Peter and Arisoya silently try to sneak out the condo while Tik was busy doing his victory dance. They didn’t make it to door in time ---
“ ..baby ! where you going !..” shouted Tik
Both friends was alarm by the voice and quickly turn around .
“..well, you said after I sign the contract we can leave ..” said Arisoya while standing behind Peter
“ ..baby , you didn’t ask me what days of the week---”
“…what day then ? ..” she interrupted
“ ..every weekend ..”
“…ugh , fine!..”
“…baby ..also---
Before Tik can finish the sentence , the two friend ran out the condo . Something isn’t right , as he stare at the open door ! He have a sneaky feeling Arisoya will try to escape and if she does, then she is tasteless!! To resist his good look and charming personality! He admit he was a bit rough on approaching her but normally any girl will melt to his flirtatious by now !!! So , how come this girl is so difference from his other girls ? But it doesn't matter ...saturday is only two more days away ….
Meanwhile , at Tutuorson ‘s residence in Arisoya room .
“ …ah, girl ..you will need sweater ..” said Peter while digging through the closet trying to find warm clothes for his friend . They plan on packing their belonging tonight and leave in the morning
“…just grab anything , I can always buy more clothes in Paris..” reply Arisoya while gathering up cream product and makeup at the dressing table
“…ah, girl. How long we going stay there ? ..”
“ …I really don’t know but once I’m there im going tell my dad everything and im sure he can help me ..”
“…what I give to have your life !! Getting chase by a hot guy, who after my kiwi ! So romantic !!..”
“…shut up peter ! he might be good looking but he sick in the head !!...”
“…ah , girl . You just admit he good looking !!..”
“..i mean …whatever , just know i hate him !..”
“... you stay with the man in his one room condo for 2 days and nothing sparkle ? Did he try to advantage of you ?..”
“ ..yes he did ! several attempt ! that sex manic ! he even yank the towel from my chest ..!”
“..ah! that mean he seen your kiwi ! no wonder he so flame up yesterday and if I wasn’t in the room he probable take you on the kitchen table !!! …I wonder how his banana look like …hmmm”
“ ..shut up !!! ..”
“…seriously girl, you never saw it !..”
“ ..never … but his girlfriend blurted out 6’inch the other day .. ..”
“…girl ! Thats 1’inch longer than an average Asian men ..”
“..hey!!! aren’t you suppose to be gay ? ..”
“..i prefer to be call a woman trap in a man body and did you know a recent global sex survey found that 70% of Thai women cannot achieve orgasm . Our Thai men are bunch of inconsiderate corn dog that only think about their pleasure!! ..” said Peter and close the suitcase fiercely , a bit shaken thinking about insensitive men ! This is one of the reason why he prefer being a female because men are disgusting—but then again who he kidding , handsome men are to die for. Peter secretly smile to himself thinking about Tik.
“…shut up !..” Arisoya turn reddens after hearing the statement and thought about Tik being one of those corn dog. Yes, he is inconsiderate! Only thinking about his selfish need by putting her in this ridiculous scandal! That womanizer!
“… Don’t worry ! Beside, you won’t be here to found out if you part of that 70% and if he is one of those inconsiderate partner ..hehehe ” Peter giggle and Arisoya grab a near by pillow to throw at him .
"...shut up !!.."
“..girl! No, need to get physical! ..”
“…then stop reminding me --- “
“…of his banana ..” he interrupted
“ …shut up ! shut up !!..”
They argue and fought with each other till bed time. The next morning they gather up all their baggage and drove to the airport . It was around 7am when they arrive at the destination and their plane leave in 2hr . They waited at the gate entrance , Arisoya was reading magazines while Peter apply makeup on his face .
“ .. girl . You think he will follow us here ? ..” said Peter
“..impossible…. unless you tell him ..”
“ …of course not. I mean ….come on now . It obvious you are repulsive by him , wouldn’t that give him a clue that you might run on the date you suppose to go see him ? ..”
“…um..well..it doesn’t matter now, we about to go on board in 1hr..”
“…im thinking to much right? Well, let just pray he doesn’t show up – “
“..HEY !! Arisoya!!..” shouted Tik
Peter and Arisoya recognize the voice . They turn to look and saw Tik running toward them at the distance of 20 feet away . They panic and silently scream at each other . Damn it ! The devil arrives on time. Arisoya took off running the opposite direction leaving her friend behind . Peter was shaken , not knowing what to do as he turn to watch the devil approaching him and back to Arisoya , who by now probable reach the end of the world . Peter scream once Tik stop in front of him
“ …shut up !” shouted Tik
Peter immediately cover his mouth , fearing the devil might snap his head off .
“..where is Arisoya !!..” demanded Tik
“..t t t t…shh shh she went to use the lady room ..” Peter stammer while chatter his teeth .
Tik glare at the shaken hen with smoke coming out of his eye and then turn to the direction he saw Arisoya . He search around for any sign of her and blindly run toward the crowded people shouting Arisoya! Arisoya! Arisoya! Everyone thought he was crazy and watch him asking stranger if they seen a girl running . Tik wasn’t about to give up and run around like a wild horse. Arsioya was hiding inside a gift shop and using a newspaper to cover her face while looking out for herself . That fool!! She can hear him a mile away . Shouting as if he a kid looking for his mother . She look down at her watch , 20min till her plane leave . If only she can run back to the gate without getting caught and get on the plane . All this will be over!! She take a deep breath, throwing down the newspaper and ran toward the gate . So far so good she thought and saw Peter waving at her as she was closing in on him – but how come Peter ‘s face look as if he want to cry ? Is he waving at her to goes the other way or telling her to hurry up ???? Just as she fear, the devil jump from nowhere and blocked Peter .
“ ..baby , I knew you were coming back so i waited ..” said Tik and grab a hold of her arm before she can run away .
“ ..let me go ! ..” she cries
“ …nope , you owe me 2 night a week ..” he lift her up and throw her on his shoulder like a cave man bring his woman home . Her head was hanging down from behind him as she scream and hit his back . Everyone in the airport was shock and some even laugh. Tik smile while explaining to everyone that the girl on his back is his wife and she was trying to run away from him “ …my wife is very jealous ..” said Tik and hurry out the airport toward his car .
“ ..put me down you sicko!! put me down !!...”
“ ..baby , we have a deal . don’t worry , our first night will be special .. I promise ..” he chuckle
“..no ! no ! over my dead body..”
“…your body won’t be dead with me over you , trust me . You ever saw a fish on dry land ? Imagine your body flipping like that ”
“ ..ahhh …let go !..”
He swing the car door open and dump her body into the passenger seat. He grab the handcuff from behind the seat and cuff her wrist to the car handle. He goes inside the car from the other side and close the door . Arisoya was cursing and jerking her hand to get free while he start the engine and zoom off. He was annoyed by her screaming and turn on the radio voulme to full MAX . She was force to sit quietly after she run out of breath . He drove for hours , heading out of town . They finally reach the destination at his beach house out in Pruket . She was asleep and he decided not wake her up , he uncuff her wrist and carry her inside the house . He laid her on the bed and went to lock all the door and window . Unless she know magic and can do a disappear act, there no way she can escapes this time ! He a wolf !