk!!!

Jerry: How long have you two been sleeping together?

Pat: About 6 months Jerry.

Jerry: Do you have feelings for Pat?

Leela: No. I mean I like her but I ain't in love with her or nothin'. It's just sex. I just wanted see what it was like to be with a girl.

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Narin: Jerry , I got somethin' else ta' say. I slept with Harit last night.

Audience: OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Jerry: What!? You slept with one of our other guests?

*Kawee runs out into the audience and starts pummeling Harit*

Audience: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*Kawee & Harit are choking each other until security stops them. Kawee's shirt gets ripped off*

*In the mayhem , Kid is clutching his chest*

Jerry: Oh my god! I think this man is having a heart attack! Call the paramedics!

Jerry: We'll be back!

Ch. 7 later. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Lol! I think the next chapter will be smack talk from the audience :D
 
LimeGrass

LimeGrass

sarNie Adult
Heavens! Not only Kid but I think I too, might have a heart attack. Harit and Narin? :eek:
Hmmm...now that I think about it, if Harit and Narin hooked up, what about Soraya and Kawee? I think they should get together too. :D
 
jeeja

jeeja

Miss SMILES :D
lmao...this is insane :p
Harit n Narin together wow... :eek:
this is so much better than watching the actually jerry show now :D XD
 
tastesweetlove

tastesweetlove

sarNie Granny
ahahha it was Pat. didn't see that one coming.
another one i didn't see coming Narin and Harit. i like LimeGrass's idea, have Narin & Harit and Soraya & Kawee. it will turn into Borisud Bumbut Kaen & Jai Rao. lol.
 
Melissa

Melissa

sarNie Egg
Ch. 7 SB update

Jerry: Welcome back everyone! Uhhhh...this is getting really crazy. During our break we found out that Narin slept with Harit , one of our other guests last night. To add to the insanity Kid was taken off stage by the paramedics.

Kawee:*pointing to Leela* This *bleep!* done killed my dad!

*Leela runs towards Kawee and starts slapping him*

*security stops her*

Kawee: If we wasn't on TV I woulda slapped this *bleep!*

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Jerry: *laughing* Narin...*tries to stop laughing* how did you and Harit meet?

Narin: Well Jerry , we was both at the bar the in the hotel. He was cute and we was both drunk. went back to my room and ended up havin' sex...

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Leela: And y'all think I'M the whore!?

Narin: *bleep!* who asked you!?

*Narin and Leela try to attack each other and get stopped by security*

Audience: YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!


Kawee: Jerry , I ain't completely innocent.

Jerry: *being sarcastic* What!? Nooooooooo.....

Jerry: *chuckling* Seriously , what did you do?

Kawee: Last night....I slept with Soraya.

Audience: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Jerry:*shocked* You too!?

Narin: What the *bleep!*?

Soraya:*stands up in the audience* And what!? Yeah I *bleep!*ed your man! What you gone do about it *bleep!*?

*Narin runs out into the audience. She and Soraya are trying to kill each other*

Jerry: We'll be back!


Ch. 8 later. Hahahaha! I used your idea of having Kawee & Soraya hook up. You guys like how Jerry is amused by this? Next chapter will definitely be smack talk from the audience :lol: :p :D B)
 
Melissa

Melissa

sarNie Egg
Ch . 8 Audience comments

*Jerry walks through the crowd with the mic*

Jerry: Yes? You have a comment?

Fat guy in audience: Yeah , to that shirtless guy...

Jerry: Harit?

FIGA: No , the dude with the spiky hair. YOU killed your dad by *bleep!*ing with his wife!

Audience: YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Kawee: Sit your fat ass down! You don't what the *bleep!* you talkin' about! Punk!

Jerry: Yes , you?

Woman in audience: Yeah , at that skinny dude. How gay are you?

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*Nukul is laughing*

*Jerry walks through the crowd*

Guy in audience: Yeah since everybody else done *bleep!* , why don't the three of y'all *pointing to Kawee , Harit and Nukul* hook up!?

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Woman in audience 2: To the girl with the baby , you got more traffic than grand central station!

Audience: YAAAAAAA!!!!!

Narin: *bleep!* Don't be hatin'! You just mad cause you can't get a man! Ugly ass *bleep!*

*WIA2 is laughing*

Narin: You wish you was me! *flashes the crowd!*

Audience: YEAAAAAHHHH!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*I'm an audience member. I stand up*

princess_azure: Yeah , at the dudes with no shirts. Lemme know if y'all wanna commit another indiscretion!

Audience: YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

princess_azure: Oh , and I want my Jerry beads! *lifting my shirt up*

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! GO ON THE POLE! GO ON THE POLE! GO ON THE POLE!!!

*I'm dancing on the pole :p*

Audience: GIVE THEM A LAPDANCE! GIVE THEM A LAPDANCE! GIVE THEM A LAPDANCE!

*I give Kawee and Harit a lapdance*

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*I go back to my seat with the beads*

*Harit & Kawee are both grinning*

Kawee:*smirking* You like me better right?

*I wink in response*

jeeja: Yeah , at the stepmom. If the mama was alive you'd prolly be *bleep!* her!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Leela: *bleep!* You don't know me! *tries to get in the audience and gets blocked by security*

Jerry: Our producers thought you take us to our break *pointing to me*

princess_azure: We'll be back with Jerry's final thought!

Ch. 9 later Lol! I think after this one I'll do a JLR update :lol: B)
 
LimeGrass

LimeGrass

sarNie Adult
So WILD.:lol:
I like this comment the best, "To the girl with the baby , you got more traffic than grand central station!"
Gotta love the audience.
 
jeeja

jeeja

Miss SMILES :D
the audience is crazily awesome and we're in there too lol
lmao...i love this chapter :D great update. can't wait for more.
 
Melissa

Melissa

sarNie Egg
Ch.9 Jerry's final thought

Jerry: Normally , I'd end my show by wishing my guests good luck in the future. But , I can honestly say you are the most reprehensible human beings I've EVER met. That especially applies to...*Jerry gets punched*

Kawee: *bleep* you Jerry!

*Harit runs over and starts pounding Kawee*

Harit: This is for earlier punk!

*Narin runs over*

Narin: Don't be hittin' my man *bleep*! *pummels Harit with her shoe*


*Soraya tackles Narin. It's complete mayhem on the whole panel*

*credit roll*

Hahahahaha! I hope you guys liked it B) :p
 
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