Best Lakorn Lines?

[thatsouthernasianchick]

Sor Saam Sai (1997) with Pete Thongjeua and Rachadaporn. This lakorn was one of my favorites back in the day and still is!
The following scene starts off with Tinnakorn (Pete) babysitting his baby niece. He is trying to stop her crying and tries everything that comes to mind when the baby's gay uncle comes to the house. Lmfao! It goes something like this:
 
Tinnakorn (Pete): "Hey Nang Chim! You can't find a husband or something that you have to come find one around here?!"
Chim (the gay uncle): "I'm not searching for a husband. I came to retrieve my niece!"
Tinnakorn (Pete): "No way! Her mother abandoned her!"
Chim (the gay uncle): "She didn't abandon the baby, she forgot it!"
Tinnakorn (Pete): "Are you crazy?! How can she forget her baby?! If she forgot her baby, how the hell she find her way back home?! A person like nang Chom doesn't forget her way home!"
Chim (the gay uncle): "I'm not here to argue with you! I'm here to retrieve my baby niece now give her here!"
Tinnakorn (Pete): "Ah! *lifts up his feet like he about to kick* Ask my feet first if they will allow!"
 
LMFAO! This scene cracks me up every time!
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEtOdtkN2E4&list=PL913497AA14710CF7&index=57​

 

[SonYukView4ever]

Khun Tum from PCKK "Phom yak dai khun chai -- tae mai chay khun chai tamada -- khun chai "chevit" duay kan" lol cheesy line but so cute and poetic.

" I want a person not a regular person but a person to spend the rest of her life with me." ^^

 

[Sovatana]

Mine, in Dao Ruang!
Dao Ruang: Believe me, Ai Ruang!

 

[maithao.]

Thank you for sharing

 

[pink_juliet_kashie]

Not really a lakorn but from "Hormones the Series"
After Win says "some girls just couldn't handle the truth"

And Kwan says "F**k You!"

I died laughing.

 

[Heidi]

Khun Chai Ronnapee to Piengkwan: You are my woman. Eeeksss, I love this line from him.

 

[aikoden]

I really love this line that Saiparn's character "Nin" says to Kaewdara in Nang Rai Sai Lub.  It was such a BURN... zzzzz
 
Kaew is being a nosy annoying person.. and Nin speaks her mind
 
Kaew:  Are you sure about that?
Nin:  I'm more than sure.
Nin:  I'm so sick of the fireflies that tries to compete with the moonlights.   (walks away)

 

[phatman]

Haha. I'm watching NRSL right now and I've got one that I thought was hilarious. 
 
 
Nang Rai Sai Lab (Peter C. & Margie R.)
 
(Zoe's two friends, Wun and Pie, get into an argument with Kaewdara)
Wun: ...and tell P'Thim that there's a new leading actress who is so high maintenance that maybe she should be shoved back into her mother's uterus.

 

[Cupid Candy]

Ploy Lom Phet - Komute (Bee) and Pailin (Namfon) hide from the bad guys in a waste basket. Pailin starts to throw up afterwards. Komute "hey, I didn't do anything to you, just being a little close to one another and your already having pregnancy symptoms"

 

[phatman]

Ploy Lom Phet - Komute (Bee) and Pailin (Namfon) hide from the bad guys in a waste basket. Pailin starts to throw up afterwards. Komute "hey, I didn't do anything to you, just being a little close to one another and your already having pregnancy symptoms"

Hahaha. I like that one. That was good.

 

[Cupid Candy]

A really good one from Fah Krajang Dao 2013, even Boy himself thought it was a great line and he got a huge round applause for reciting it on the Tee Sip show.
 
Sarawat Hiran (Boy) "take my hand, take me anywhere. I only ask for one thing, don't let my hand go" Such a simple line but it's so darn good.

 

[phatman]

This is hilarious stuff.
 
 
Nang Rai Sai Lab (Peter C. & Margie R.)
 
(Zoe is looking through Bate's photo album and sees Bate's naked baby pic)
Bate: You don't have manners at all. You should've asked for permission before you looked through it.
Zoe: Are you afraid I'm going to see your little elephant? Too late!
Bate: Back then it was a little elephant, but right now it's a big mammoth. Do you want to see?  :lmao3:
 
 
This isn't word for word, but it's pretty much the idea. Haha. I'm thinking dirty now...thanks to the writers. Hehe.

