Jerry Springer meets sawan bieng

[Melissa]

Audience: JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!

Jerry Springer: Everybody , welcome! Today's guests want sweet revenge. Everybody , meet Kawee. Kawee , why are you here today?

Kawee: Well Jerry it's like this , I hate my father. He wasn't there for me growing up and I brought him today to tell I've been sleeping with his wife.

Audience: BOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK , YOU SUCK , YOU SUCK!

Kawee: *flipping the bird* Shut up! Ya'll don't know me! *bleep* ya'll!

Jerry: *calms the audience* You're sleeping with your stepmother , why?

Kawee: I did it get back at my dad.

Jerry: Well , do you love her?

Kawee: No , she's a crazy ass b****. I can't stand her.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOO!

Jerry: Well , your father kid is watching backstage and he heard everything. Welcome Kid.

Kid: *running towards Kawee and starts punching him* YOU LITTLE PUNK! *audience is going insane*

Audience: YEAAAAAAH! JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!

*security seperates Kid & Kawee*

Kid: What the hell , why would do this to me!? I'm your father!

Kawee: I hate you! You ain't no real father!

Kid: Well , you ain't been much of a son!

*Kawee lunges at kid , they're on the floor. security pulls them apart*


Jerry: Kawee , I understand that you have a girlfriend?

Kawee: Yeah , I do.

Jerry:She's backstage and she's been listening to everything. Everybody , please welcome Narin!

*Narin runs out on stage , slapping Kawee*

Audience: YAAAAAAAAA!

Narin: You bastard! How you gone do this to me!? With my SISTER of all people!

Jerry:*shocked* She's your sister!?

Narin: Yeah , Jerry we was always close , I don't know what happened.

Kawee: Baby , I'm sorry. It didn't mean nothing. I just wanted get back at my dad!

Narin: That's *bleep*! Jerry , bring her ass out here!

Jerry: We'll meet her when when we come back from our break!





Ch.2 later. Hahahahaha! IDK , I was watching Jerry Springer before I logged onto this site. I freely admit it's bad.

 

[fun]

roflmao that was freaking hilarious. But it's not Narin nature to call her sister a beep lol... but this is so fun reading. do update soon.

 

[mia07]

Hahaha. Hilarious!

 

[roselovesice]

OMGAAHHHHH ! THIS GOT ME LAUGHING CRAZZYYYYILLYYY ! ROFL
THIS IS JUST TOOOO HILARIOUS ! XD

DANG...I WISH IT WAS NARIN THAT HE WAS SLEEPING WITH..NOT LEELA! ROFL

BUT I LOVE SAWAN BIANG! XD lol

THIS SHOULD BE "ON" THE MAURY SHOW! XD
ROFL

 

[fun]

I just thought of something, you should throw in JLR too. Have SB and JLR beat up each other ahahahahahah!!!

 

[roselovesice]

Fun, ROFL ! TOTALLY AGREE !

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA ~ Totally add JLR in also!

 

[cecilia]

OMG -- i'm laughing my butt off .. this is too funny to pass out ..
i admit that it's bad -- i used to watch this when i was in high school ...
however, i wont' mind seeing stuff like this in fiction either ^^
keep it coming ..

 

[Melissa]

Ch. 2

Jerry: Welcome back! When we left off we were talking with Kawee who's been sleeping with his stepmother , Leela.

Narin: Bring her out! I'm gone whoop her ass Jerry!

Jerry: Ok , meet Leela.

*Leela comes out wearing a hoochie mama outfit. Narin tackles Leela and starts punching her*

Audience: YEAAAAAH!!! RIP HER SHIRT , RIP HER SHIRT , RIP HER SHIRT!

*security pulls Narin off of Leela. Leela's shirt gets ripped*

Audience: YEAAAAAH!!! JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!

Narin: Leela , what the *bleep*!? You my sister! How you gone *bleep* my man after I've been there for you!?

Leela: I didn't mean for it to happen! I was drunk!

Audience: BOOOOOO! WHORE , WHORE , WHORE , WHORE!

Leela: Shut the *bleep* up! Ya'll don't know me!

Jerry: Why did you sleep with your sister's boyfriend?

Leela: Like I said Jerry , I was drunk!

Jerry: Yeah , but that doesn't make it ok...

Narin: That's bull*bleep*! I don't give a *bleep* if you was drunk! You ain't have no right to be *bleep*ing my man!

Jerry: Well , Leela do you have feelings for Kawee?

Leela: Yeah , I do. Jerry , I loved him since highschool!

Kawee: Well , too bad! I don't want your crazy ass! I was using you to get back at my dad!

*Leela starts punching Kawee. security pulls them apart*

Kawee: Ya'll BETTER get that skank ass *bleep* away from me!

*Kid tackles Kawee , Kawee's shirt gets ripped off*

*Kawee gets up and punches his dad. They're on the floor choking each other*

Audience: GET THE PUNK , GET THE PUNK , GET THE PUNK , GET THE PUNK!

*security pulls them apart again*


Kid: Don't ever call my wife a skank again you little mother*bleep*!

Jerry: Narin , you're pregnant?

Narin: Yeah , Jerry I'm pregnant. I got a secret too. I been sleeping with Tom and he's my baby's daddy!

Audience: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Kawee looks shocked*

Jerry: We'll meet him when we come back!

Ch 3 later.

 

[Melissa]

Ch 3.

Jerry: Welcome back , before our break we found that Narin is pregnant with another man's baby.

