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Ms.Zoe
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LOL yes, men have that advantage & they just stand unlike women we sit (or some may not sit but just bend over) even if the toilet seat is dirty...and in the summer with the summer heat, men could bear their upper body all out, women could not :ghehe: & not to mention every month women go through that cycle and men don't...sometimes I don't know why some men want to become women :scratchhead2:. And although I am a woman & being a woman is nice but sometimes I do want to be a man :bhehe: because men do have many advantages than women (not to say women don't have any advantage).
LoL..Sarn thinking of it, you do sound like my friend.
Since I told you guys about the first story...this second one is even worst, funny and crazy.
So, her sister had dropped her car to get it repair by this company that is owned by a Cambodian man, a week had passed and she went with her sister to pick up the car. Well, when they got there the man said, they can't have their car until they give him $500 more. My friend automatically was pissed lol.
She said, that he is not getting anymore money from them because they already paid what was told to them. The old man stood firm, saying they are not getting the car until they pay the $500. Well, things escalated and they started yelling at each other, cussing and almost physically fought.
The old man, said to my friend; I have F*** girls that is younger than you. And I would never F*** anyone that looks like you :shock2:
My friend in return said; I would never F*** an old man like you that has a shrinking penis. I bet it's old and wrinkly and could not get it up :coverlaf: :coverlaf:
(It sound so much worst because all this are being said in Khmer. It just sound harsh than it is if it was being said in English)
The old man was so mad, yelling how disrespectful my friend was to talk to an old man like that. He picked up a wrench wanting to hit her with it. She told him to, because she was going to kick his ass if he hits her lol. Then the son came out hearing all this commotion. Now, it's my friend against the dad and son. When she turned around for her sister help, her sister was gone.
My friends, was like, it was my sister's problem to begin with and she bailed out on me!!!
My friend called the police and guess what....when the police showed up he happened to be a Cambodian cop hahahha. This happened in Lowell...I know a lot Cambodians lived there but to have a Cambodian cop showed up is just hilarious.
She started to explained to the cop...and she told the cop..."The old man said, he would not F*** me because my pussy is too old. And I told the old man, that he could not pay me enough to F*** him because his dick is old and shrinking." :lmao3: :lmao3:
The cop, hearing it in Khmer gave her this look like, can you say it English it sounds better hahahhaah
Since I told you guys about the first story...this second one is even worst, funny and crazy.
So, her sister had dropped her car to get it repair by this company that is owned by a Cambodian man, a week had passed and she went with her sister to pick up the car. Well, when they got there the man said, they can't have their car until they give him $500 more. My friend automatically was pissed lol.
She said, that he is not getting anymore money from them because they already paid what was told to them. The old man stood firm, saying they are not getting the car until they pay the $500. Well, things escalated and they started yelling at each other, cussing and almost physically fought.
The old man, said to my friend; I have F*** girls that is younger than you. And I would never F*** anyone that looks like you :shock2:
My friend in return said; I would never F*** an old man like you that has a shrinking penis. I bet it's old and wrinkly and could not get it up :coverlaf: :coverlaf:
(It sound so much worst because all this are being said in Khmer. It just sound harsh than it is if it was being said in English)
The old man was so mad, yelling how disrespectful my friend was to talk to an old man like that. He picked up a wrench wanting to hit her with it. She told him to, because she was going to kick his ass if he hits her lol. Then the son came out hearing all this commotion. Now, it's my friend against the dad and son. When she turned around for her sister help, her sister was gone.
My friends, was like, it was my sister's problem to begin with and she bailed out on me!!!
My friend called the police and guess what....when the police showed up he happened to be a Cambodian cop hahahha. This happened in Lowell...I know a lot Cambodians lived there but to have a Cambodian cop showed up is just hilarious.
She started to explained to the cop...and she told the cop..."The old man said, he would not F*** me because my pussy is too old. And I told the old man, that he could not pay me enough to F*** him because his dick is old and shrinking." :lmao3: :lmao3:
The cop, hearing it in Khmer gave her this look like, can you say it English it sounds better hahahhaah
Maya_Fantasy
sarNie Oldmaid
OMG your friends is sure lives a creative life. :loool: hahahaha
sarN
sarNie Granny
LMAO! I can picture the scene in my head right now but instead of Cambodia it's in Spanish . I never have a heat argument to the point of cursing non stop . I'm too lovable :heart: :heart: , easy going and forgiving . Even with my parent , there were time i'm mad at them when i was younger but I prefer talking it out with them quietly and most of the time it's them that shout & curse at me but once their angry is out they are wonderful parent haha
Maya_Fantasy
sarNie Oldmaid
cecilia said:
Funny article, but I think I prefer honesty more than crazy white lies.
