FICTION DISCUSSION

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are definitely NOT! :rolleyes: However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.

FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!

BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!


VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!
 

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
OMG I missed a lot!!! sniff sniff :( i'm so behind... ekkk Prof Nikki! don't fail me!!!
If you are looking for sex songs I got some. muahahah

Salt & Pepper : Push It ; let's talk about sex
2 live Crew: Me so Horny

:loool: :loool: :loool:

thanks for suggesting some songs... I need to listen some of those kind of songs for my fanfic... :lol:
 

nikki1786

LizQuen
teacher nikki!! I'm lovin' the HORNYSCOPE!!! :loool:
LMAO... i like virgo with eye contact before they do it... just with a glance, it has a thousand meanings, but in true zodiac signs... mine was ARIES and GEMINI are compatible with me, especially ARIES.

p.s.
the horniest zodiac here is none other than SCORPIO... :loool: i wonder if who other SCORPIOS here aside from Anie :loool:

thanks for suggesting some songs... I need to listen some of those kind of songs for my fanfic... :lol:

speaking of fan fic.... there will be a HORNYscope scene in ONSO 2 also :loool: Aum as Pisces and Aff as Scorpio... LOL no wonder.
 

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are definitely NOT! :rolleyes: However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.

FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!

BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!
VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!
wuuu....never knew u were so wild DONNA!spontaneous sexuality eh! :loool:

LMAO... i like virgo with eye contact before they do it... just with a glance, it has a thousand meanings, but in true zodiac signs... mine was ARIES and GEMINI are compatible with me, especially ARIES.

p.s.
the horniest zodiac here is none other than SCORPIO... :loool: i wonder if who other SCORPIOS here aside from Anie :loool:
speaking of fan fic.... there will be a HORNYscope scene in ONSO 2 also :loool: Aum as Pisces and Aff as Scorpio... LOL no wonder.
OIIIIII!!!
is scorpio the horniest???it said ONE of the horniest signs lol :loool:
other than me would be Sandy or better known as LoveIt! in SW.....lol....u juz wana make aff so horny dont u...geez
im such a innoncet gurl.......NOT! :loool:
 

sarN

sarNie Granny
PISCES
Feb 20 - March 20

Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual fantasies
Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you! When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in the mood. One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy! ending themselves.
FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!
BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything
PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit flighty. But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!
PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows there are more exciting options at hand.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!
LMAO...im a pisces
 

nikki1786

LizQuen
wuuu....never knew u were so wild DONNA!spontaneous sexuality eh! :loool:
OIIIIII!!!
is scorpio the horniest???it said ONE of the horniest signs lol :loool:
other than me would be Sandy or better known as LoveIt! in SW.....lol....u juz wana make aff so horny dont u...geez
im such a innoncet gurl.......NOT! :loool:
LMAO... but i guess its the HORNIEST... coz when they do it... dirty the better.... :loool:

LMAO...im a pisces
:loool: :loool: :loool: in short Pisces wants romantic movers~! :D
 

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
LMAO...im a pisces
lol...pisces is very romantic....
Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you!
....... :loool:

FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!
..... :blink: ........ :loool:

BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything
why is this crackin me up????why do u have a copy of kama sutra while i got some balls sumthin :loool:


LMAO... but i guess its the HORNIEST... coz when they do it... dirty the better.... :loool:
oi....sagitarius is baddd too...u r very dominant n BAD when u have sex....lmao! :loool:
 

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
muahahaha....PZE is a gemini!!!!

naughty pzee....

GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the intellect, then satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car.

:loool:

omg...this is crackin me up!
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
not INTERESTING huh CANCER granny!

CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a Cancer woman?

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going. Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her. It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off the walls in no time!
right....granny :loool: :loool: :loool:

this is freaking hilarious!!..everyone is trying to explore their wild sides... :loool:
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
lol i see nikki...this is one wild and krazy thread!!! :lol:
 

ohitsnoyyy

Mama Noy ♥️
SCORPIO: October 24 - November 22
Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.

SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom. Just don't piss her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get you back, and it's a game
of one-upmanship you will never win.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.
hahahaha. this is funny! Beware fellas... i will bite... in BED :loool: Oh mann.... guys are always intimidated when i tell them i'm a scorpio. :lol:
 

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
this is freaking hilarious!!..everyone is trying to explore their wild sides... :loool:
muahaha....im trying to explore everyones wild side....LOL!

lol i see nikki...this is one wild and krazy thread!!! :lol:
yeaaaaa.....n i keep on coming here for no reason...WHY?!??!

lol... :loool: :loool: :loool: krazy but knowledgeable ^_^ :loool:
i agree lol....knowledge u cant get frm other forums :loool:
 

ohitsnoyyy

Mama Noy ♥️
since this thread is officially a sex thread, i'd like to share something with you all. I'm actually taking a human sexuality class & today, my professor was taking about sex & spirituality. He told use to:

"Have an orgasm, get closer to God."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
since this thread is officially a sex thread, i'd like to share something with you all. I'm actually taking a human sexuality class & today, my professor was taking about sex & spirituality. He told use to:

"Have an orgasm, get closer to God."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO noy...wahhh teachers now adays.!!!... :loool:
 
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