YIKES!!!
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tastesweetlove
sarNie Granny
ahahaha aiko that was so funny,
bummer there weren't any pictures or video
h34r:
wooooooooooooo bachelor party woooooooooooooo!
bummer there weren't any pictures or video
h34r:wooooooooooooo bachelor party woooooooooooooo!
n_naruk
TOOMTAM :: CHALiDA
Omg, this fanfic is freaking hilarious! Aum is a gay! Everytime Aum talks, I just can't help but laugh my butt off! He's always be screaming like a freaking girl. Aff wasn't even like that when she found herself in the hotel room with him when she woke up. Omg, Aff grabbed his manhood. I was cracking him sooooo bad!! It's just so freaking hilarious!
Update soon na Julie!!!
Update soon na Julie!!!
tastesweetlove
sarNie Granny
^ WOW those are sooo beautiful ceci
cecilia
Staff member
^isn't it? .. i laughed at it too when i'm done .. the picture looks that way to begin with LOl ---
sadly, i have to make him look this way by using it. it's the only way to help convey the story across LOl ---
i feel bad for making him look this way .. it's all AIKO's fault
sadly, i have to make him look this way by using it. it's the only way to help convey the story across LOl ---
i feel bad for making him look this way .. it's all AIKO's fault
Chapter 5 - The Bachelor Party and The Bachelor Party
Aff's four close friends who she invited for her wedding decided to throw her a bachelor party. On the other hand, instead of a bachelorette party for Aum, his friends decided to throw a bachelor party as well. But who would've known that the place they rented were the same one.
"Come on Aff.. You have to enjoy this.." said Anne as she bumps Rita.
"I promise you won't regret this." joined Rita.
"I don't know.. This will mean I'm not honest to my husband." said Aff in an innocent tone yet she's thinking of something else in her mind.
"It'll be great Aff.. There will be lots of guys.." smiled Ploy.
"Plus.. we get some too." laughed Cherry.
"I suppose so.. " smiled Aff.
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"Are you ready Aum?" smiled Ken.
"It's gonna be the best party ever!!" said Rome in excitement.
"Will you think that I'm cheating on my wife?" asked Aum as he cleared his throat.
"Of course not... " answered Dome.
"Why would she think that?" asked Mart.
"I guess.."
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The men soon entered the room. There were cheers coming from both ends.
"Hmm.. I guess there must be another party. The mailman for me." said Anne.
"I PICK THE FIREFIGHTER!" shouted Ploy.
"I want the police officer." smiled Cherry.
"What about me..?" pouted Rita. "Fine.. I choose the doctor."
"Who are you picking Aff?" they all asked.
"Lets see... I pick.." she ponted her fingers to the last person. "Him."
They all looked at him. "Him.. the Boxer?" They looked at Aff. "Ain't he a bit "big" for you?"
"We'll see."
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"Hey... Why aren't they here yet?" asked Ken as he looked as his watch.
"Hey.... We're in the wrong room." said Rome as he looked at the letter.
"Wow you guys are so "smart".." Aum said sarcastically.
"Come on.. The door's open." smiled Dome.
"Let's see what lies ahead." wondered Mart.
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"Does he have a big package?" asked Ploy as he stares at the boxer.
"How would I know? I randomly chose him."
"I'm very curious how your so called husband looks like now." giggled Anne as she drank her beer.
"A prince?" laughed Rita.
"Yeah Aff.. You never told us who's the lucky guy." said Cherry.
Aff looked at them all. "You will see him on the wedding day."
She turned to look at the boxer. "Let's have some fun."
"Oh boy.. We made her go into her party mode now."
"Well.. I'll just have fun too."
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"Do you see anyone in there?" asked Rome as he hides behind Mart.
"No. Can you stop breathing on me. I'm trying to hear noises." said Mart as he continues peeping his head inside.
"I thought you reserved this place?" asked Aum.
"I did. But we went to the wrong room." answered Ken.
"I hear music.. and girls screaming!!!" shouted Dome.
"YOU WHAT???!!!" shouted everyone.
They quickly entered the room and stared everywhere until they spotted the ladies. But their attention soon focused onto the lady with the boxer.
