2PM interview with thai magazine “OHO” Part 1
Source: OHO magazine Credit oneday-room+muizism.wordpress.com
The interviewer, Hoi, is a funny guy so whatever he says in this interview pls don’t be misunderstood. Because this interview is quite different so I want you guys to know^^
Hoi: I quickly introduce myself, my name is Hoi (Junsu tries to pronounce it but why it comes out so weird?)
Junsu: Hoiiii (means “hanging”)
Hoi: Not Hoiiii but Hoi, it means “shell” ok? (while the other members are trying real hard to pronounce my name, Wooyoung and Junho walks in with doing “sawassdee krab”. Followed by Jaebeom and Khun)
Hoi: I’ll tell you again that we’ll do this interview comfortably. Relaxxxx, you guys look tried, do you?
Taec: No, we’re not.
Hoi: Really? (look at his face again) but you look extremely tired. I saw you take a nap a while ago.
Khun: Actually, he can sleep all the time since he exhausts all his energy.
Hoi: And what about you, Junsu? Are you sick? Why are you covering your mouth with cloth all the time?
Junsu: No, it’s a fashion. I cover my chin.
Hoi: Why chin? Is it not pretty? (I’m wondering)
Khun: It’s beautiful.
Hoi: If so, could I have a look? (Junsu takes it off…wow, what a sexy chin) Who’s the youngest?
Khun: This one (he points at Chansung. As soon as I see, my mouth is faster than my thought, I cry “Oh my God!!!!!” Upon hearing my exclamation, Khun bursts out laughing.)
Hoi: Why are you laughing?
Khun: Everyone is like that when they know.
Hoi: Aii..he’s the youngest with this height. Anyways, Chansung, let’s compare our heights (I’m as tall as his chin!!!! Are you human or a light pole???) Have you gone anywhere other than working?
Khun: Well, we just got back from Pattaya.
Junho: We had swum in the swimming pool.
Hoi: How about it? Is it salt?
Junho: Not at all, it’s yummy (I’m lost by his answer..do singers drink water in the pool? If you think that this answer is weird, let’s hear next one) It tasted like watermelon juice (see everyone? After got confused with him..let’s move on)
Hoi: Is there a place you want to go in Thailand?
Khun: Pukhet. I just finished filming a commercial for Tourism Authority of Thailand in Pukhet and I told the others how beautiful it was so they all want to go.
Hoi: Do you like thai food?
Everybody: YESSSSSSSSS (in harmony)
Hoi: What is your fave dish?
Khun: Kra-prao-kai Kai-dao (stir-fried chicken with chilli and holy basil topped with fried egg)
Junho: Kao pad moo (pork fried rice)
Jaebeom: Kao pad (fried rice)
Taec: Tangmo pan aka watermelon juice (speak clearly)
Wooyoung: Padthai
Chansung: Padthai (with thumps up!)
Hou: Having seen you guys eat only, fried rice, tangmo pan, padthai. Today I prepare thai desserts for you (Do you believe that they star at it w/o blinking? Esp, the tall youngest, Chansung. Seeing his twinkling eyes, I’m dying to tease him so I joke) This is for a look not eat. (After hearing my words, they all cry in disappointment. I think to myself “These boys are so cute”) I’m joking, you can eat it. First one is called “Ja Monggut” try saying its name..
Everybody: Ja Monggut. (in harmony again)
Hoi: Good. It’s a dessert in ancient times. It tastes good, try it (now Ja monggut is taking a tour in 2PM’s hands. Then Taecyeon says)
Taec: I’d like to try something else.
Hoi: As requested ( I pick up next one) this one is “Kai(egg) Dinosaur” there’s candies inside.
Khun: I used to eat it, yummy (and put it into his mouth)
Hoi: Another one, it’s called “Kanom nang led” good one too. (I give a basket of it to Khun) try it
Khun: You’re not recording “Sarane (hidden camera type of show)” are you?
Hoi: No. I’m here for interviewing you.
Khun: You must have hidden cameras somewhere.
