sweet sweet
sarNie Hatchling
update???
awww aum is so sweet caring for aff
awww aum is so sweet caring for aff
YIKES!!!
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tastesweetlove
sarNie Granny
ahahah this update was sooo funny. Ken cracked me up the most.
Chapter 7A - Emergency Room
"Breathe in and breathe out.." Aum said repeatedly to Aff.
"Why can't you shut up?" Aff pinched his face. "Does it look like the baby is coming out right now?"
"Well.. sorry.. I don't know how they come out...."
"If you don't then don't act like a know-it-all." She took a deep sigh. "It hurts so much.. ahhhh.."
"WHAT'S WRONG?" He touched his back with his hands and looked at it. "Red... AHHHHHH!! BLOOD!!!!!"
"Q-U-I-E-T... just hurry.. I.." Aff slowly fainted.
"Evil lady... EVIL LADY... Aff.. AFF.. wake up!!" Aum began running faster. "Oh dear.. Please be alright."
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"HELP ME!!" he screamed as he grabbed the nurse by the hand.
"YES?!" she said in shock. "How can I help you?"
"She.. She.. My wife.. She.."
"Yes, what about your wife?"
"She's bleeding.. I don't know what's wrong.."
"I'll get a doctor..."
.....................To be continued...............
lol just a tiny short update... blah blah.. xp..
"Breathe in and breathe out.." Aum said repeatedly to Aff.
"Why can't you shut up?" Aff pinched his face. "Does it look like the baby is coming out right now?"
"Well.. sorry.. I don't know how they come out...."
"If you don't then don't act like a know-it-all." She took a deep sigh. "It hurts so much.. ahhhh.."
"WHAT'S WRONG?" He touched his back with his hands and looked at it. "Red... AHHHHHH!! BLOOD!!!!!"
"Q-U-I-E-T... just hurry.. I.." Aff slowly fainted.
"Evil lady... EVIL LADY... Aff.. AFF.. wake up!!" Aum began running faster. "Oh dear.. Please be alright."
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"HELP ME!!" he screamed as he grabbed the nurse by the hand.
"YES?!" she said in shock. "How can I help you?"
"She.. She.. My wife.. She.."
"Yes, what about your wife?"
"She's bleeding.. I don't know what's wrong.."
"I'll get a doctor..."
.....................To be continued...............
lol just a tiny short update... blah blah.. xp..
tastesweetlove
sarNie Granny
i agree Aum seems like a weakling lol.
Chapter 7B - Emergency Room
Aum was biting on his nails as he paced back and forth. He began breathing harder and harder and thought to himself.
"Oh my gosh.... Does she have some sort of disease?"
"Maybe.. she has cancer..."
"Ahhh... She gave me cooties..."
He quickly removed his hands from his lips and began spitting bits and pieces of his nails.
"Washroom.. Where is the washroom.."
Aum began wandering around in the hospital and suddenly got lost.
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"Miss, are you alright?" asked Dr. Lak as he checked her pulse.
Aff slowly opened her eyes. "My stomach hurts.. badly.."
"Why.. you are pregnant... a month pregnant to be exact.."
"How did you know without doing any research?" she asked.
"I'm a professional doctor. Now relax, I'm going to use the ultrasound to see where the problem is." He looked at Aff. "Please raise your shirt a bit, I won't bite."
"Uh.. Yes.." she slowly raised her shirt, showing her belly button.
"Stay calm, I'm going to spread the gel around."
"Yes... eeekkk... it's cold.." she screeched.
"Stay calm, you don't want to disturb any of the child's movements.."
"Fine.."
After spreading the gel around, Dr. Lak got the ultrasound and moved it onto her stomach. Then there was the small sound of a heartbeat.
"Dr.. don't tell me that's.."
"Why yes it is.." he looked closer at the screen and took out a pointer. "This here is the child's head, but it seems to be in the wrong position."
"WHAT?! HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?!"
"Due to stress-related related reasons, fast movements, etc.."
"I....." she covered her mouth. "Why.. I've never done anything like that before."
"I just want you to take good care of your body and health."
"Yes Dr."
"You have to promise me. I don't want you to have an accident, you're lucky you didn't lose the baby."
"I don't know if I should be happy or sad about this news?"
"Here." He hands her a towel as a smile rose on his face. "You should be happy carrying a child. It's the greatest joy to be a parent."
"It was unplanned, a mistake."
"There's no such thing as a mistake."
"Yeah yeah.. whatever.."
"I mean it.. Now now.. you can leave now.."
"Thanks Dr."
"By the way, I've written you a prescription. You should be having morning sickness soon. Take good care of yourself, come back for another check up."
"Yes Dr." She closed the door. "Oh boy.. I'm hungry.." She looked at her clothes. "I need to change first." She knocked on Dr. Lak's door.
"Come in."
She gave him a big smile as she squinted her eyes. "I was wondering.."
"Yes?"
"Do you have any spares of clothes I can borrow?"
"I almost forgot you're a mess.. Why of course.. Just wait here for a bit." he exited out of his room.
