Spanish Word of the Day

noungning

noungning

Heartless
I got an email and I think it's funny so I wanted to share lol! try to be open minded, and it's a joke lol. :D

Spanish Words of the Day:


The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence
Pepito replies:


1. Cheese
Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars But my wife rectum!

8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with anothe r women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids
 
ohitsnoyyy

ohitsnoyyy

Mama Noy ♥️
:loool: thanks for the laugh Ning! I really like the cheese, mushroom & july one. :loool: I'm still laughing....!
 
S

shachibasha

psychotic
haha my schoolm newspaper use to always put this type of thing in the jokes section
 
judyp

judyp

sarNie Adult
lol. very cute. its like that old joke about a man who is trying to become a citizen and was asked to use green, pink and yellow in a sentence. his response: "when i hear, green, green, green. i pink up the phone and say yellow." :)
 
fun

fun

Expired Sarnie
judyp said:
lol. very cute. its like that old joke about a man who is trying to become a citizen and was asked to use green, pink and yellow in a sentence. his response: "when i hear, green, green, green. i pink up the phone and say yellow." :)
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I got one! Learn Chinese in 3 minutes:

English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?

English: It's very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?

English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?

English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?


English: I got this for free
Chinese: Ai No Pei

English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?
 
ChenrukNote

ChenrukNote

Goddess
LMAO. The Chinese ones aren't as funny as the Spanish ones but still funny nonetheless. Thanks for sharing Fun I had a good laugh.
 
sueliq

sueliq

sarNie Hatchling
I got one to add to Ning's List..

15. Defender
Today I got into an accident. but dun worry, its just defender.

hahaha.. :lol:
 
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