I found this post at bellaandedward.com and thought it was too funny while at the same time thinking "I wish Edward Cullen was real" LOL
* A normal guy would say: I love you Baby!
Edward Cullen would say: You are my life now.
* Normal Guy would say: I think I am falling for you.
Edward Cullen would say: The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb
* A Normal Guy would say: You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!
Edward Cullen would say: Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.
* A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
* If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isnt worth living.
* As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: Bye, see ya!
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: Come back to me, love.
* As a normal guy leaves the house,he would say: Love ya, I'll be back later!
Edward Cullen would say:Look after my heart, I've left it with you. And then he would hire his psychic sister to stalk you and pay her with a yellow porsche.
* As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldnt even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
* While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn't keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldnt even notice the waitress was a female.
* A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
* While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: I miss you.
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: Its like you've taken half myself with you
* A normal guy wouldnt care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
* A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