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"Hmm.. just where did I go wrong?" said Aum as he scratched his head.
"Let's see.. I turned here.. there.."
"I don't see how I could have gotten lost.."
He continued walking along, and soon spotted something unusual.
"How can there be a naked person in a doctor's office?"
"Oh lord.. what a nasty doctor..."
But Aum was also curious what happened in the room and snucked closer. His eyes were now staring at the womanly figure.
"Amazing... What beautiful..." he shook his head.
"What the heck am I saying??"
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
"Shall I call security to come get you?"
Aum quickly turned around.
"Uh?? I've done nothing wrong.."
"Really?" Dr. Lak squinted his eyes as he gazed at him. "Then tell me, what are you looking at?" He knocked on the door.
The door creaked open.
"Oh doctor, you're back. I just got done changing."
"I should have warn you to close the blinds, I just caught a pervert."
"What? Who?"
He pointed his fingers at Aum.
"Ahh.. you.. What are you doing here?"
"Me? What are you doing here? In this room to be precise, and naked while at it.."
"I was changing?"
"Uh-huh sure... I know what you two did.."
Dr. Lak shook his head. "How can I do something like that in my office?"
"I don't know.." said Aum as he crossed his arms.
"You know him?" the doctor asked Aff.
"Sadly yes.. he's.."
"HER HUSBAND!!!"
"I can see why you said it was a mistake.." he bursted out laughing.
"Doc.. how can you say such a thing?! Come on Aum.. Let's go..!" She grabbed him by the arm and walked away.
"What an interesting pair.." the doctor continued laughing.
...........................TO BE CONTINUED..........................
lol.. finally got my 2nd half xp ^_^.. Enjoy hehe..
Aum was biting on his nails as he paced back and forth. He began breathing harder and harder and thought to himself.
"Oh my gosh.... Does she have some sort of disease?"
"Maybe.. she has cancer..."
"Ahhh... She gave me cooties..."
He quickly removed his hands from his lips and began spitting bits and pieces of his nails.
"Washroom.. Where is the washroom.."
Aum began wandering around in the hospital and suddenly got lost.
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"Miss, are you alright?" asked Dr. Lak as he checked her pulse.
Aff slowly opened her eyes. "My stomach hurts.. badly.."
"Why.. you are pregnant... a month pregnant to be exact.."
"How did you know without doing any research?" she asked.
"I'm a professional doctor. Now relax, I'm going to use the ultrasound to see where the problem is." He looked at Aff. "Please raise your shirt a bit, I won't bite."
"Uh.. Yes.." she slowly raised her shirt, showing her belly button.
"Stay calm, I'm going to spread the gel around."
"Yes... eeekkk... it's cold.." she screeched.
"Stay calm, you don't want to disturb any of the child's movements.."
"Fine.."
After spreading the gel around, Dr. Lak got the ultrasound and moved it onto her stomach. Then there was the small sound of a heartbeat.
"Dr.. don't tell me that's.."
"Why yes it is.." he looked closer at the screen and took out a pointer. "This here is the child's head, but it seems to be in the wrong position."
"WHAT?! HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?!"
"Due to stress-related related reasons, fast movements, etc.."
"I....." she covered her mouth. "Why.. I've never done anything like that before."
"I just want you to take good care of your body and health."
"Yes Dr."
"You have to promise me. I don't want you to have an accident, you're lucky you didn't lose the baby."
"I don't know if I should be happy or sad about this news?"
"Here." He hands her a towel as a smile rose on his face. "You should be happy carrying a child. It's the greatest joy to be a parent."
"It was unplanned, a mistake."
"There's no such thing as a mistake."
"Yeah yeah.. whatever.."
"I mean it.. Now now.. you can leave now.."
"Thanks Dr."
"By the way, I've written you a prescription. You should be having morning sickness soon. Take good care of yourself, come back for another check up."
"Yes Dr." She closed the door. "Oh boy.. I'm hungry.." She looked at her clothes. "I need to change first." She knocked on Dr. Lak's door.
"Come in."
She gave him a big smile as she squinted her eyes. "I was wondering.."
"Yes?"
"Do you have any spares of clothes I can borrow?"
"I almost forgot you're a mess.. Why of course.. Just wait here for a bit." he exited out of his room.
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"Hmm.. just where did I go wrong?" said Aum as he scratched his head.
"Let's see.. I turned here.. there.."
"I don't see how I could have gotten lost.."
He continued walking along, and soon spotted something unusual.
"How can there be a naked person in a doctor's office?"
"Oh lord.. what a nasty doctor..."
But Aum was also curious what happened in the room and snucked closer. His eyes were now staring at the womanly figure.
"Amazing... What beautiful..." he shook his head.
"What the heck am I saying??"
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
"Shall I call security to come get you?"
Aum quickly turned around.
"Uh?? I've done nothing wrong.."
"Really?" Dr. Lak squinted his eyes as he gazed at him. "Then tell me, what are you looking at?" He knocked on the door.
The door creaked open.
"Oh doctor, you're back. I just got done changing."