I am one of the people that are totally bad at white lies. Whenever I try to do a white lies it always come out cheesy or I can't hold back my laugh. So I just tell them the true, especially bad things, in time people learn to accept my honesty and they learn not to ask me anything if they don't want to hear what I have to say. :loool: hahahaha :whahuh:
sarN
sarNie Granny
when ppl ask my age , I wouldn't give them an answer. I refuse and pledge the 5th . When my mom tell ppl my age , I would tell them I'm adopted . When ppl ask who the oldest ( bwt my sister & me ) I would say her & everything online I put the wrong years , does that consider a white lie ? I'm forever 16 at heart .
I guess I am having one of those days where I get annoyed by whatever my husband says lol. He irked the heck out of me when I tell him things then turn around and say, well, I don't remember you telling me that. Really? If you opened your ears often and actually listen you might remember a thing or two. Anyway, when I started to raise my voice at him and goes on without him getting a word in, he smartly changed the subject.
Maya_Fantasy
sarNie Oldmaid
LOL @byebye, are you pmsing today? Poor guy! :whahuh:
Men they have selective hearing, sometime I wonder how men ever survives this World if there wasn't women around to pull their noses in the right direction. :yahoo:
Sarn, everyone lies on the internet form... lol.
Men they have selective hearing, sometime I wonder how men ever survives this World if there wasn't women around to pull their noses in the right direction. :yahoo:
Sarn, everyone lies on the internet form... lol.
I wish I was PSMing...I haven't had one of those in 5 years.
I have my days though that when I talked to him I am straight up annoyed by the slightest thing...and I know there's an argument coming up because of the way I feel lol. You know just one of days where you jumped on whatever is being said and turn it into something bigger than it really is.
My husband knows when I am annoyed too...he always cut the conversation short and call me later :heart:
I have my days though that when I talked to him I am straight up annoyed by the slightest thing...and I know there's an argument coming up because of the way I feel lol. You know just one of days where you jumped on whatever is being said and turn it into something bigger than it really is.
My husband knows when I am annoyed too...he always cut the conversation short and call me later :heart:
Maya_Fantasy
sarNie Oldmaid
LOL, I have one of those days. What I'll do is avoid seeing or talking to peoples if I have that nagging feeling coming.
sarN
sarNie Granny
I had a client who came to the shop and ask me out today. I ask him what he like about me and he said " You damn sexy . I want to hit at you so bad" . I do like young man but I feel he was to aggressive & a bit horny 
. I told him no . But he said something that really bother me "Is it because I'm black" . Skin color is not an issue to me and i felt he very negative. I told him my boyfriend is also black and he from Nigeria :baby: . I always use the fake boyfriend excuse to reject guy that I don't welcome . ^^^ it always work and i do enjoy seeing their pride shot down too :yes:
. I told him no . But he said something that really bother me "Is it because I'm black" . Skin color is not an issue to me and i felt he very negative. I told him my boyfriend is also black and he from Nigeria :baby: . I always use the fake boyfriend excuse to reject guy that I don't welcome . ^^^ it always work and i do enjoy seeing their pride shot down too :yes:
cecilia
Staff member
Lol Sarn, that's too funny. I have a co-workers who is two years younger than me always say random things to me too. Most of the time is I love you and some other time is to go out with him lol the other day he asked me to marry him ... I gave him a chuckle in return lol don't want to hurt his feeling because he's a good man.
Anyway, I don't like nagging people so I try to stay away from that lol I rant and get moody once in a blue mood though ... just because sometime things need to come out and people usually know that when I'm in it too lol Also, I'm terrible at lies ... and being fooled at is easily taken advantage by others (I always fall for it)
Anyway, I don't like nagging people so I try to stay away from that lol I rant and get moody once in a blue mood though ... just because sometime things need to come out and people usually know that when I'm in it too lol Also, I'm terrible at lies ... and being fooled at is easily taken advantage by others (I always fall for it)
KhoOnxNouxWanxJai
Staff member
I thought this was an interesting conversation I had with my friend just moments ago. She was telling me about all the expensive gifts her husband bought her for Valentines day, and when she asked me what mines bought me. I was like "A few cases of strawberries, blueberries, blackberries and some ice cream." Her face looked horrified and she responded with, "That's all?" She spent a good one hour trying to convince me that my husband doesn't love me as much as other men love their wives for buying them stuff on Valentines day.
Me: What do you mean, that's all?