Aff was laughing in shock at the boxer.. "You got to be kidding me right?" she asked as she continued to look at the boxer's manhood.
"What are you talking about Aff?" asked Anne as she walked closer to her.
Ploy looked at the door. "Looks like more toys..."
"Hmmm... They don't look that interesting though." commented Rita.
"What is up with their clothes?" asked Cherry.
The guys all stared at each other.
"Who did you reserve?" asked Ken.
"I thought I reserved the guys." answered Mart.
"Then why are there ladies here?" asked Dome.
"This is confusing.." said Rome.
"Aff?" said Aum.
Aff was still laughing very hardly at the boxer. "It's so tiny."
All the ladies look at her. "Aff... you've seen it ... before?" they all asked.
Aff began blushing as she cleared her throat. "Of course not.. Why would.." She was interrupted.
"Aff? Aff.. Is that you?"
She quickly turned around. "YIKES!!!" She quickly hid behind Rita.
The bachelors all looked at each other and then to everyone. "Is this the gay bachelor party?"
"What?" all the ladies asked.
"So we were supposed to be in this room after all." all the guys said.
"Aff... Come out." said Aum.
Rita quickly stepped outside.
"You know them?" they asked her.
"I'm hidden behind a wall.. I can't see anything.. lalalala... I hear nothing.."
............................................................TO BE CONTINUED...................................................
I hope you readers enjoy this lil update.. **coughcough** i couldnt write much.. since.. i have so may eyes watchin over me lmao... whoooo... xp..
AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE POSTERS CECI.. I LOVE THEM MUAHAHA XP..
Aff's four close friends who she invited for her wedding decided to throw her a bachelor party. On the other hand, instead of a bachelorette party for Aum, his friends decided to throw a bachelor party as well. But who would've known that the place they rented were the same one.
"Come on Aff.. You have to enjoy this.." said Anne as she bumps Rita.
"I promise you won't regret this." joined Rita.
"I don't know.. This will mean I'm not honest to my husband." said Aff in an innocent tone yet she's thinking of something else in her mind.
"It'll be great Aff.. There will be lots of guys.." smiled Ploy.
"Plus.. we get some too." laughed Cherry.
"I suppose so.. " smiled Aff.
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"Are you ready Aum?" smiled Ken.
"It's gonna be the best party ever!!" said Rome in excitement.
"Will you think that I'm cheating on my wife?" asked Aum as he cleared his throat.
"Of course not... " answered Dome.
"Why would she think that?" asked Mart.
"I guess.."
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The men soon entered the room. There were cheers coming from both ends.
"Hmm.. I guess there must be another party. The mailman for me." said Anne.
"I PICK THE FIREFIGHTER!" shouted Ploy.
"I want the police officer." smiled Cherry.
"What about me..?" pouted Rita. "Fine.. I choose the doctor."
"Who are you picking Aff?" they all asked.
"Lets see... I pick.." she ponted her fingers to the last person. "Him."
They all looked at him. "Him.. the Boxer?" They looked at Aff. "Ain't he a bit "big" for you?"
"We'll see."
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"Hey... Why aren't they here yet?" asked Ken as he looked as his watch.
"Hey.... We're in the wrong room." said Rome as he looked at the letter.
"Wow you guys are so "smart".." Aum said sarcastically.
"Come on.. The door's open." smiled Dome.
"Let's see what lies ahead." wondered Mart.
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"Does he have a big package?" asked Ploy as he stares at the boxer.
"How would I know? I randomly chose him."
"I'm very curious how your so called husband looks like now." giggled Anne as she drank her beer.
"A prince?" laughed Rita.
"Yeah Aff.. You never told us who's the lucky guy." said Cherry.
Aff looked at them all. "You will see him on the wedding day."
She turned to look at the boxer. "Let's have some fun."
"Oh boy.. We made her go into her party mode now."
"Well.. I'll just have fun too."
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"Do you see anyone in there?" asked Rome as he hides behind Mart.
"No. Can you stop breathing on me. I'm trying to hear noises." said Mart as he continues peeping his head inside.