"I should have warn you to close the blinds, I just caught a pervert."
"What? Who?"
He pointed his fingers at Aum.
"Ahh.. you.. What are you doing here?"
"Me? What are you doing here? In this room to be precise, and naked while at it.."
"I was changing?"
"Uh-huh sure... I know what you two did.."
Dr. Lak shook his head. "How can I do something like that in my office?"
"I don't know.." said Aum as he crossed his arms.
"You know him?" the doctor asked Aff.
"Sadly yes.. he's.."
"HER HUSBAND!!!"
"I can see why you said it was a mistake.." he bursted out laughing.
"Doc.. how can you say such a thing?! Come on Aum.. Let's go..!" She grabbed him by the arm and walked away.
"What an interesting pair.." the doctor continued laughing.
...........................TO BE CONTINUED..........................
lol.. finally got my 2nd half xp ^_^.. Enjoy hehe..
n_naruk
TOOMTAM :: CHALiDA
I seriously thought Aff was giving birth already from reading the first half of ch7. I was so wrong. LOL.
But glad that everything is ok tho. Hope Aff takes more care of herself and low down on the stressing!
Hahaha, Aum caught Aff changing and naked---I'm sure he so enjoyed that moment ^_^
But glad that everything is ok tho. Hope Aff takes more care of herself and low down on the stressing!
Hahaha, Aum caught Aff changing and naked---I'm sure he so enjoyed that moment ^_^
Chapter 8 - The Ride Home
"A-Are you alright?" asked Aum as he scoots closer to Aff on the bus.
"Stop coming near me. IT'S HOT!"
He scoot back and whispered silently to himself as he crossed his arms. "Hmm.. You should thanks me since I carried you everywhere today you fatty!"
Aff's ears twitched as she caught the last word. "Did you just called me FATTY!!??" She grabbed him back the neck and began choking him.
"A-ahh.. S-stop.. I-i can't b-breathe!!!.."
Everyone turned around to see the big commotion. They whispered silently to each other.
"They're psychos.."
"Who does this in public?"
"She's so ugly yet she has a handsome man like that?"
"She's sexy."
"OMG! Is he a GAY??"
"They're so weird...."
Aff let Aum go and clenched her knuckles. "Who do you think you're calling UGLY!!!!!!"
"You should look at yourself first MISSY!!!"
"LOOK AT ALL THAT SLUTTY MAKE-UP YOU HAVE ON?"
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA CATCH?"
"IF I WAS A LESBIAN I WOULDN'T EVEN COME NEAR YOU!! I RATHER DATE A CLOWN!!!!!"
Aum nodded his head agreeing with her. "True true true. Even I wouldn't date you."
"SHUT UP YOU GAY!!!" someone shouted.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey!! I'm gay too!! AND I WAS SITTING NEXT TO YOU YOU BASTARD!!!" said another gay.
Soon the bus was filled with hate. It got so loud and noisy that the bus driver kicked everyone out.
Aff stared at Aum. "See what you did?"
"What? I didn't do anything.. it was you."
"Hmph.. Whatever.. I'm going home.." she began walking away.
"Blah.. Blah.. Blah.. I don't care what you do.." he began to walk the opposite direction.
**GROWL**
Aff fell to the ground while rubbing her stomach.
Aum quickly turned around. "AHHHHH!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!" He quickly went to her side.
"What the heck are you still doing here?"
"Hmph.. I should be asking you that!"
"Shoo.. Fly.. Shoo.."
"HMPH! I won't let you hurt MY BABY!" Aum carried her on his back.
"HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!!" She continued shouting but then stopped as her stomach growled louder.
"AHA.. so it was you indeed!!"
"Me what?"
"Growling.."
"Well.. I can't help it.. I'm hungry."
"Fine fine. When we get home I'll make you something delicious."
"Ahaha.. I'm curious what you can make."
"Oho.. You can't judge me by the looks.."
"Yeah yeah.. just hurry up.. I'm getting tired too.."
As Aum continued carrying Aff though out the night, she soon fell asleep on his warm back.
He let out a big sigh as he moves her up higher.
**SQUEEZE SQUEEZE**
"OH MY!!!!! WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" His shocking face soon turned into a big smile.
......................... TBC ...............................
- wow.. i finally update this again after a whole year.. sigh.. i'm so slow.. lol.. but anyways enjoy XD ^_______^
"A-Are you alright?" asked Aum as he scoots closer to Aff on the bus.
"Stop coming near me. IT'S HOT!"
He scoot back and whispered silently to himself as he crossed his arms. "Hmm.. You should thanks me since I carried you everywhere today you fatty!"
Aff's ears twitched as she caught the last word. "Did you just called me FATTY!!??" She grabbed him back the neck and began choking him.
"A-ahh.. S-stop.. I-i can't b-breathe!!!.."
Everyone turned around to see the big commotion. They whispered silently to each other.
"They're psychos.."
"Who does this in public?"
"She's so ugly yet she has a handsome man like that?"
"She's sexy."
"OMG! Is he a GAY??"