 

[Heidi]

This is hilarious stuff.
 
 
Nang Rai Sai Lab (Peter C. & Margie R.)
 
(Zoe is looking through Bate's photo album and sees Bate's naked baby pic)
Bate: You don't have manners at all. You should've asked for permission before you looked through it.
Zoe: Are you afraid I'm going to see your little elephant? Too late!
Bate: Back then it was a little elephant, but right now it's a big mammoth. Do you want to see?  :lmao3:
 
 
This isn't word for word, but it's pretty much the idea. Haha. I'm thinking dirty now...thanks to the writers. Hehe.

 
That's a really funny line. Margie and Peter are freaken awesome in NRSL   

 

[fanny]

Khun Chai Ronnapee;

Piangkwan: I'm just a toy, the more you see a toy is alive, and have feelings, the more you have fun. Did you forget that I am a human being. I have a heart. I'm not someone's toy.

Piangkwan: Everybody has pride. All women don't need to chase men or chase the social ladders, smiling at others, give the present with the right hand, but the left hand is carrying a knife.

Yes! I love that line about the toys. I also like it Everytime Chai Pee said, "Khun keur pointing kong Pom" You are my woman. It gives me butterflies in my stomach and smile every time he says that.

 

[cecilia]

From Nangrai Sailub (Undercover Supporting Actress)
 
Zoe pushed Bate away from the bed!
 
Bate: Enough!  When did I take advantage of you?
Zoe: Well, you hugged me earlier ... and you touched my head w/your chin.  And your chest .. on my face.
Bate: This means you took advantage of me too.  I hugged you but you respond back.  Your head kept snuggling .. let's call it truce!
Zoe: Hey, I'm damaged (sia hai).
Bate: What do you want me to do? Shall we get marry then?!
 
lmao - i love ZOE/BATE .. can't wait for tomorrow!!!

 

[aymieluvsyu637]

This is from an interview with Nadech and Yaya awhile back. I don't remember it word by word but it goes something like this:
 
Nadech: I would like to play as a Yakuza (Japanese gangster or something along the lines of that) one day
Host: What role will you play then Yaya?
Yaya: YAKUZI!! (she totally made this up, I don't think it really means anything)
 
oh man, when I think about it I just crack up, they're too cute ^_^

 

[phatman]

From Nangrai Sailub (Undercover Supporting Actress)
 
Zoe pushed Bate away from the bed!
 
Bate: Enough!  When did I take advantage of you?
Zoe: Well, you hugged me earlier ... and you touched my head w/your chin.  And your chest .. on my face.
Bate: This means you took advantage of me too.  I hugged you but you respond back.  Your head kept snuggling .. let's call it truce!
Zoe: Hey, I'm damaged (sia hai).
Bate: What do you want me to do? Shall we get marry then?!
 
lmao - i love ZOE/BATE .. can't wait for tomorrow!!!

Haha. Then get married!!!

 

[aikoden]

Dude.. I love Nang Rai Sai Lub maak maaakkkk!  There's so many hilarious lines in here! XD
 
 
 
Zoe:  "You're a dictator."
Bate:  "I'm a dictator?!" "Well, you're a relic of a villain."  "Not to mention a total pain in the ass!"
Zoe:  *screams*  "You're calling me old?!" *scream*

 

[phatman]

Dude.. I love Nang Rai Sai Lub maak maaakkkk!  There's so many hilarious lines in here! XD
 
 
 
Zoe:  "You're a dictator."
Bate:  "I'm a dictator?!" "Well, you're a relic of a villain."  "Not to mention a total pain in the ass!"
Zoe:  *screams*  "You're calling me old?!" *scream*

 
I know, it's got some pretty hilarious lines.

 

[Raindrops]

Just recently finsihed the Khun Chais series..one of my favorite line is from Khun Chai Puttipat when he was telling the grandmothers that he was marrying Kaew.
 
Ya Oon: You want to ask permission to marry her?
Chai Pat: No I'm not asking permission. I'm just telling you.
 
he knows what he wants and he's going to go for it without caring what his family will have to say..now that's a real man.