The Almost Millionaire

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pond

sarNie Egg
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.


"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,
"but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."


Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days
later, she became his stepmother.


Women are so much smarter than men... :loool:
 
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pond

sarNie Egg
alrite guys here goes another one..........just don't get bored yet okay...i got lots more.....THIS IS JUST FOR FUN ALRITE............ :D

Reality Shock:

A husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU
Can BE The MAN Of YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed into the
kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on,
YOU need to know that I AM
the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will
prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with
me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that,
you are going to draw my bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel dry me and bring me my
robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then
after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my
guess."


hehehe.... :p
 
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dynomite

Wanna-Be เจ้าชู้
Not really... we should have never opened Pandora's box. :^P

But I guess you forgot... but no worries... Tata Young sang a song for you to hear. "sexy, naughty, bitchy" song

If you listen to that and extrapolate... you'll be that more wiser.

555 :^P

gotta love women nevertheless...
 
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