"They're so weird...."
Aff let Aum go and clenched her knuckles. "Who do you think you're calling UGLY!!!!!!"
"You should look at yourself first MISSY!!!"
"LOOK AT ALL THAT SLUTTY MAKE-UP YOU HAVE ON?"
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA CATCH?"
"IF I WAS A LESBIAN I WOULDN'T EVEN COME NEAR YOU!! I RATHER DATE A CLOWN!!!!!"
Aum nodded his head agreeing with her. "True true true. Even I wouldn't date you."
"SHUT UP YOU GAY!!!" someone shouted.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey!! I'm gay too!! AND I WAS SITTING NEXT TO YOU YOU BASTARD!!!" said another gay.
Soon the bus was filled with hate. It got so loud and noisy that the bus driver kicked everyone out.
Aff stared at Aum. "See what you did?"
"What? I didn't do anything.. it was you."
"Hmph.. Whatever.. I'm going home.." she began walking away.
"Blah.. Blah.. Blah.. I don't care what you do.." he began to walk the opposite direction.
**GROWL**
Aff fell to the ground while rubbing her stomach.
Aum quickly turned around. "AHHHHH!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!" He quickly went to her side.
"What the heck are you still doing here?"
"Hmph.. I should be asking you that!"
"Shoo.. Fly.. Shoo.."
"HMPH! I won't let you hurt MY BABY!" Aum carried her on his back.
"HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!!" She continued shouting but then stopped as her stomach growled louder.
"AHA.. so it was you indeed!!"
"Me what?"
"Growling.."
"Well.. I can't help it.. I'm hungry."
"Fine fine. When we get home I'll make you something delicious."
"Ahaha.. I'm curious what you can make."
"Oho.. You can't judge me by the looks.."
"Yeah yeah.. just hurry up.. I'm getting tired too.."
As Aum continued carrying Aff though out the night, she soon fell asleep on his warm back.
He let out a big sigh as he moves her up higher.
**SQUEEZE SQUEEZE**
"OH MY!!!!! WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" His shocking face soon turned into a big smile.
......................... TBC ...............................
- wow.. i finally update this again after a whole year.. sigh.. i'm so slow.. lol.. but anyways enjoy XD ^_______^
mainhiathao
sarNie Granny
that was cute...^-^
tastesweetlove
sarNie Granny
laughing the whole time. i can't believe he was being a peeping tom when she was changing.
Chapter 9 - The Wedding Day
Aff yawned as she tossed and turned on her bed. She stretched to grab a pillow but got something else instead. "Why can't I pull my pillow?" She thought to herself as she opened her eyes. *GASP* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!?!"
Aum opened his eyes. "I simply set you on the bed when we arrived.. but realized you were dirty so I gave you a changed of clothes.."
Aff then looks at herself and covers her body with the white sheet. "You didn't even answer my question! AND YOU SAID YOU CHANGED MY CLOTHES!! WHY AM I WEARING NOTHING?!!? AND YOU EITHER!!??"
Aum then looked at himself. "You ask too many questions. Just sit still and be quiet as I will explain."
Aff looked at Aum in disgust. She thought silently to herself as she continues glaring at him. "Gay men sure are weird.. You can't trust them...."
"... So I was saying.. I changed your clothes but there was none to be found since.." He looks around. "You haven't done your laundry yet.. so that is why you're wearing nothing.."
"Okay.. then explain yourself."
"Me.. let's see.. It was very hot at night.. and your air conditioner was broken.. and the window was too far.. no wind was blowing in so I decided to take my clothes off as well..."
"I see... now back to my first question. WHY WERE YOU ON MY BED?!"
Aum began to stutter. "T-t-that.. I c-can't answer..."
Aff rolled her eyes as she wraps the sheet around her as she walks toward the restroom. "At least nothing happened this time." She whispered.
Aum wiped the sweat off his forehead as he let out a sigh of relief. "I thought I was done for.."
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".. Ugh.. I don't want to get up.." murmured Aff as she moves the pillow to her face.
**KNOCK KNOCK**
"HEY MISSY!! ARE YOU UP YET?!" shouted her friends.
They quickly entered her room.
"How'd you get in?"
"Hello.. you gave us all a back up key in case you ever lost yours." answered Anne.
"Hehe.. Oh.. I forgot.."
"Well get up!! It's your big day and yet you're still snoozing!!" said Rita as she pulls Aff's blanket away.
"Ahaha.. you're not going to need the sleep until after your honeymoon." joked Ploy.
"You're so bad Ploy. Ahaha.. Have lots of fun Aff.
"Oh gee.. I don't think I want to marry anymore."
"Girl.. even if he's gay.. uhh.." Rita poked Anne to finish the rest.
"Well.. being gay .." Anne poked Cherry.
"Gays aren't that bad.. right?" Cherry poked Ploy.
"I think they are good.. Real good in bed." she joked. "ahaha.."
"Very funny Ploy.. " said Rita as she pulls Aff up.
"Come on missy.. We're going to the beauty salon." said Cherry.