"I thought you reserved this place?" asked Aum.
"I did. But we went to the wrong room." answered Ken.
"I hear music.. and girls screaming!!!" shouted Dome.
"YOU WHAT???!!!" shouted everyone.
They quickly entered the room and stared everywhere until they spotted the ladies. But their attention soon focused onto the lady with the boxer.
Aff was laughing in shock at the boxer.. "You got to be kidding me right?" she asked as she continued to look at the boxer's manhood.
"What are you talking about Aff?" asked Anne as she walked closer to her.
Ploy looked at the door. "Looks like more toys..."
"Hmmm... They don't look that interesting though." commented Rita.
"What is up with their clothes?" asked Cherry.
The guys all stared at each other.
"Who did you reserve?" asked Ken.
"I thought I reserved the guys." answered Mart.
"Then why are there ladies here?" asked Dome.
"This is confusing.." said Rome.
"Aff?" said Aum.
Aff was still laughing very hardly at the boxer. "It's so tiny."
All the ladies look at her. "Aff... you've seen it ... before?" they all asked.
Aff began blushing as she cleared her throat. "Of course not.. Why would.." She was interrupted.
"Aff? Aff.. Is that you?"
She quickly turned around. "YIKES!!!" She quickly hid behind Rita.
The bachelors all looked at each other and then to everyone. "Is this the gay bachelor party?"
"What?" all the ladies asked.
"So we were supposed to be in this room after all." all the guys said.
"Aff... Come out." said Aum.
Rita quickly stepped outside.
"You know them?" they asked her.
"I'm hidden behind a wall.. I can't see anything.. lalalala... I hear nothing.."
............................................................TO BE CONTINUED...................................................
I hope you readers enjoy this lil update.. **coughcough** i couldnt write much.. since.. i have so may eyes watchin over me lmao... whoooo... xp..
AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE POSTERS CECI.. I LOVE THEM MUAHAHA XP..
tastesweetlove
sarNie Granny
aahhahahhhahaha that would be the worst thing to happen...both of them at the same place for a bachelor party.
lmao...
sorry gals... i couldnt help it hehehe..
im thinking of writing different fics for each of them lmao..
will update this when i have time... finally got my internet hooked up whoot whoot...
and ... i still need to move stuff around the new house.. my mom keeps yapping at me lol...
sorry gals... i couldnt help it hehehe..
im thinking of writing different fics for each of them lmao..
will update this when i have time... finally got my internet hooked up whoot whoot...
and ... i still need to move stuff around the new house.. my mom keeps yapping at me lol...
Chapter 6 - Yapping In My Ears
Aum grabbed Aff's wrist and pulled her closer to him. "What are you doing here?"
Aff opened her eyes. "Me? What about you?"
Everyone stared at the two.
"I thought he said he was marrying Mario?" the guys blurted.
"Mario.. p-lease.. She said she was marrying Ananda." the ladies blurted out.
"Oh boy.. what have I gotten myself into." they both thought.
Aff quickly pinched Aum's arm to make him let go. She begins laughing at the thought of him marrying Mario.
"What are you laughing at?" he questioned her as he begin squinting. "I see you like men like Ananda.. My choice was so much better."
"Ananda is so manlier than you and Mario!"
"Yeah right... At least mines doesn't have a mole." Aum suddenly smiled. "Wait.. Don't you have a mole.."
Aff quickly covered his mouth with her hands and began whispering in his ears. "What nonsense are you talking about. Just be quiet!!"
"WHERE!!!" the others shouted.
"Aff removed her hands from his mouth and started shaking her hands at them. "Oh nothing. You don't have to worry about that. He's just saying nonsense that's all."
"SHE HAS A MOLE!!!"
"Yeah.. and.. you just told us that."
"ON HER..."
"On her what?"
"ON HER WOMANHOOD!!!!"
Aff quickly stared at Aum as she popped her knuckles. "Oh.. this is going to be your last day on this earth little boy!"
"WHAT!!! YOU SEEN IT AUM!" his friends asked.
"OMG!! AFF.. YOU'VE SLEPT WITH HIM?!"
