A stupid horoscope with a funny game

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pleang sney

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When i wake up in the morning, i r ^_^ eally don't appreciate to find stuff like that in my mail , <_< especially right now, but well,..someone send it and i just want to show it...take time to read this topic and u will laugh about what come after the horoscope ( <_< i hope so...)

1. the stupid horoscope ( even if more of the thing are true..i don't find funny the curse that come after... -_- )

Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.


VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you
ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.


SCORPIO - The Addict

Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor.
Energetic. Predict future. Always get what they want.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


LIBRA - The Lame One
EXTREMELY adorable. GREAT kisser. Nice to everyone they meet. Their
Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.
Excellent
kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16
years of bad luck if you do not forward.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2
years of bad luck if you do not forward


GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know
where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to
make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward


LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when
found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.

Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling
stories. Not a Fighter, But wil l Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last
word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but
in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or
she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent.
Sexy. Predict future.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely
fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of
a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15
years of bad luck if you do not forward.


SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal.
Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being
in long relationships. So much love to give.
Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They
meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own
unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Don’t miss your chance to WIN 10 hours of private jet travel from Microsoft® Office Live



2. The game ( really funny .. ^_^ )

Pick the month you were born in
Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I killed
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I raped
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I slept with
Dec - I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the colour of the top your wearing now...
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

i ran naked with a french fry because i love marijuana :loool:
 
KhoOnxNouxWanxJai

KhoOnxNouxWanxJai

Staff member
LOL Lilly !!!


LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when
found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Very Untrue o____O lol

and umm hahah

I Needed a Homeless guy because the lil people told me to... doesn't sound that funny muahah LOL if I didn't change before reading this it would have been I needed a homeless guy because I have Amazing Boobs lmfao!!
 
triANGgo

triANGgo

lekie_lucious
Hey Hey No Hating Guys....... i thought that it was cool cause it's horoscopes so i thought why not share.... who cares about the bad luck thingy that they have down there, it's really nothing threat'n, and if u dont believe that's good, but if u do believe in this shit about the bad luck thingy that that's just bullshit!!! it really does describe what kinda person u are and that's why i sent it...ahahhahhah *again.... I SAW THAT NING* :p lol
 
dfemc

dfemc

sarNie Adult
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal.
Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being
in long relationships. So much love to give.
Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They
meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own
unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Don’t miss your chance to WIN 10 hours of private jet travel from Microsoft® Office Live

hahhaha...yo kev, as sagi's we're closer to that chance in the list, and i guess u get to be "pretty" too. hahahha the "long relationships" part is hmm, questionable. :lol: "not the kind of person you wanna messs with-", i like :loool:

n i guess, "i smoke with a glass of (soy)milk because i'm sexy as hell"....oh yeah.
 
marduk

marduk

Sarnie Clown!
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent.
Sexy. Predict future.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely
fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Yah, that was generally true. ;) However, someone explain to me why Capricorns had the most number of years of bad luck if we don't forward it?

As for the last part....

"I smoked with a lesbian because that is how I roll."

That's bad ass. :dude:
 
noungning

noungning

Heartless
"i ate out a cat because i have a noodle in my nose" wow totally makes sense... i think :wacko:

:dude: but i love this icon muahahah
 
triANGgo

triANGgo

lekie_lucious
Muddie Murda said:
You got it from lek huh!?!? Kill lek! lol jk jk :D

Yeah I was smiling :p
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Hey Hey, i saw that muddie.... i'll remember to exclude all the haters (jk) and just add Marduk, Kevin, Tim as one of the ladies i can send stuff too :p...... barney taught me "SHARE"N IS CARING"!!!! :w-scene-pop-corn:

anyways let me share mines:

LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when
found.

lol..... agree's on majority of it, especially on the TALKATIVE..heeh :p
 
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*Ice*

sarNie Adult
ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.
Excellent
kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16
years of bad luck if you do not forward.


I raped YOUR MOM (mam) because I'm a pimp and your jealous
 
ijohn

ijohn

sarNie Adult
CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.

Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling
stories. Not a Fighter, But wil l Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


this is me and i would have to say i am very spontaneous sometimes and i do have a bad side well more dark then bad i like to get more then even with someone when people get on my bad side...lmao
 
bunniii

bunniii

sarNie Elites
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. It can be somtime
Loves being in long relationships. I do
Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing. People said i am.. But i don't think so!! :p
Loves to help people in times of need. Do you think i'm a good uploader?!! B)
Good kisser. Have to ask my bf
Good personality.
Stubborn. Totaly
A caring person. One of a kind. Only if i want to
Not one to mess with.
Are the most attractive people on earth! Yeah baby!!
15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


Hahaha! I :r-scene-pop-corn: an easter egg because i'm sexy as hell
 
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pleang sney

Guest
woah Bunniii where are u girl? or should i say where are u my delicious rabbit? ^_^ ....moi qui justement voulait un lapin pour le dinner.... :rolleyes:
 
klarissa

klarissa

sarNie Hatchling
i ran naked with your mom because that's how i roll ...TOTALLY MAKES SENSE! :arrg:


LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when
found.

darn right!
 
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XCappy

Mr. Char
With all other mails with years of bad luck, I think I reach several centuries :(.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy : I think so.
Attractive : /
Great kisser : I can speak, and eat, and kiss with a chocolate mouth.
One of a kind : Bet, Call, Raise, Re-Raise, All-in => Four of a kind ! That's poker, baby !
Loves being in long-term relationships : Hope
Extremely energetic : Energetic drinks / Vodka, and here I go on the dancefloor...
Unpredictable : /
Will exceed your expectations : ?
Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out : Too nice... or not.
2 years of bad luck if you do not forward : 2 + (100)^n ...

Feb - I killed

14 - a cat

Black - because im sexy as hell

So : I killed a cat because i'm sexy as hell.

WTH :D
 
sarN

sarN

sarNie Granny
PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last
word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but
in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or
she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



"I ran shirtless with an orange because I have AMAZING boobs'



OMG >>>> ~~~~my milk shake bring all the boys to my yard~~~ :yahoo:
 
sabrinajenn

sabrinajenn

sarNie Juvenile
^LOL Sarn.


TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive.
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing.
Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser.
Good personality. Stubborn.
A caring person.
One of a kind.
Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

hmm I guess some of it can be true, though not the tramp part. lol


And wth: I raped a condom because I have AMAZING boobs.... :rolleyes:

:dude: < love that emoticon
 
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pleang sney

Guest
bunniii said:
Hahahaa!! I am in my rabbit hole!! I'm hidding from those who want to eat meee!!! :tease:
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then go out from ur burrow ..i have a lot of carrots for u.... :p Don't worry i need a rabbit in good health and really fat ... ^_^

and i don't think it's ur case given that u work too much -_-

i will be able to cook you later :tease: :tease:
 
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