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Top 10 reasons you're MTT:
1. You are MTT if You own a green, purple, or yellow soccer shirt with a number 6 or 9 on the back and wear it daily...not to mention you also smell like hmong medicine.
2. You are MTT if You wear kato (Takraw), Bruce Lee kung-fu shoes and thailand flip flops with any type of pants.
3. You are MTT if you are dark and have hard elbows and ruff skin. You will also have a scare on your upper left arm or mid thigh from MTT needle shots coming to the U.S.
4. You are MTT if you cannot speak the "M" "N" or "R" clearly in English.
5. You are MTT if you use Tiger Balm as a medicine and rub it all over without taking showers for days. Or if you just smell like herb medicine. (In most Hmong houses you will smell sweat and Tiger Balm when a person is sick).
6. You are MTT if you haven't gone to the dentist since you've been in the U.S. the late 70's. - DANGER! - please go!
7. You are MTT if you call your wife "koj niam or meb-tauj" a slang for "honey" but sweeter and rougher.
8. You are MTT if you like to eat the chicken head and the butt. You burp without saying exuse me - but when you try to say it you say "kiss-me"
9. You are MTT if you hang underwear and bras all over your bathroom and use it as a dryer.
10. You are MTT if you don't agree with # 1-9.
If you want to see MTT's go to your local Hmong store or local events. Look for anyone with a pink umbrella and shades (flashy colors) during a hot sunny day. Anybody 35 or older is at high risk! Mostly men!
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Top 10 reasons you're MTT:
1. You are MTT if You own a green, purple, or yellow soccer shirt with a number 6 or 9 on the back and wear it daily...not to mention you also smell like hmong medicine.
2. You are MTT if You wear kato (Takraw), Bruce Lee kung-fu shoes and thailand flip flops with any type of pants.
3. You are MTT if you are dark and have hard elbows and ruff skin. You will also have a scare on your upper left arm or mid thigh from MTT needle shots coming to the U.S.
4. You are MTT if you cannot speak the "M" "N" or "R" clearly in English.
5. You are MTT if you use Tiger Balm as a medicine and rub it all over without taking showers for days. Or if you just smell like herb medicine. (In most Hmong houses you will smell sweat and Tiger Balm when a person is sick).
6. You are MTT if you haven't gone to the dentist since you've been in the U.S. the late 70's. - DANGER! - please go!
7. You are MTT if you call your wife "koj niam or meb-tauj" a slang for "honey" but sweeter and rougher.
8. You are MTT if you like to eat the chicken head and the butt. You burp without saying exuse me - but when you try to say it you say "kiss-me"
9. You are MTT if you hang underwear and bras all over your bathroom and use it as a dryer.
10. You are MTT if you don't agree with # 1-9.
If you want to see MTT's go to your local Hmong store or local events. Look for anyone with a pink umbrella and shades (flashy colors) during a hot sunny day. Anybody 35 or older is at high risk! Mostly men!
fueydesign.com