"Sigh.. Thanks.. I think I definitely need it."
"Well.. Now off we go." They all smiled and left.
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**COUGH COUGH**
"Mom.. mom.." whispered Aum as he woke his mom up.
"W-what is it? Oh dear.. I'm late for work.." She quickly got up.
"No mom.. It's.."
"Whoo.. I thought I was late.. So what is it?"
"I told you already.. It's..
"What is it?" said his dad as he puts on his gold rolex.
**Gulp**
"Well.. It's my w-wedding today.."
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!" they both shouted. "IS IT TO A MAN OR WOMAN?"
"It's to a woman.."
"See darling.. I told you our son wasn't gay." smiled the mom.
"Whoo.. I thought I was done for.. Congrats Son."
"Uh.. n-no problem??"
"Well Son, where's the place and time? I want to meet my daughter-in-law so bad!"
"Yes Son.. hurry and tell us."
Aum looked at them with a fake smile and then gave them the info.
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"Wahhh.. P'Aom.. You're so BIG!!!" shouted Aff. Oh crap.. Am I going to look like this any time soon?
"Looks like your shop is doing pretty good." said Anne.
"P'Tik must be taking pretty good care of you huh?" smiled Rita.
"You guessed it right" chuckled Aom as she covered Aff with a sheet. "Congrats to you Aff."
"Ahaha.. thanks.."
"Alright.. Let's get business done. I'll make you the most beautiful bride in the world.. well after me that is.. ahaha.."
"Oh P'Aom.. your wedding was fantastic!" said Ploy.
"Ahaha.. It wasn't much you know."
"Wasn't much you say? There was like 500+ people there!!" shouted Cherry.
"How many people are coming Aff?"
**Gulp**
"Like.. just 10 to 15 people only."
"WHAT!!! IT'S YOUR BIG DAY AND THERE'S ONLY THAT MUCH!!??" Aom looked straight into Aff's eyes. "Did you get knocked up?"
"YUP." They all replied.
"Oh gee.. Thanks for reminding me!"
"Come on Aff.. It isn't that bad." said Cherry as she straightened her hair.
"Pss.. What kind of guy is her husband?" whispered P'Aom as she curled Aff's hair.
"A GAY!" answered everybody.
"You know what.. Thank you very much for the hair P'Aom I'm leaving now!!!" said Aff as she took the sheet off and stood.
"WAIT AFF!!! WE WERE ONLY KIDDING!!"
"GOOD DAY!!!" She walked out and went to a different beauty salon. "I always wanted a happy wedding you know.." she whispered.
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"Wow.. Do we look good or what?" asked Ken as he dust his shoulders.
"We totally dig!!" Smiled Mart.
"Pin-stripes baby!!" shouted Dome.
"Hey.. you guys said that we were gonna wear ties.. but how come you guys have bow-ties?" asked Rome.
"Awwwe.. are you mad Rome? ahaha" they laughed.
"So not funny guys! .. Ahh.. welcome Uncle and Aunt Atichart.."
Mr. Atichart gave them a disgusting yet happy look-ish.
"Stop staring at Aum's friends like that darling! Thanks Rome."
"Oh looky here.. Here come's the broom." said Ken.
"Wow Aum!! YOU LOOK DASHINGLY HANDSOME TODAY!!!" said his friends.
"Son.. Why is there so little seats? This isn't enough!!"
"Well.. Dad.. It's a .. small wedding only.."
"WHAT!!! I CAN'T ALLOW SUCH A SMALL WEDDING!!!! THIS WILL BRING DOWN MY REPUTATION!!!"
"Come on darling.. It's not bad.." His mom turned to look at Aum. "Don't worry, this is perfectly fine. We'll hold another one afterwords."
They soon heard some loud bickering coming closer and closer. Aum them all turned around to look.
"Who are they Son?"
**cough cough**
"They are your daughter-in-law's friends.." answered Mart.
"Cruel too.. to be exact." said Dome.
"Really?" said Aum's mom. "I think they're gorgeous ladies."
"Hello." said Aff's friends.
"Sorry that we came a bit late.." said Cherry.
"We kind of lost the bride.." said Ploy as she puts her hand behind her head.
"So we thought that she might've came here already." said Anne.
"Hmm.. I guess she's not here yet." said Rita.
"Now that I think about, where's her parents?" said Aum's dad.
"We're just going to have to wait." replied Aum.
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Aff looked at her reflection in the mirror. Sigh.. A shotgun wedding..
"Why do you look distressed Miss? You look so beautiful today." said the hair dresser.
"Oh.. it's nothing .. Thanks.. I'll take my leave now."
Aff was slowly walking on the sidewalk as she took out her cell phone.
"I don't want to fool those grandparents..." she then dialed their number.
"Hello." answered the old grandma.
"Ahh.. Hello.. This is Aff.."
"Oh.. why hello.. sorry we're going to be a bit late.. Our anthritis on our legs is a pain at the moment.. sorry dear."
"Oh no.. that's fine grandma.. I just called to tell you that you don't need to come. I appreciate your help. I wish you two stay healthy.. Bye."
