Arisoya catch a taxis home and all thru the ride she feel terrible, something wasn’t right. She thought about Ami and wonder if she know what kind of person Tik is? That jerks! How many innocent girls had he taken advantage of ? She thought about Louis and how he cheated on her with another girl even though they dated and understand each other very well – but at the end, men are selfish! There no good men out there beside her father .The only man she know that love his wife fully and deeply! Even after 25 years of marriage their love is still young and blooming! If her father is here, surely Tik is dead by now!!! Once she reach home, Peter was already there in the living room watching tv and eating chips!
“ …Peter !!! where were you!! ..”
“ …. I bump into Tik last night at the bus station and he warn me not to goes back to you. I have no choice girl. He threatens to cut off my carrot if I don’t cooperate ...”
“ …ugh, as if you need a carrot !Is that why you here enjoying yourself and eat my food ..”
“…girl, i wasn’t sure where he took you or where you run off too! So, I figure I’ll wait till you come home …”
“….ugh, I can’t run from that sex manic ! He got me again …” Arisoya drop on the sofa next to Peter and cross her arm .
“ …girl, I can tell . You look worn out !!..” Peter turn to the side and scan her from head to toe . It obvious! Her hair was still fuzzy wet and tangle. The t-shirt dry , leaving wrinkle crease as if she been scramble and squeeze .
“….it was a long day..”
“ …who ask about your day ? im talking about you look …use up and out of juice …how was it this time ? …”
“ …how was what …”
“ …you know , how many time those kiwi got smash ..
“ …peter !! shut up ! …I..I…I confess the truth to him already ...”
“ .. dang and you easy tooo . !!..”
“ ….it not what you think ! Cuz he was about to eat strawberry kiwi smoothie ..soo...I..I panic ..”
“ …holy Buddha ! He what ? Girl, you shouldn’t confess at all !!! And take the punishment instead !!...” Peter giggle
“ ….if you saw the flicking of his tongue – you will scream like a pig …”
“ …girl, if he done that to me …I’ll shut up in a heartbeat ..”
Arisoya sigh and rest her head on Peter’s shoulder “….he a bastard and a cheater ..”
“ ..o ? what happen ? …”
“ ..this morning his fiancée came and I was force to sneak out of his condo …”
“ …damn !! Glad you make it out ! I don’t want to see you on 11 o’ clock news..”
“ …that not the point , the point is ….he disgusting and heartless . How can he – “
“ ….how can he play 3 girls at the same time , girlfriend is one thing but fiancée is a seriously matter …”
“…that bastard! I hate him ~ !! There one thing im afraid of ..”
“ …girl , let me guess…. might be pregnant right ?
“ …i don’t want to be pregnant with him !!..”
“ ..girl, why didn’t you tell him to wrap those banana tight!!..”
“ …I ..It was happening so fast ..I wasn’t thinking …”
“ …happening so fast ! Girl, condom is put on before it hit the kiwi ..NOT during ..”
“ …peter ! no! I mean ….he was and I ..I..ah!!!! I don’t know what to say any more !! Just know he didn’t wrap his banana …”
“ …he probable left the thank you bag at the store , that why ! ..or maybe he like it raw and skin ..” Peter fall back into the sofa and giggle at the thought. Surely, Tik is not a forgetfully person!!
Arisoya grab a nearby pillow and try to suffocate him with it . They wrestle for a while until Peter finally loses and promise not to tease her anymore. She grab the bag of chip from his hand and chew down on it . “….peter , im discussing something serious here ! ..”
“ …sorry girl – how about this, next time tell him to pull out before it erupt inside and make a mess ! Lets the bad boi swim outside the pool ”
“…PETER!!!!..” Arisoya blush wildly and stop eating
“ …girl!! You want advice and you shouting at me for giving it to you ?..”
“ …I..I know but …it embarrassing if I tell him…”
“ …it not that hard , just say ….hey, I don’t want to get pregnant so if you want it raw , you better pull your banana out before those bad boi leak on me !!..”
“ ….ah!!! peter !!..” Arisoya reach for another pillow and try to kill him with it .How can she suggest such a thing to Tik , without crawling under a rock after she said it ?
After they battle each other out in the living room , Peter suggest to buy a home pregnancy test and try it out first . They went to the convenient store down the street. Peter grab a basket and pretend to buy several random item. When they came to the pharmacy section, they argue with each other who will ask the seller about the home pregnancy test! They keep pushing each other toward the counter until Peter finally had enough! He suggests they do paper, rock and scissor. At the end Peter lose 0 to 10 . Damn it !
“…umm…excuse me sir …can i have 8 home pregnancy test …please” said Peter in a low disguising voice while Arisoya standing behind him .
“ ….do you really need it ...and that many? but you're a man..” said the seller , doubting if a gay person can get pregnant or not ?
“ ..yes I need it ..um..huh..it..it for my dogs .. ..” Peter blurted out , then grab the kits and rush to the check out line while Arisoya follow behind him.
They pay for the item and immediately left the store . Once they got home , Ma stop them in the hallway . The two friend hid the bag behind their back and nervously standing there while Ma ask what they want for lunch and Arisoya reply anything is fine . Once Ma left , they run upstairs to the room . It take them over 2 hr to understand the direction . Arisoya grab the tube and went into the restroom while Peter wait anxiety outside the door .Several min later she return and they stood there waiting for the result . Peter was praying and sweating while Arisoya close her eye .
“ …AHHHHHHH..” scream peter and grab the tube from Arisoya’s hand
“ …what what !! tell me ..”
“ ….you are ….NOT pregnant..”
Thank holy Buddha !! – But the problem is not solve yet . She might not be pregnant now but in the future is another question ? Peter got another idea and suggested…birth control pill !!
“ …but peter !! that mean I have to see a doctor !! …its embarrassing !!...
“ …girl , it either that or little Tik !!!..”