Kawee: *shocked and hurt* What the *bleep*!?

Jerry: Well , YOU were cheating on Narin weren't you?

Kawee: Yeah Jerry , but that's different. I ain't in love with that *bleep*!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kawee: *bleep* ya'll mother*bleep*!!!

Jerry: Ok , meet Tom!

*Tom walks out stage with flowers. Kawee snatches the flowers from Tom and beats him with the flowers*

Audience: YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!! FIGHT , FIGHT , FIGHT , FIGHT!!!!!!!

*Tom and Kawee are wrestling on the floor til security pulls them apart*

Tom: Yeah , I been sleeping with your girl! And she's leaving your punk ass to be with ME! We gone raise this baby!!!

Kawee: PUNK! *runs towards Tom and gets blocked by security*

Audience: LET HIM GO , LET HIM GO , LET HIM GO , LET HIM GO!

Kawee: You're dumping for him!?

Narin: Sorry , that's the way it is.

*Kawee storms off stage*

Jerry: We'll be back!

Ch 4 later. Ok guys , chapter will be the audience comments segment Lol! I'm think about having the readers talk smack to the guests hahahahaha!

 

[fun]

send them to boot camp where jlr casts will kick some sense into sb casts. and then create a war ahahahah!!! this is just too fun. i have all these scenario running in my head.

 

[cecilia]

haha. can you imagine sunsanee and leela going at each other throat? ..
i'm afraid my innocent soriya will be beaten up by these two -- but who know, if NARIN can be this bad -- perhaps SORIYA might step up the plate too Lol

 

[aikoden]

ahahaha omg.. this is hilarious XD lol.. ooo they're so bad lol..
ahahaha i wouldn't mind seein the jlr cast in here ahaha..
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! lol..

 

[fun]

haha. can you imagine sunsanee and leela going at each other throat? ..
i'm afraid my innocent soriya will be beaten up by these two -- but who know, if NARIN can be this bad -- perhaps SORIYA might step up the plate too Lol

Lee is a lot scarier than San lol but together, OMG a WWIII will occur.

 

[jeeja]

i laughed my butt of. this is freaken hilarious. i knew i gotta read it snice the title was so catchy.

Jerry! Jerry! haha...lol

 

[fun]

OMG this is like scary. I haven't watched Jerry Springer in years. But after reading this ff, I see it freaking everywhere. I went downstairs yesterday and the tv was turn on. It was Jerry Springer ahahahahahaha. And then the ads on SW, Jerry Springer rofl... I then logged onto my facebook, one of my friends was talking about the show. This is just too funny.

 

[Melissa]

Ch 4.


Jerry: *walks through audience* Yes , you have a comment.

Guy in audience: Yeah , the dude with no shirt. Why don't you and the real baby's daddy get together since ya'll seemed to like rollin' around on the floor so much!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!!!

Kawee: Come up on this stage and say that , punk!

Guy in audience: Bring it on *bleep*!

Audience: YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!!!

*Kawee tries charge into the audience and gets blocked by security*

Audience: LET HIM GO , LET HIM GO , LET HIM GO!!!!

Kawee: You're lucky this security stopped me from beatin' your punk ass!!


*Tom throws his shoe at the audience guy*

Jerry: Ok , you.

Girl in audience: Yeah , to the dad why are you sticking up for that skank ass wife. You know she doesn't want she want your son!

*audience is going insane*

Leela: *bleep* Who you callin' skank!!!!???? It's only one skank and I'm lookin' right the *bleep*! at her!

*girl in audience is laughing*

Leela: You better sit your ass down!

Audience: SKANK , SKANK , SKANK , SKANK!!!!!

*Leela is flipping the bird*

*Jerry walks around again*

*I'm an audience member , I raise my hand*

*Jerry walks over to me*

Jerry: You have a comment?

princess_azure: Yeah to the guy not wearing a shirt , what's his name?

Jerry: Kawee

princess_azure: Right...to Kawee , meet me after the show!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

princess_azure: Oh , and I want my Jerry beads!

*lifting my shirt*

Audience: YEAAAAHHHHH!!!! GO ON THE POLE , GO ON THE POLE , GO ON THE POLE!!!!!!

*I do a bad pole dance and go back to my seat with the beads*

Audience: JERRY , JERRY , JERRY , JERRY!!!!

*Kawee has a sheepish look*

Jerry:You!

fun4fun: Yeah at the the sister , you ain't nothing but a nasty *bleep*!

Audience: YEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Leela:You better sit your ass down!

Jerry: Yes , you have a comment.

Rose: To the pregnant girl , I ain't know you had it in you!

Narin: I did what I had to do!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

*Jerry walks over to me again with the mic*

princess_azure: We'll be back with Jerry's final thought!

Ch 5. later. Hahahahahahahahaha! Like how I feature some of us as audience members B) I'll do another Springer fic this time with the cast of JLR B)

 

[tastesweetlove]

LMAO. i cracked up the whole time i was reading this. i can totally see this on Jerry. I love the audience!!

one of JLR? LOL that would be hilarious!

 

[LimeGrass]

If you do make one for JLR, you should bring back Harin from the dead.

 

[fun]

that was too funny. i wonder how this will all play out. are they going to boot camp? lol

jerry meets jlr lol

 

[aikoden]

ahahaha oh shiznit! this is just too hilarious.. & omg.. even a jlr cast too eh.. ahaha.. SWEET.. XD