Her: Your husband sounds cheap.
Me: No...he just knows what I like. I love fruits and he bought me some of my favorite ones because he knows I don't wear jewelry and I don't like them. (I literally don't own any jewelry that hasn't been given to me by my parents or that isn't my engagement ring/wedding band (and even these I don't wear all the time).
Her: But still Valentines day is special he should have gotten you something more special.
Me: Why? I mean when he comes home from work everyday he always stops at the store and buys my favorite fruits or snack. He always texts me to tell me he misses me during his breaks at work. He always does the hard chores around the house so I don't have to do them, even if he works all the time. He makes me breakfast if he doesn't have to go to work early. He has someone drop him off at my school so he can drive me home if I tell him I feel to tired. He makes me feel important everyday and I think that is enough. I don't need flowers or anything like that. What am I going to do with flowers? They'll just die and its a waste of money. Food you can at least eat.
Her: Now I know why he loves you, cause you low maintenance. He's a real jerk for taking advantage of that.
Me: I don't feel like I'm low maintenance. I just feel like I'm being realistic. Like seriously I rather take the everyday things he do for me everyday over a special "one day" a year.
Then she got kind of mad at me because I mentioned, "I mean look at your husband he doesn't even remember your birthday, and your anniversaries. He remember Valentines day because its on a calendar and well its being marketed EVERYWHERE. My husband celebrates My birthday, the day we first met, the day he asked me to be his girlfriend, the day he found out I liked him (Yes he actually knows this day), and our wedding anniversary.
Also, why would you buy someone something expensive on Valentines day when that person hates it? I literally hate Valentines day so much lol. I feel like he would get me more expensive things if I were into it, but he knows I'd yank the eyes out of his socket if he ever got me anything expensive. I would lecture him about how we have to save money for more important things.
Do ya'll think I was being too mean to her? I just get really defensive when people try to tell me that my husband is a jerk lol!
Me: What do you mean, that's all?
Her: Your husband sounds cheap.
Me: No...he just knows what I like. I love fruits and he bought me some of my favorite ones because he knows I don't wear jewelry and I don't like them. (I literally don't own any jewelry that hasn't been given to me by my parents or that isn't my engagement ring/wedding band (and even these I don't wear all the time).
Her: But still Valentines day is special he should have gotten you something more special.
Me: Why? I mean when he comes home from work everyday he always stops at the store and buys my favorite fruits or snack. He always texts me to tell me he misses me during his breaks at work. He always does the hard chores around the house so I don't have to do them, even if he works all the time. He makes me breakfast if he doesn't have to go to work early. He has someone drop him off at my school so he can drive me home if I tell him I feel to tired. He makes me feel important everyday and I think that is enough. I don't need flowers or anything like that. What am I going to do with flowers? They'll just die and its a waste of money. Food you can at least eat.
Her: Now I know why he loves you, cause you low maintenance. He's a real jerk for taking advantage of that.
Me: I don't feel like I'm low maintenance. I just feel like I'm being realistic. Like seriously I rather take the everyday things he do for me everyday over a special "one day" a year.
Then she got kind of mad at me because I mentioned, "I mean look at your husband he doesn't even remember your birthday, and your anniversaries. He remember Valentines day because its on a calendar and well its being marketed EVERYWHERE. My husband celebrates My birthday, the day we first met, the day he asked me to be his girlfriend, the day he found out I liked him (Yes he actually knows this day), and our wedding anniversary.
Also, why would you buy someone something expensive on Valentines day when that person hates it? I literally hate Valentines day so much lol. I feel like he would get me more expensive things if I were into it, but he knows I'd yank the eyes out of his socket if he ever got me anything expensive. I would lecture him about how we have to save money for more important things.
Do ya'll think I was being too mean to her? I just get really defensive when people try to tell me that my husband is a jerk lol!
cecilia
Staff member
^I think you're just being you .. sincere and honest about valentine days. Valentine or not, I'm okay with whatever make/keep the magic alive ... Also, I personally think that every day should be a valentine's day -- we don't need a calendar to remind us of how special we are to each other. If I love you then I just love you lol
I like that you stick to reality and accept what's true in your heart too ... I do the same. Oh! Your husband sounds so nice and understanding. Hope I find one who will understand me as well.
I like that you stick to reality and accept what's true in your heart too ... I do the same. Oh! Your husband sounds so nice and understanding. Hope I find one who will understand me as well.
sarN
sarNie Granny
@Kho-jai , o'gosh girl , your husband sound sweet , does he have a little brother ? i haven't met any young romantic guys in the state beside this one man i meet oversea but he became too arrogant for my taste . as for older man yes , they are romantic but err me no like anyone who 10 years older :yuck: i keep imagine myself with a mummy and I'm the little girl with a teddy bear but with younger man ...it's a whole different setting
I hate it when guys used race because you don't want to go out with them.