Aff punched Aum in the stomach. "You're lucky i didn't kill your manhood!" She turned to look at his friends and then to hers. "WHAT?! Is it that surprising? Does it seem like I even remember. DON'T TELL THIS TO ANYONE!!"
"And I always thought that Ploy was the first to go." Rita blurted out.
"Awwe.. Really Rita.. I thought it was you since you always smooched with your boyfriend." said Ploy.
"LADIES... STOP IT!!" shouted Anne. "Don't worry Aff.. We promise we won't tell anyone. But wow.. for your first... I think the boxer would've been better than... this thing..."
"It was all her fault..." said Aum as he crossed his arms.
"Was she onto you or..." asked Rome.
"I bet it was her who started all of this." answered Dome.
"Come on.. We're all gay here.." said Mart.
"Why would we get near girls. They disgust us!!!" said Ken as he glared his eyes at them.
"Wow.. and I respected gay people." said Cherry in disgust.
"QUIET!! I WILL KILL EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU IF ANYONE FINDS OUT!!!" shouted Aff as she points her fingers at them. She stole the beer from Ploy's hand and gulped it down. "I'M SERIOUS!"
Their friends soon huddled together and began whispering.
"Do you think she's pregnant by any chance?" asked Anne.
"I doubt it.. Gays can't have kids." answered Ken.
"Who says they can't?" Cherry asked as she poked Ken. "My brother-in-law's brother's friend's son is gay and made lots of babies...."
The guys looked at each other.
"That's not true..."
"And also 9 out of the 10 people who slept together will be pregnant if they're gay." continued Anne.
"So is she a 1 or 9?" asked Mart.
They all looked at Aff.
"What?" Aff asked in suspicion.
They then continued whispering.
"I think a 7..." said Dome.
"Are you some kind of idiot or what?" asked Ploy.
"I say a 9." said Rita.
"Me too...." replied Rome.
"What's a 9?" asked Aum.
"A 9 means she's one of those people who are pregnant.."
".... How'd you know?"
Everyone stared at him. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?! AND WHAT?!"
"That evil lady won't give me a drink.."
"YOU SERIOUS! SHE'S PREGO?!" the ladies asked. They turned to look at Aff. Aff was still drinking some more beer. "STOP!!!" they shouted.
"WHAT NOW?!" she shouted as she opened a new bottle.
Cherry quickly rushed over to Aff and stole the bottle.
"What are you doing? There's some more over there." Aff pointed. "Give it back!"
Rita quickly ran to them. "It's not good for the baby."
"WHAT?? BABY??" Aff soon began laughing. "You speak of nonsense."
Ploy and Anne soon came over. "You shouldn't drink alcohol when you're pregnant." "It may harm the baby."
"Who told you all this crap? That gay man over there huh?" Aff dropped her bottle onto the ground. "What an idiot." The bottle shattered to many tiny pieces all over the ground.
"Oh no.... She might step on them." shouted Dome as he pushed Ken up.
"I don't to worry about her..." Ken pushed Mart up.
"Well.. definitely not my problem." Mart pushed Rome up.
"Why me?" Rome pushed Aum up.
"Ohh.. Alright." Aum quickly walked over to Aff. He stretched his hands over to her.
She pushed it away. "Like I need it." She started walking forward. "DAMN!!" she shouted.
Aum quickly bent down. "You're bleeding like crazy. Why would you wear flip-flops at a place like this?"
"GO AWAY! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! I DON'T NEED A PERSON LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE!" she shoved him away from her and walked off.
"Go after her...." they told him.
He quickly went after her.
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"DAMN! MUST IT REALLY BE BLURTED ALL OUT JUST LIKE THAT!"
"GOODBYE DREAMS..."
"GOODBYE WORLD..."
"I GUESS MY SOLUTION IS FINALLY HERE..."
"COMMITTING SUICIDE WILL SOLVE ALL THESE PROBLEMS.."
"EEEKKK... Is this really my last resort?"
She continued walking back and forth.
"Damn all because of that gay..."
"Ugh.. my stomach.. So much pain." She began rubbing her stomach. "Too unbearable."