Hoi: Absolutely not. I’m not only good-looking but also reliable.(means you can trust me)
Khun: For real?
Hoi: Yesss. Let’s continue, this question someone else asked me to ask you guys. Do you have girlfriends?
Everybody: We’re desperately longing for ones.
Hoi: If you want it that much, why don’t you get one? You’re so handsome.
Taec: Maybe we’re too busy. I work around the clock.
Khun: Some member(s) had one (s) but broke up already.
Hoi: What’s your type, Khun?
Khun: Names or types?
Hoi: Whatever..
Khun: Jessica Alba. I like someone who’s sexy and cute.
2PM interview with thai magazine “OHO” Part 2
Hoi: Do you need mother’s consent if you’re going to have a girlfriend, Khun?
Khun: My mom is fine with it.
Hoi: But she’s now looking serious. How about you, Taecyeon?
Taec: Anyone that I like the most.
Hoi: Inclusive answer. So who is the one you like?
Taec: It changes every day.
Hoi: How about this girl (I take out a photo of an actress called Ploy). Can she be that one?
Taec: We met her last time we came to Thailand.
Hoi: Not only this I also have a message from her to Taecyeon (As I’m reading to him and he’s all ears listening to it, I see Chansung’s hands reaching out. I think he’s going to take Ploy’s photo for sure but I’m wrong. His hands moves pass it and stop at bamboos. He’s so adorable, having no interest in girls but toys instead. He’s really a boy!) Can she make an appearance in you MV?
Taec: Have to ask Khun first.
Khun: Why ask me???
Taec: Then, it’s ok.
Khun: Ploy nuna is really beautiful.
Hoi: Yeah, she is but seems like your friends now enjoy eating the most (They’re busy with eating. Esp, Chansung, the youngest, he won’t stop chewing. And the others? See it yourself!) Next question, Jaebeom, do you want to have double eyslids? (everyone is laughing but not for jaebom)
Jaebeom: Nope, don’t think it goes well with me (opens his eyes widely)
Hoi: You’re already good with what you have. Besides eyes, I heard that you have nice abs. Any advices?
Jaebeom: You have to work out and do sit-ups often.
Hoi: I did do sit-ups but this all I have. Wooyoung, you really have a fair skin, ever had zits?
Wooyoung: Yes, I had.
Hoi: How do you take care of it then?
Wooyoung: Frequently wash my face.
Hoi: I wash my face 10 times a day, still dark skin I have.
Wooyoung : (laughing his head off)
Hoi: And Chansung, why do you like kissing members’ cheeks? I also have evidence here (show it to him. After seeing it, he says )
Chansung: I wasn’t kissing him. I just talked to Khun and he just turned to me. (who are you trying to fool!? You were really going to kiss him!!!! Aigooo…you like kissing members, you like skinships!!! Do you want nuna to capture it for you huh? huh?)
Hoi: It was so close that I thought you were filming love scene.
Chansung: Yeah, it was love scene.
Hoi: Well, then, want to have a love scene with me? (Chansung’s got taken aback and just gives me a smirk instead of replying…scared, don’t you?) Will you guys come back again?
Khun: Yes, we’ll come back…to film “Saranae (hidden camera show)” are you filming us now? (what a curious boy!..ok, if you say so..)
Hoi: I am. You see that black spot over there? That’s where we hid a camera (I point at a lamp. Now it’s time for chaos. They look at where I’m pointing, Junho even go to have a look at it) Last question, tell me honestly, with a look like me, can I join the team?
Taec: You can but you have to show us back tumblings.
Hoi: If I can do it, I’ll get to join the team then.
Khun: But you must do it backwards.
Hoi: Don’t challenge me, it’s a piece of cake (I kneel a bit and both jump and turn sideway. As expected, lots of boohoos followed by “!@@@#$$#@$%%(%)%@$%” which Khun translate to me)
Khun: They said that you got fired!
Hoi: Tell them that in thai language, we call this “nonsense (/rubbish)”