"Really dear.. Ok then. Have a fun wedding. Bye"
Aff hunged up the phone and waved for a taxi. "Here I come.."
............TO BE CONTINUED...............
lalala.. enjoy this update.. it seems quite long ahaha.. i wasnt sure wat to put so i just kept addin n addin.. lalala...
Aff yawned as she tossed and turned on her bed. She stretched to grab a pillow but got something else instead. "Why can't I pull my pillow?" She thought to herself as she opened her eyes. *GASP* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!?!"
Aum opened his eyes. "I simply set you on the bed when we arrived.. but realized you were dirty so I gave you a changed of clothes.."
Aff then looks at herself and covers her body with the white sheet. "You didn't even answer my question! AND YOU SAID YOU CHANGED MY CLOTHES!! WHY AM I WEARING NOTHING?!!? AND YOU EITHER!!??"
Aum then looked at himself. "You ask too many questions. Just sit still and be quiet as I will explain."
Aff looked at Aum in disgust. She thought silently to herself as she continues glaring at him. "Gay men sure are weird.. You can't trust them...."
"... So I was saying.. I changed your clothes but there was none to be found since.." He looks around. "You haven't done your laundry yet.. so that is why you're wearing nothing.."
"Okay.. then explain yourself."
"Me.. let's see.. It was very hot at night.. and your air conditioner was broken.. and the window was too far.. no wind was blowing in so I decided to take my clothes off as well..."
"I see... now back to my first question. WHY WERE YOU ON MY BED?!"
Aum began to stutter. "T-t-that.. I c-can't answer..."
Aff rolled her eyes as she wraps the sheet around her as she walks toward the restroom. "At least nothing happened this time." She whispered.
Aum wiped the sweat off his forehead as he let out a sigh of relief. "I thought I was done for.."
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".. Ugh.. I don't want to get up.." murmured Aff as she moves the pillow to her face.
**KNOCK KNOCK**
"HEY MISSY!! ARE YOU UP YET?!" shouted her friends.
They quickly entered her room.
"How'd you get in?"
"Hello.. you gave us all a back up key in case you ever lost yours." answered Anne.
"Hehe.. Oh.. I forgot.."
"Well get up!! It's your big day and yet you're still snoozing!!" said Rita as she pulls Aff's blanket away.
"Ahaha.. you're not going to need the sleep until after your honeymoon." joked Ploy.
"You're so bad Ploy. Ahaha.. Have lots of fun Aff.
"Oh gee.. I don't think I want to marry anymore."
"Girl.. even if he's gay.. uhh.." Rita poked Anne to finish the rest.
"Well.. being gay .." Anne poked Cherry.
"Gays aren't that bad.. right?" Cherry poked Ploy.
"I think they are good.. Real good in bed." she joked. "ahaha.."
"Very funny Ploy.. " said Rita as she pulls Aff up.
"Come on missy.. We're going to the beauty salon." said Cherry.
"Sigh.. Thanks.. I think I definitely need it."
"Well.. Now off we go." They all smiled and left.
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**COUGH COUGH**
"Mom.. mom.." whispered Aum as he woke his mom up.
"W-what is it? Oh dear.. I'm late for work.." She quickly got up.
"No mom.. It's.."
"Whoo.. I thought I was late.. So what is it?"
"I told you already.. It's..
"What is it?" said his dad as he puts on his gold rolex.
**Gulp**
"Well.. It's my w-wedding today.."
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!" they both shouted. "IS IT TO A MAN OR WOMAN?"
"It's to a woman.."
"See darling.. I told you our son wasn't gay." smiled the mom.
"Whoo.. I thought I was done for.. Congrats Son."
"Uh.. n-no problem??"
"Well Son, where's the place and time? I want to meet my daughter-in-law so bad!"
"Yes Son.. hurry and tell us."
Aum looked at them with a fake smile and then gave them the info.
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"Wahhh.. P'Aom.. You're so BIG!!!" shouted Aff. Oh crap.. Am I going to look like this any time soon?
"Looks like your shop is doing pretty good." said Anne.
"P'Tik must be taking pretty good care of you huh?" smiled Rita.
"You guessed it right" chuckled Aom as she covered Aff with a sheet. "Congrats to you Aff."
"Ahaha.. thanks.."
"Alright.. Let's get business done. I'll make you the most beautiful bride in the world.. well after me that is.. ahaha.."
"Oh P'Aom.. your wedding was fantastic!" said Ploy.
"Ahaha.. It wasn't much you know."
"Wasn't much you say? There was like 500+ people there!!" shouted Cherry.
"How many people are coming Aff?"
**Gulp**
"Like.. just 10 to 15 people only."
"WHAT!!! IT'S YOUR BIG DAY AND THERE'S ONLY THAT MUCH!!??" Aom looked straight into Aff's eyes. "Did you get knocked up?"
"YUP." They all replied.
"Oh gee.. Thanks for reminding me!"
"Come on Aff.. It isn't that bad." said Cherry as she straightened her hair.