She sat on the bench as she continued rubbing her stomach.
Aum quickly ran over to her.
"Are you alright?" he asked in concern.
"GO AWAY YOU STALKER.. IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!"
"AAAHHHHHHHH!" SHE SHOUTED.
"WHAT IS IT?"
"IT HURTS!!!"
"WHAT?"
"MY STOMACH!!!"
"UUUHHHH... JUST CONTINUE BREATHING FOR NOW..."
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?!"
"I wasn't... uh..."
"AAHHHHH!!"
"Uhhh... Get on my back... I'll take you to the hospital.."
He quickly turned to look at her. "Why aren't you getting on my back?"
"Fine.. I'll just carry you.."
........................................ TO BE CONTINUED ..................................
= to my readers... finally back... hmmm i originally thought of dif stuff for this chap but.. it came out as a dif result.. but oh well.. i hope you enjoy this lil update ^_^.. lalala xp...
Aum grabbed Aff's wrist and pulled her closer to him. "What are you doing here?"
Aff opened her eyes. "Me? What about you?"
Everyone stared at the two.
"I thought he said he was marrying Mario?" the guys blurted.
"Mario.. p-lease.. She said she was marrying Ananda." the ladies blurted out.
"Oh boy.. what have I gotten myself into." they both thought.
Aff quickly pinched Aum's arm to make him let go. She begins laughing at the thought of him marrying Mario.
"What are you laughing at?" he questioned her as he begin squinting. "I see you like men like Ananda.. My choice was so much better."
"Ananda is so manlier than you and Mario!"
"Yeah right... At least mines doesn't have a mole." Aum suddenly smiled. "Wait.. Don't you have a mole.."
Aff quickly covered his mouth with her hands and began whispering in his ears. "What nonsense are you talking about. Just be quiet!!"
"WHERE!!!" the others shouted.
"Aff removed her hands from his mouth and started shaking her hands at them. "Oh nothing. You don't have to worry about that. He's just saying nonsense that's all."
"SHE HAS A MOLE!!!"
"Yeah.. and.. you just told us that."
"ON HER..."
"On her what?"
"ON HER WOMANHOOD!!!!"
Aff quickly stared at Aum as she popped her knuckles. "Oh.. this is going to be your last day on this earth little boy!"
"WHAT!!! YOU SEEN IT AUM!" his friends asked.
"OMG!! AFF.. YOU'VE SLEPT WITH HIM?!"
Aff punched Aum in the stomach. "You're lucky i didn't kill your manhood!" She turned to look at his friends and then to hers. "WHAT?! Is it that surprising? Does it seem like I even remember. DON'T TELL THIS TO ANYONE!!"
"And I always thought that Ploy was the first to go." Rita blurted out.
"Awwe.. Really Rita.. I thought it was you since you always smooched with your boyfriend." said Ploy.
"LADIES... STOP IT!!" shouted Anne. "Don't worry Aff.. We promise we won't tell anyone. But wow.. for your first... I think the boxer would've been better than... this thing..."
"It was all her fault..." said Aum as he crossed his arms.
"Was she onto you or..." asked Rome.
"I bet it was her who started all of this." answered Dome.
"Come on.. We're all gay here.." said Mart.
"Why would we get near girls. They disgust us!!!" said Ken as he glared his eyes at them.
"Wow.. and I respected gay people." said Cherry in disgust.
"QUIET!! I WILL KILL EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU IF ANYONE FINDS OUT!!!" shouted Aff as she points her fingers at them. She stole the beer from Ploy's hand and gulped it down. "I'M SERIOUS!"
Their friends soon huddled together and began whispering.
"Do you think she's pregnant by any chance?" asked Anne.
"I doubt it.. Gays can't have kids." answered Ken.
"Who says they can't?" Cherry asked as she poked Ken. "My brother-in-law's brother's friend's son is gay and made lots of babies...."
The guys looked at each other.
"That's not true..."
"And also 9 out of the 10 people who slept together will be pregnant if they're gay." continued Anne.
"So is she a 1 or 9?" asked Mart.
They all looked at Aff.
