yo' momma

[iluvnumandoil]

i dont know if any of you guys have seen the show, but it anyways since sarn has the fob jokes, i thought post some of yo' momma jokes

 

[sallysosilly727]

ive seen it a couple of times. some are funny and some are not

 

[st_nba]

I watch that show too. Agree. Some of the joke are funny and some of them are plain 'ol lame. I'd watch the show over Kim Possible though. I hate it when Wilma says "A thousand dollars in cash money".

One was talking about how asians had car insurance and the other dude said something like we should since half of our family members were in the fast and the furious...or something close to that.

 

[iluvnumandoil]

yo' momma so stupid, when she fell i didnt wanna laugh but why the ground cracked up

 

[natty]

One was talking about how asians had car insurance and the other dude said something like we should since half of our family members were in the fast and the furious...or something close to that.

[post="108511"][/post]​

:lmao: lol omg i should put that in the "You know you're a fob..."

You know you're a FOB/FOP if you drive a rice rocket and your favorite movie is The Slow and the Gay.. :lmao:

 

[BlueMoon]

I saw some of that show....lol brings back memories of those days where Yo' Mama jokes were hot!

Anyways I watched that hookup up shows with the parents chooses the boyfriend...omg crack me up....so bad...it's so funny when the 'rejects' diss back....

 

[sarN]

yo momma so fat dat when god say " let it be light" he have to shout from above " move out the way lady !!" ..... LOL >>> i rip it off from some show i forgot hhahaha

 

[STIMA]

is this show on disney channel? THE kids at my workplace was talking about it..and i was like o_oo wat a bad influencee LOLL...i always thot disney channel was an educational thing..O at my workplace the liil kids were makin up some funnyyyy lame JOKES LIKE..."ur momma is so fat she made friends witih an elephant" LOL

my fav yo momma line is YO MOMMA SO FAT that when she went to school, she sat next to everyone!! <--from fresh prince of bel-air lol

 

[st_nba]

is this show on disney channel? THE kids at my workplace was talking about it..and i was like o_oo wat a bad influencee LOLL...i always thot disney channel was an educational thing..O at my workplace the liil kids were makin up some funnyyyy lame JOKES LIKE..."ur momma is so fat she made friends witih an elephant" LOL

my fav yo momma line is YO MOMMA SO FAT that when she went to school, she sat next to everyone!! <--from fresh prince of bel-air lol

[post="108697"][/post]​

No, it isn't a show on the Disney Channel. It airs on MTV. The host of the show is Wilma Valderama...you know the guy on That 70's show and the one who use to date Lindsay Lohan.

 

[tye-niranh]

I saw it once and I think it's so funny!!!

 

[iluvnumandoil]

you so ugly when you were born the doctor put you in a incubator with tinted windows

 

[~Sandy~]

Yo mamma so fat, she used Hwy 90 as a slip n slide.

Gosh, i had a notebook full of yo mamma and you're so dumb jokes. The good old days LOL

 

[cecilia]

yo momma so fat dat when god say " let it be light" he have to shout from above " move out the way lady !!" ..... LOL >>> i rip it off from some show i forgot hhahaha

[post="108669"][/post]​

i like this..i havent' hear it before.. :loool: :loool:

 

[anjos]

I like this show.... some of the joke is very funny.... :lmao: :loool:

 

[KawaiiTennyo]

some jokes they use are like on the internet haha I only like the ones that they made up themselves.. i was wondering is it only airing in california?! .. because wilmer said that he's going to our neighborhood I wonder if he goes nation wide?!

 

[Mann]

this show is freakin funny lolz

 

[khmai_gurl]

i like these:

yo mama is so fat that when she went to night school she got counted absent

yo mama is so black that when she ate a tootsieroll she had to wear white gloves