"Pss.. What kind of guy is her husband?" whispered P'Aom as she curled Aff's hair.
"A GAY!" answered everybody.
"You know what.. Thank you very much for the hair P'Aom I'm leaving now!!!" said Aff as she took the sheet off and stood.
"WAIT AFF!!! WE WERE ONLY KIDDING!!"
"GOOD DAY!!!" She walked out and went to a different beauty salon. "I always wanted a happy wedding you know.." she whispered.
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"Wow.. Do we look good or what?" asked Ken as he dust his shoulders.
"We totally dig!!" Smiled Mart.
"Pin-stripes baby!!" shouted Dome.
"Hey.. you guys said that we were gonna wear ties.. but how come you guys have bow-ties?" asked Rome.
"Awwwe.. are you mad Rome? ahaha" they laughed.
"So not funny guys! .. Ahh.. welcome Uncle and Aunt Atichart.."
Mr. Atichart gave them a disgusting yet happy look-ish.
"Stop staring at Aum's friends like that darling! Thanks Rome."
"Oh looky here.. Here come's the broom." said Ken.
"Wow Aum!! YOU LOOK DASHINGLY HANDSOME TODAY!!!" said his friends.
"Son.. Why is there so little seats? This isn't enough!!"
"Well.. Dad.. It's a .. small wedding only.."
"WHAT!!! I CAN'T ALLOW SUCH A SMALL WEDDING!!!! THIS WILL BRING DOWN MY REPUTATION!!!"
"Come on darling.. It's not bad.." His mom turned to look at Aum. "Don't worry, this is perfectly fine. We'll hold another one afterwords."
They soon heard some loud bickering coming closer and closer. Aum them all turned around to look.
"Who are they Son?"
**cough cough**
"They are your daughter-in-law's friends.." answered Mart.
"Cruel too.. to be exact." said Dome.
"Really?" said Aum's mom. "I think they're gorgeous ladies."
"Hello." said Aff's friends.
"Sorry that we came a bit late.." said Cherry.
"We kind of lost the bride.." said Ploy as she puts her hand behind her head.
"So we thought that she might've came here already." said Anne.
"Hmm.. I guess she's not here yet." said Rita.
"Now that I think about, where's her parents?" said Aum's dad.
"We're just going to have to wait." replied Aum.
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Aff looked at her reflection in the mirror. Sigh.. A shotgun wedding..
"Why do you look distressed Miss? You look so beautiful today." said the hair dresser.
"Oh.. it's nothing .. Thanks.. I'll take my leave now."
Aff was slowly walking on the sidewalk as she took out her cell phone.
"I don't want to fool those grandparents..." she then dialed their number.
"Hello." answered the old grandma.
"Ahh.. Hello.. This is Aff.."
"Oh.. why hello.. sorry we're going to be a bit late.. Our anthritis on our legs is a pain at the moment.. sorry dear."
"Oh no.. that's fine grandma.. I just called to tell you that you don't need to come. I appreciate your help. I wish you two stay healthy.. Bye."
"Really dear.. Ok then. Have a fun wedding. Bye"
Aff hunged up the phone and waved for a taxi. "Here I come.."
............TO BE CONTINUED...............
lalala.. enjoy this update.. it seems quite long ahaha.. i wasnt sure wat to put so i just kept addin n addin.. lalala...
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sarNie Granny
i hope she shows up to wedding.
Aikoden, what is up with Aum!? He gay or what! LOL, I can't imagine him gay just that sexy handsome man in JLR. I feel so bad for my Aff, her shot gun wedding and she have no one and thinking she marrying a gay. Please update ASAP! Talking about updating, I need to do that too!
Chapter 10 - The Bride
Mr. Atichart was staring at his rolex. "Just what is going on. I'm wasting my precious time here when I can be rolling in money."
Mrs. Atichart quickly pinched him. "We should be happy here for your son's wedding.. This is a once in a life time opportunity.. and it's to a woman too."
He stopped ranting and stood still. "Fine, you win this time. She smiled to him as she fixed his tie. "You're so cute when you back down."
He stared the other way, not wanting his wife to see him blush. His face soon grew disgusted as he saw Aum and his friends walking toward him. "What do you want?"
Aum stared at his father. "Is it so hard to accept me?"
"What are you talking about? Of course I accept you.."
"Then what's with that face of yours?"
Mr. Atichart quickly composed his face. "It's nothing.. it's just the effect of the heat.. that's all."
Mrs. Atichart intruded in the conversation. "Son, where's your bride? It's been some time already.."
Dome laughed. "Maybe she's not woman enough and backed out."
"I agree too." added Mart.
Ploy & Cherry gave them a disgusting look. "I think it's you who's not man enough." retorted Ploy as she folds her arm.
Ken pouted at the ladies in disgust. "They just think that they're all that."
Anne slightly laugh. "It's because we are "All that." Don't be jealous."
"Hey now everyone.. Just chill and relax.." said both Rome and Rita.
"It can't be helped Son, I'm going to cancel this wedding if she does not arrive within 5 minutes." said Mr. Atichart.