"What?" Aff asked in suspicion.
They then continued whispering.
"I think a 7..." said Dome.
"Are you some kind of idiot or what?" asked Ploy.
"I say a 9." said Rita.
"Me too...." replied Rome.
"What's a 9?" asked Aum.
"A 9 means she's one of those people who are pregnant.."
".... How'd you know?"
Everyone stared at him. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?! AND WHAT?!"
"That evil lady won't give me a drink.."
"YOU SERIOUS! SHE'S PREGO?!" the ladies asked. They turned to look at Aff. Aff was still drinking some more beer. "STOP!!!" they shouted.
"WHAT NOW?!" she shouted as she opened a new bottle.
Cherry quickly rushed over to Aff and stole the bottle.
"What are you doing? There's some more over there." Aff pointed. "Give it back!"
Rita quickly ran to them. "It's not good for the baby."
"WHAT?? BABY??" Aff soon began laughing. "You speak of nonsense."
Ploy and Anne soon came over. "You shouldn't drink alcohol when you're pregnant." "It may harm the baby."
"Who told you all this crap? That gay man over there huh?" Aff dropped her bottle onto the ground. "What an idiot." The bottle shattered to many tiny pieces all over the ground.
"Oh no.... She might step on them." shouted Dome as he pushed Ken up.
"I don't to worry about her..." Ken pushed Mart up.
"Well.. definitely not my problem." Mart pushed Rome up.
"Why me?" Rome pushed Aum up.
"Ohh.. Alright." Aum quickly walked over to Aff. He stretched his hands over to her.
She pushed it away. "Like I need it." She started walking forward. "DAMN!!" she shouted.
Aum quickly bent down. "You're bleeding like crazy. Why would you wear flip-flops at a place like this?"
"GO AWAY! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! I DON'T NEED A PERSON LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE!" she shoved him away from her and walked off.
"Go after her...." they told him.
He quickly went after her.
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"DAMN! MUST IT REALLY BE BLURTED ALL OUT JUST LIKE THAT!"
"GOODBYE DREAMS..."
"GOODBYE WORLD..."
"I GUESS MY SOLUTION IS FINALLY HERE..."
"COMMITTING SUICIDE WILL SOLVE ALL THESE PROBLEMS.."
"EEEKKK... Is this really my last resort?"
She continued walking back and forth.
"Damn all because of that gay..."
"Ugh.. my stomach.. So much pain." She began rubbing her stomach. "Too unbearable."
She sat on the bench as she continued rubbing her stomach.
Aum quickly ran over to her.
"Are you alright?" he asked in concern.
"GO AWAY YOU STALKER.. IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!"
"AAAHHHHHHHH!" SHE SHOUTED.
"WHAT IS IT?"
"IT HURTS!!!"
"WHAT?"
"MY STOMACH!!!"
"UUUHHHH... JUST CONTINUE BREATHING FOR NOW..."
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?!"
"I wasn't... uh..."
"AAHHHHH!!"
"Uhhh... Get on my back... I'll take you to the hospital.."
He quickly turned to look at her. "Why aren't you getting on my back?"
"Fine.. I'll just carry you.."
........................................ TO BE CONTINUED ..................................
= to my readers... finally back... hmmm i originally thought of dif stuff for this chap but.. it came out as a dif result.. but oh well.. i hope you enjoy this lil update ^_^.. lalala xp...
n_naruk
TOOMTAM :: CHALiDA
Omg, Aum was going to marry Mario? As in Mario Mauer? AHH! Mart blurted out that they're gay. And omg, Aum had a mole on his manhood :loool: She would "remember" that. Lmao. Now I'm having images of them being "gay" in my head again now. Lol. Well, at the end of the chapter, Aum was showing his caring manly side. And I hope he'll show more and more as each chapter goes by!
As in Mario Mauer? AHH! Mart blurted out that they're gay. And omg, Aum had a mole on his manhood :loool: She would "remember" that. Lmao. Now I'm having images of them being "gay" in my head again now. Lol. Well, at the end of the chapter, Aum was showing his caring manly side. And I hope he'll show more and more as each chapter goes by!
