sure fire pick up lines

[iluvnumandoil]

a friend e-mailed me and i thought it's pretty funny

1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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[lady0fdarkness]

I like #3

LOL....

 

[hithxbye]

LOL
awesome, nothin better than cheesy pickup lines! hahahah

 

[margaretthao4]

man i sure do love the fart and diarrhea one. it never gets old to me. :loool:

 

[Azlisakhmer]

thnx iluvnumandoil that sure picked up my day today

 

[Azlisakhmer]

haha forgot to add luv the fart one also!

 

[shachibasha]

haha some dudes at my school still use some of this pick up lines it so funny!

 

[ohitsnoyyy]

OOOhhhh pick up lines! I loveeeee them!!! I got some... hehe


-Do you like bacon...? You wanna strip...?

-They call me "coffee" cuz I grind so fine.

-You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

-You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

-My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

-Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

I- feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

-I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

-Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

-You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

-Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.

-Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

-Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

-Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

-Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

-If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

-You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

-Damn girl... can I get some fries with that shake...?



Pick up lines make me blush & LMAO.

 

[fun]

-Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

I can't help but laugh my a$$ off, my friend's boyfriend used that line and they have been dating ever since then. :loool: