“ ….this is ..ridiculous , why did I even bother ? ..” Bopa was thinking to herself while driving back home , how can she let that man talk her into something scandalous !!! She let pride lead the way and blindly agreed to the challenge, even though herself isn’t an expert in that field !!! She have a black belt in karate not ..the art of seduction !! If he challenge her to a boxing match or an arm wrestle, she wouldn’t be sweating at the moment ! She had always been boyish and tough growing up in a gay parent household , so how in the world she suppose to be …soft , alluring , sweet , seductive --- holy banana …she will have to be a genie who indulge on their master!! She shiver at the thought—obviously she will be stiff as a wooden board, if left alone with a man ! Martial art teacher can’t help her on this battle and surely enough there nobody else she trust …beside her father!! – Shit. But her father is …gay! “ …..there only one person left….that idiot …Pholdee..” she mumble to herself while slamming on the gas panel and gripping the steering wheel , she was speeding and cutting in front of cars , the sound of honking horn was wildly heard on the freeway .
Meanwhile , Pholdee was jumping on his bed like a sugar high kid ! He was excited and over joy in succeeding his plan! He pause, sitting himself down and rethink what his next plan should be. If Tong return back from his trip and see the dramatic change in his appearance, surely enough he will suspect something is wrong and what if Bopa approach his brother …instead of him -- cause the person she was dare to seduce is …Tong !!! Holy banana! How in the world is he going …split himself in two or 3 ?? – First , he need to keep the old appearance … he need a wig to replace his long hair if he want to play his character -- too !!! Ahhh…..shit…he a wolf!!! Master of deception is going pull one hell of a magic trick …!
The next day , Bopa went to the book store at BBK Mall . She wore a cap, tug downward and had on shade to cover her eye, as if she doesn’t want anyone to recognize her . Since 9am in the morning she had scan thru all the romance novel and how to teach a dummy -- looking for tip on how to seduce a mad!! It either this or Pholdee!!! “ ….her body explore …..” she was reading a line from a novel, “ ….his volcano erupt and hot lava escape …” she blushed and immediately close the book , returning it back on the shelf and scan downward for other books .
Pholdee also came to BBK Mall but his reason was to buy a wig that matches his old hair style. Since 9am in the morning he had try on at least …50 differ wig and got everyone in store annoyed by him because he constantly ask them --- if the wig look right on him . The owner figure he is gay --- why else will a man shop for a wig unless he a cross dresser …or a tran !
“ …what do you think ? ? does it suit my face …” he adjust the wig while checking himself thru a mirror on the wall ,
“ …it’s the only one you didn’t try on , you had gone thru all our stock ..” said the sale person , holding in her hand are several wigs that Pholdee had try on.
“ ..then I take this one!!..”
Everyone in the store applause and glad the idiot finally check out, because they couldn’t goes on their break if a customer is still shopping around ! The cashier didn’t wait till Pholdee bring his item to the check out , she completely went over and tell him to pay without taxes . Pholdee was please with the service and tell the cashier to keep the change, he left the shop and decided to stop by the book store. He froze . And quickly ran out , hiding behind the entrance door he poke his head inside to confirm his target “ …what she doing here !!And…when did she became a book worm ? ..” , he dig into the shopping bag and pull out the wig , he adjust it on his head.
Bopa saw several men going in and out from behind a black curtain, she was curious what kind of book was back there and why only men goes in ? She decided to ask one of the employee that was stacking book on the shelf,
“ …it adult book and porn magazine …” the employee answer
“…really , then why is it block from customer ?..”
“ …to keep under age away ..”
“ ..can I goes in there ? …”
“ …of course …are you at least 21 or over ? …”
“ …yes ..” she lie
“ …if so , yes ..”
She give an unease smile at the young employee and walk toward the black curtain , she look around if anyone she know is nearby , confidence she suck in some air and walk in --- holy banana ! There was picture of nude girl and guy like pluck chicken on the cover of every …. magazine ----! Her mouth open like a venus fly trap and thought about running out like a mad cow . Obviously she was the only girl in the room when the guys turn head and welcome her with a grin. Sex manic was written all over their faces ….she clear her throat and decided to annoy their curious eye . The first shelve she came to, was bunches of asian porn magazine , she hesitate to reach out and grab a copy but after several sec of starring at the cover she had enough courage …
“ ..what are you doing ..” said Pholdee , standing behind her
She froze -- recognizing the voice and felt her cheek burn. Of all the place she can get caught , “ …nothing ..” she answer , still having her back at him . If she turn around the blush on her cheek is too visible for the naked eye !! She must delay time to cool down the heat – shit ,
Pholdee step in front of her , “ …damn …monkey girl , so this is where you spend your weekend ?...” he chuckle