I had a guy asked me out 3 times and I said no all 3 times. Then when I saw him again, he was like you don't want to go out with me cause I'm black? In my mind, I was like...if I had rejected you 3 times I am sure I just don't want to go out with you period.
I don't want anything expensive for my birthday or anything cause I prefer just a dinner at a restaurant and relax...and then go see a movie. Pretty much, like a date night since it is so rare for us ever since having kids. I don't want any gifts...cause I don't know what I really want or like and if he buys me something I probably would not like it anyways because his taste and mine or polar opposite.
But I rather him keep his words...that is more important to me. When we bought our first house it was a starter home. It's an average 3 bedrooms, 2 baths home. And once or twice we drove around this gated homes..very very nice in our area. I always thought, man if I live in one of these homes it would be amazing. I just love me a gated community homes.
My husband turned to me and said...I promise you one of these days I will buy you a home here. I didn't believe him thinking he just say it to make me feel good knowing how much I love the area. After we paid our first house off and waited till our oldest son starts school...I woke up one day and wanted to buy a new house. We went looking...and guess where we bought our house...in the gated place where I always wanted to live. After we bought the house my husband turned to me...I told you I was going to buy you a house here one day. And honestly, that was the sweetest thing because he kept his words....working hard just to make it come true for me. That is what important to me more than anything.
I had a guy asked me out 3 times and I said no all 3 times. Then when I saw him again, he was like you don't want to go out with me cause I'm black? In my mind, I was like...if I had rejected you 3 times I am sure I just don't want to go out with you period.
I don't want anything expensive for my birthday or anything cause I prefer just a dinner at a restaurant and relax...and then go see a movie. Pretty much, like a date night since it is so rare for us ever since having kids. I don't want any gifts...cause I don't know what I really want or like and if he buys me something I probably would not like it anyways because his taste and mine or polar opposite.
But I rather him keep his words...that is more important to me. When we bought our first house it was a starter home. It's an average 3 bedrooms, 2 baths home. And once or twice we drove around this gated homes..very very nice in our area. I always thought, man if I live in one of these homes it would be amazing. I just love me a gated community homes.
My husband turned to me and said...I promise you one of these days I will buy you a home here. I didn't believe him thinking he just say it to make me feel good knowing how much I love the area. After we paid our first house off and waited till our oldest son starts school...I woke up one day and wanted to buy a new house. We went looking...and guess where we bought our house...in the gated place where I always wanted to live. After we bought the house my husband turned to me...I told you I was going to buy you a house here one day. And honestly, that was the sweetest thing because he kept his words....working hard just to make it come true for me. That is what important to me more than anything.
sarN
sarNie Granny
....aww, girl you stop it , i'm about to cry hahaha i'm so easily move you know . the last time i was move by such devotion was by my stalker , he had follow me secretly for a while but i had never notice it before, it's a LONG story how it begin , any who he came to my house one day and ask why i have a restrain order on him ( my parent only threaten his parent about it but we never file any court paper ) . I told him to leave because he is trespassing and I will file the paper , after I close the door , he cried . He stood on my front yard and cry . Said he love me and he will not leave. I honestly felt really bad . The guilt I had was just eating my heart ...literately because i truly did ...kind of lead him on by being nice to him and accept his gift. My grandma came out and hit him with the broom though and my dad call the cop and only then will he leave . I never file the paper til this day and i left the country a week later . It been 5 years and once in a while he would come to my house and ask my family where I am but they would told him to get out . My dad actually lie to him that i run away with a man and will never come back . When I came back home and he found out he came to talk to me again but I told him to move on . He was really piss off because he said i ruin 8 years of his life and he hope karma will get to me one day. He was really crazy though , I felt bad for him so i befriend w/ him and he thought it was something else .
. When I came back home and he found out he came to talk to me again but I told him to move on . He was really piss off because he said i ruin 8 years of his life and he hope karma will get to me one day. He was really crazy though , I felt bad for him so i befriend w/ him and he thought it was something else .
cecilia
Staff member
Would this be too much to ask? I'm with her on some of the points :wub:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/yourtango/what-i-need-from-my-future-husband_b_6715414.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
My favorites has to be #10
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/yourtango/what-i-need-from-my-future-husband_b_6715414.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
My favorites has to be #10