My Sister taking a note to the office to excuse her for tomorrow (Good Friday):
Her: Umm...I won't be coming to school tomorrow because I have church, but I don't know what for.
Office: You don't know why you're going to Church tomorrow? You don't know what tomorrow is?
Her: I don't know, we just
switched to Christianity 2 Months ago. My mom's making us go tomorrow.
Yeahhh...a embarassing lie. She just wanted to skip school. Sometimes she says some of the most dumbest things ever...she should have just dropped off the note and walked away.