FICTION DISCUSSION
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hanjieun30
sarNie OldFart
class dismissed already?!?! I didn't even have the chance to attend class....i dont need a sign... everyone here is curious -__-" so i just have to blurt it out~! :loool:h34r: then, if im wrong.... "CLASS DISMISS"
nikki1786
LizQuen
class dismissed already?!?! I didn't even have the chance to attend class....
i marked you ABSENT already.. >_< :loool:
i'll be sleeping now guys ^_^
hanjieun30
sarNie OldFart
I shall go to "school" early next time.... :loool: hey, what is the name of our school?the teacher will be back after lunch donna..*that is also the time that she just wakes up LMAO
sorry nikki...
ohitsnoyyy
Mama Noy ♥️
our school name ----> Let's Talk About Sex :loool: :loool: okay i kid....I shall go to "school" early next time.... :loool: hey, what is the name of our school?
Since Nikki is sleeping... i came up with one rule for now....
rule 1: No sex after 10 p.m.
amikrazie
sarNie Oldmaid
LMAO noy..so its OK anytime before 10?
hahah the school name ...sounds good....that word "S3X" have to be in there somewhere..
man..im eating this sweet and sour tamarind snack..that i bought at the asian store..it looks like droppings.. i guess cause its towards the bottom of the bag.. LOL
hahah the school name ...sounds good....that word "S3X" have to be in there somewhere..
man..im eating this sweet and sour tamarind snack..that i bought at the asian store..it looks like droppings.. i guess cause its towards the bottom of the bag.. LOL
ohitsnoyyy
Mama Noy ♥️
haha. yesh, any time before 10 is okay!LMAO noy..so its OK anytime before 10?
hahah the school name ...sounds good....that word "S3X" have to be in there somewhere..
man..im eating this sweet and sour tamarind snack..that i bought at the asian store..it looks like droppings.. i guess cause its towards the bottom of the bag.. LOL
the "no sex after 10" thing is a joke me & my friend in high school. haha. I'd always tell him no sex after 10 now! & he'll just repeat it & laugh. :loool: Oh be careful when you're eating during class! you might choke during a lesson. :loool:
Question: What is sex?
Sex is...
when a guy's communication
enters a girl's information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration?
:loool: :loool:
margaretthao4
sarNie Adult
SO THIS IS WHERE YOU ALL HAVE BEEN HIDING WHA HA HA HA I HAVE FOUND YOU!
so what up? lmfao ^_^ :loool:
so what up? lmfao ^_^ :loool:
ohitsnoyyy
Mama Noy ♥️
hahah. join the funn!! ^_^
hanjieun30
sarNie OldFart
:loool: nice one! I better write that down and share it to my friends...haha. yesh, any time before 10 is okay!
Oh be careful when you're eating during class! you might choke during a lesson. :loool:
Question: What is sex?
Sex is...
when a guy's communication
enters a girl's information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration?
:loool: :loool:
amikrazie
sarNie Oldmaid
haha. yesh, any time before 10 is okay!
Oh be careful when you're eating during class! you might choke during a lesson. :loool:
Question: What is sex?
Sex is...
when a guy's communication
enters a girl's information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration?
:loool: :loool:
:loool: :loool: :loool: OMG noy..i totally remember that back in jr highish..high schoolish days...
yea im a visual person..demonstration pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :loool:
ohitsnoyyy
Mama Noy ♥️
ooohhh wait... i got a better name for our school. lol.
the name of our school will be .... Sexology :loool:
& our slogan will be: "Let's talk about sex"
Are you ready to learn?!?!?
the name of our school will be .... Sexology :loool:
& our slogan will be: "Let's talk about sex"
Are you ready to learn?!?!?
amikrazie
sarNie Oldmaid
ooohhh wait... i got a better name for our school. lol.
the name of our school will be .... Sexology :loool:
& our slogan will be: "Let's talk about sex"
Are you ready to learn?!?!?
LMAO i love it noy.. its cute.....
hanjieun30
sarNie OldFart
***raises my right hand very high and wears a huge smile on my face***ooohhh wait... i got a better name for our school. lol.
the name of our school will be .... Sexology :loool:
& our slogan will be: "Let's talk about sex"
Are you ready to learn?!?!?
I'M READY TO LEARN!!!!!! :yahoo:
margaretthao4
sarNie Adult
Sex is...
when a guy's communication
enters a girl's information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration?
WAAAA NOY! can you get Krit to give me a personal demonstration? I dont think I get that part about communicationa and information?
I think krit and I will have to put that in repeat! LMFAO :loool:h34r:
when a guy's communication
enters a girl's information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration?
WAAAA NOY! can you get Krit to give me a personal demonstration? I dont think I get that part about communicationa and information?
I think krit and I will have to put that in repeat! LMFAO :loool:
h34r:
nikki1786
LizQuen
your teacher had good break, but when i get back... i didnt expect that my class would be so LOUD, i saw my records of people who did cutting classes today. XD :loool:
anyways, for those who are present... jot down notes now for the next lesson. i wonder what will the PRINCIPAL or the DEAN of School... if SHE'll know that the students are getting more loud and wild... XD :loool:
actually, its not a lesson but an advice... if you really wanna talk about S3X....
----------------------------------------------
SEX ADVICE
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find
that when women
make love they produce amounts of the
hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin
smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances
of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The
sweat
produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories
you
piled
on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can
take
up.
It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the
body.
It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need
special
sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It
releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria
and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will
be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite
sex
crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist
away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the
level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-
up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking
session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the
brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
nose.
Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma
and high
fever.
anyways, for those who are present... jot down notes now for the next lesson. i wonder what will the PRINCIPAL or the DEAN of School... if SHE'll know that the students are getting more loud and wild... XD :loool:
actually, its not a lesson but an advice... if you really wanna talk about S3X....
----------------------------------------------
SEX ADVICE
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find
that when women
make love they produce amounts of the
hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin
smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances
of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The
sweat
produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories
you
piled
on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can
take
up.
It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the
body.
It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need
special
sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It
releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria
and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will
be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite
sex
crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist
away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the
level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-
up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking
session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the
brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
nose.
Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma
and high
fever.