"Come on Darling, that's too short.."
"It's more than enough.. we've waited over 30 minutes already.."
"You're too impatient. You're lucky that I am able to put up with you."
"Well, it's because I'm a lovable man."
"No, that was not it."
Everyone soon focused on the parents. "Fine.. I'll add 5 more minutes.. making it total to 10 minutes.. If she's not really here by then.. I'll..."
Everyone's gaze soon focused on the beautiful woman walking down the steps.
"Aff.." smiled her friends as they run over to her. "We're sorry for earlier.."
Aff stood there silently waiting for Aum to come over but he was too dazed at her beauty.
Her friends signal his friends to bring him over. Aum was still dazed.
She stared at Aum. "Let's get this over with!" Aum shook his head to return to his normal state and reached out his hand to her. "Come this way.. but don't hold on to me so tightly.."
Hearing him say that made her squeeze his hand even tighter. "YOU!!" he shouted.
"What is it?" asked his mother.
"Ahh.. nothing mother.. We're coming right now."
Aff stuck out her tongue and covered her face with the veil. As they walked down the last step, Aum thought of tripping Aff down so bad but decided not to since he remembered that she was pregnant. He decides to wait for a perfect opportunity when the time will come.
........................ TO BE CONTINUED...................
hello readers... i decided to bring this ff out since i need a comedy ff to get me in the mood since my other two are of different genres lol.. and also because i miss my ATEAM so bad.. hehe.. this part was a bit blah since i couldnt think much.. but.. do not worry for i will have a better chapter waiting after this lol.. la la la.. oh the marriage XD.. hehe.. anyways.. do enjoy.. ^_^
lol.. so.. is aum fully gay, metro, or straight? lol.. la la la.. i guess im hinting his character more now lol..
Mr. Atichart was staring at his rolex. "Just what is going on. I'm wasting my precious time here when I can be rolling in money."
Mrs. Atichart quickly pinched him. "We should be happy here for your son's wedding.. This is a once in a life time opportunity.. and it's to a woman too."
He stopped ranting and stood still. "Fine, you win this time. She smiled to him as she fixed his tie. "You're so cute when you back down."
He stared the other way, not wanting his wife to see him blush. His face soon grew disgusted as he saw Aum and his friends walking toward him. "What do you want?"
Aum stared at his father. "Is it so hard to accept me?"
"What are you talking about? Of course I accept you.."
"Then what's with that face of yours?"
Mr. Atichart quickly composed his face. "It's nothing.. it's just the effect of the heat.. that's all."
Mrs. Atichart intruded in the conversation. "Son, where's your bride? It's been some time already.."
Dome laughed. "Maybe she's not woman enough and backed out."
"I agree too." added Mart.
Ploy & Cherry gave them a disgusting look. "I think it's you who's not man enough." retorted Ploy as she folds her arm.
Ken pouted at the ladies in disgust. "They just think that they're all that."
Anne slightly laugh. "It's because we are "All that." Don't be jealous."
"Hey now everyone.. Just chill and relax.." said both Rome and Rita.
"It can't be helped Son, I'm going to cancel this wedding if she does not arrive within 5 minutes." said Mr. Atichart.
"Come on Darling, that's too short.."
"It's more than enough.. we've waited over 30 minutes already.."
"You're too impatient. You're lucky that I am able to put up with you."
"Well, it's because I'm a lovable man."
"No, that was not it."
Everyone soon focused on the parents. "Fine.. I'll add 5 more minutes.. making it total to 10 minutes.. If she's not really here by then.. I'll..."
Everyone's gaze soon focused on the beautiful woman walking down the steps.
"Aff.." smiled her friends as they run over to her. "We're sorry for earlier.."
Aff stood there silently waiting for Aum to come over but he was too dazed at her beauty.
Her friends signal his friends to bring him over. Aum was still dazed.
She stared at Aum. "Let's get this over with!" Aum shook his head to return to his normal state and reached out his hand to her. "Come this way.. but don't hold on to me so tightly.."
Hearing him say that made her squeeze his hand even tighter. "YOU!!" he shouted.
"What is it?" asked his mother.
"Ahh.. nothing mother.. We're coming right now."
Aff stuck out her tongue and covered her face with the veil. As they walked down the last step, Aum thought of tripping Aff down so bad but decided not to since he remembered that she was pregnant. He decides to wait for a perfect opportunity when the time will come.
........................ TO BE CONTINUED...................
hello readers... i decided to bring this ff out since i need a comedy ff to get me in the mood since my other two are of different genres lol.. and also because i miss my ATEAM so bad.. hehe.. this part was a bit blah since i couldnt think much.. but.. do not worry for i will have a better chapter waiting after this lol.. la la la.. oh the marriage XD.. hehe.. anyways.. do enjoy.. ^_^
lol.. so.. is aum fully gay, metro, or straight? lol.. la la la.. i guess im hinting his character more now lol..
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sarNie Coma
This is too funny. Wonder what trouble is gonna stir on their wedding night :lolyup: Update soon Aiko