Hi! I’m Urassaya Sperbund! My nickname is Yaya so please do call me that. I am currently 24 yrs. old. I have brown chocolate eyes (literally I LOVE CHOCOLATE), I have light skin, but sometimes I can be pale after having diarrhea or nausea. I am of average height for a woman my size; I also have silky brownish-black hair that flow all the way to my mid-back. Okay! Enough of describing myself! Let’s get to the story!
It all started when I met that son of a—wait! No! His mother is an angel. No! No! NOOOOO! I can’t disrespect his angel mother. So, it all started when I met that Great Dane! Oh wait now I’m insulting his mother by saying she gave birth to a dog! Oy!!! Is there any way I can curse him without disrespecting his mother? Aish!
It started when I met that DARK PRINCE!! He’s such a mean scamp. I wonder how all the co-workers put up with him! He’s so irritating. Every time I see him at work I just feel like punching his pesky and braggingly handsome face! Ok! On with the story!
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Chapter 1
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Yaya’s eyes opened. Slam!
“I GET IT STUPID ALARM CLOCK!!! I’M UP!!!! I’M UP!!!”
Yaya finally slapped the right button. The ringing stopped.
Ah! Yes! That alarm clock is really annoying every morning! She had thought. She rolled out of bed.
BAM!
“OUCH!”
She felt a sharp pain on her face. She moaned in pain, agony, and laziness altogether.
“I just had to roll.” she scolded herself. The carpet floor muffled her voice. She moaned and rolled to her back. She moaned again then finally got up. She picked up a remote on her nightstand and pressed play. คนใจง่าย by Ice Saranyu played (the song was also on repeat). She danced to the bathroom while singing and freshening up.
After freshening up, she headed downstairs and prepared breakfast, still dancing. Her dancing made it hard to pour juice in her glass and milk into her cereal.
“Jud! Ja dada! Jud! Jud ja dada woo!” she repeated with him as the song ended. She also had finished eating and washing the dishes. She turned off the stereo with another remote on the dining table.
She hummed the song and ran towards the door, grabbing her work stuff along the way out. She locked up and danced happily along the sidewalk.
“Hey mister! Hey miss!” she called happily to people she passed by that glanced at her. She reached the building in no time.
“Hey Yaya!” the rather cute security guard smiled and greeted her. He opened the door for her.
“Hey and thanks Jason!” she greeted back and grinned at her full-Thai-blooded friend.
“Hey wait!”
Yaya turned back. Her cheesy grin was still stuck on her face.
“Would you like to have dinner with me and my family? Kimmy and Mint has been asking to see you too.” Jason asked nervously.
“Sure! I haven’t spent time with Kim and Mint in a long time too!”
“See you at 7!” he called before she turned around.
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“She’s coming! She’s coming!!” one of the fan-guys called out. The group of fan-guys rushed over and made two separate lines.
Yaya walked in. She jumped when she saw guys lined up with flowers in their hands. All sorts of them—from tulips, roses, daises, etc…
“These are for you.” they all exclaimed. She jumped back and smiled nervously. It had only been 2 months since she had come to work and on the second day ‘till this day, the guys still managed to surprise her.
“Please take mine first.” a guy in a purple button-up shirt and white tie exclaimed.
“No! Take mine!” a guy in about his mid-30s argued. Other guys pitched in. The girls nearby glared at her. She knew those eye—the eyes of jealousy. A woman in her early 20s stood up.
“You cheat! We’ve been married for 2 weeks and you already cheat on me!!?” She stocked up to the second man that had approached Yaya. He dropped his flowers. He had totally forgotten that she worked with him. His wife grabbed his ear and dragged him behind the doors (to beat him up of course). People ignored the yelps of pain from the man.
Yaya flinched as the arguing began again.
“Uh. HEY! Guys! If you really want my attention then please give the flowers to the person you think is the prettiest and had a crush on!”
Guys stalked up to her. She hesitated.
“I mean besides me!”
The guys ran to the girls they had a crush on and gave them the flowers.
“You…. You think I’m pretty? And… you had a… a crush on me?” she heard a woman ask while she headed to her desk.
“Well, yes. I’ve liked you since high school through college but I never had the courage to face you. But I know what you’re thinking. Yeah I finally got the courage when Yaya asked but that was the first time someone smacked my instincts. And the reason I gave up on you was because I thought I would never get the courage. But that’s all changed. So, if you go out with me, I won’t bother Yaya again.” the guy in the purple shirt and white tie explained to his secret crush.
Yaya secretly rooted for the woman to agree.
“Okay.” the woman shyly answered.
“Yes!” Yaya’s fist pumped out into the air. People stared, including the new couple.
“Sorry I was too happy for you.” she partially told the truth. The couple smiled. He gave his woman a hug.
The manager, who was also one of Yaya’s fan-boys, yelled out.
“Get back to work!!!”
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“He’s coming! The Prince is coming! He’s coming!!” one of the fan-girls cried out. Yaya rolled her eyes. The other guys rolled their eyes as well. Nadech walked in and smiled at his fan-girls. Some fainted on the spot.
They just couldn’t get enough of me. I couldn’t blame them. I understood. Even I can’t get enough of myself.
“PRINCE NADECH! PLEASE EXCUSE MY INSOLENCE BUT PLEASE MARRY ME!!” a scrawny woman yelled out to me. He chuckled lightly at her proposal. He took off the sunglasses.
“Hey. Being rude here, have you looked at yourself in the mirror today or ever since you were born? I pity your parents. They must have not meant to make you on purpose. Let alone, give birth to you at all.”
He laughed blissfully as if it was the funniest thing in the world. Some rotten girls joined in with him. Other girls tended to the heart-stricken girl. The nice ones pulled her away and stopped smiling at the handsome prince.
“He’s such a jerk.” one of the nice girls mumbled. Nadech’s left eye twitched. He glared.
“What impertinent human said that? Repeat that!”
Yaya finally had enough. She was trying to get her work done and that Prince Jerk just HAD to keep disrupting her. Prince or not she was going to stand up! Literally.
Yaya slammed her fists on her desk and stood up (A/N: See! I told you she was literally going to stand up). Nadech placed his eyes on her.
“I SAID ‘Of course she couldn’t look in the mirror when she was born. Dumb @$$! When they are newborn babies, they can’t frecken open their eyes so how the h3ll are they supposed to look in a mirror!? Gosh Sherlock!”
Nadech’s eyes widened. Did this wench just smart-talked me?
“No! It is called explaining.”
His eyebrows tried to connect with each other.
You’re not even using honorifics. And wench! Stop reading my mind!
“I will NOT use honorifics with a jerk like you. And I am NOT a wench! Also, I am NOT reading your mind! Your expression through your eyes and face tell me everything! I will also NOT back up though I feel I am on the verge of getting fired!”
His eye twitched again.
“Jerry, Ae, catch that woman and bring her to my office.” ordered Nadech to his two bodyguards. They went to fetch her. Jerry grabbed her right arm. Ae grabbed her left.
They ignored her bad-mouthing and protests. Nadech took a close look at her and smiled.
“Scratch that. Let’s go to my private penthouse.”
People gasped. Yaya’s eyes filled with horror. Just what exactly had she gotten herself in to?
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Sorry this is so short. And this copy-paste thing and the alignment is SO IRRITATING!! SO I just had it aligned like this. Chapter 2 coming up soon! Well maybe not soon but later.