[ Chapter 4 ]
The sun was not even up yet, the sky was still dark. Mrs. Patchata was still nicely sleeping on her bed - half naked - as usual, while her Mr. was already in the toilet -- getting himself ready for work. The alarm clock bought by Rome as his wedding gift for his newly-wed wife, was positioned strategically at the side of their king-size bed. Although he never really slept on the bed before, it was still called as 'theirs'. Rita's old-fashioned SEIKO alarm clock was still ticking quietly away, when suddenly - it gave out a huge noisy RinnGGGgGgGggg!! She kept on hitting the snooze button but it never worked. One minute later, it'll ring again and that certainly annoyed her. She wanted to throw the alarm clock to the wall but to no avail, that couldn't be done. As expected, Rome had glued her wedding gift permanently on the side table. Smart. She turned and looked at the stupid alarm clock, it was just 5.30AM?!?! It was so noisy that she couldn't stand it anymore.
Finally, she woke up and being the short-tempered lady she is - she stormed into the toilet like a mad bull.
"WHY DID U FREAKING SET THE ALARM SO EARLY?!?!"
"Ouch!"
Rome was actually shaving before and didn't expect his wife to just budge in that way.
"Look at what you've done, it's bleeding now! Geez!"
"Err .. sorry .. it's your fault anyway!"
"My fault?!" He washed away the shaving cream and started wiping his face.
"Duh!"
"You're impossible! Get me a plaster, this is such a huge cut!" He ordered.
"Why should I? Go get it yourself! Hmph!"
"Woman, its either you listen to me or I swear .. I'm going to make your life way miserable today!"
"Urgh k .. k! Fine! Hold on .."
"I am waiting .. getting older here .. geez, first accident today."
"There!" She passed the plaster to Rome. "Thank god, you were the first victim! Haha, maybe this wedding is good afterall .. you'll be the one suffering from our curse!"
"Yeah right .. just you wait .. most of my girlfriends suffer so much on our first date, I can't wait to see what's going to happen to you today! Heh!"
"That's the thing - nothing is going to happen today .. hahaha!"
Rita laughed her way out toilet and suddenly ..
"OUCHHHH!!!"
She slipped and fell. It was the toilet afterall, who asked her to dance and laugh at the same time. She hit her forehead, that was surely going to leave a swollen bruise.
"AHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Shut up!" She murmured.
".. haha .. you were saying?"
"Would you stop it already! I'm suffering here!"
"Excuse me, I got a cut .. yours is just going to be swollen. SULK IT UP!"
"Whatever."
"Anyway, get yourself ready .. I don't want you to be late."
"Late for what?"
"..for work."
Being the diva she is, she took more than an hour to get ready. It was almost 7am when she's finally ready. It took her another 10mins in front of the mirror - making sure she look stunning like any other day. She's a very self-absorbed woman indeed. Rome could be seen talking with his father-in-law, mainly issues about the company. That was when the famous Jensen daughter walked down the stairs and greeted her father.
"Good morning .. *yawn* dad."
"Morning .. haha .. I'm happy to see you wake up so early today .." He gave a glance towards Rome. " I owe everything to you Rome .. haha .."
"Thank you, Sir."
"Not funny .. dad."
"What's wrong with the both of you? One with a cut while the other a swollen forehead??"
"It's his fault!" , "Her fault." They said it at the same timing.
"Hahaha, you two are surely meant to be with each other .."
"NOT!", "NO!" Again, they shouted at the same time.
"Hahaha!" Rita's father started laughing again.
"Alright then Sir, we're taking off now."
"We are? I haven't even eat yet! Break--"
"No breakfast for you today .."
"Why?!?"
"Well, your breakfast time is gone. You used it all on your make-ups or whatever. So, remember not to do that - next time."
"But! Argh!! Help me out here, Dad!"
"No can do little girl, he's your husband now. What he say, is the law. Now, of you go."
"What?!"
"Let's go Rita .."
Still annoyed, she stood there not giving any reply towards her husband's order. Rome rolled his eyes. Not wanting to waste another minute, he lifted her up and carried her into the limousine. That whole house was echoed with laughter. Everyone, including Rita's father and the maids couldn't stop themselves from laughing. The scene was far too hilarious. There shall never be peace in the Jensen house anymore, life would be more entertaining - with the newly-wed couples there.